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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Platystemon posted:

What the gently caress.

I hope there’s a small city on the payroll.

It's just him actually

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Well, turns out the employee that was fired decided to go to our version of OSHA to report the poo poo out of our company. We got a visit yesterday informing we would have an inspection at 0830 today.

I was sure we would be hosed, even bought popcorn to watch it unfold. But it looks like management burned the midnight oil getting everything into spec including safety vests, signage, every single fire extinguisher tested (which havent been tested for a few years), filing cabinet hiding fire hose reel and one particular piece of machinery no where to be found. By the time I turned up to work it was a new company! Even a First Aid Kit (for those that don't remember I tore the poo poo out of my hands and drove myself to a chemist and bought my own kit a few months ago)!

Good on them for getting up to spec before the announced time. It's sad it had to come to a being reported officially.

I quite enjoyed the call from the OSHA inspecter saying they would be now arriving at 1430. The look on the management team who had obvisouly busted their rear end overnight to get poo poo right was great. You could see the look in their eyes "I could have gone home and not be tired today".

Alls well that ends well though.

EDIT: The owner of the company waving goodbye to the inspector then immediately blindly walking into an area requiring highvis was perfect. If the inspector had just turned around to look where they were...

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Mar 9, 2017

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

Platystemon posted:

What the gently caress.

I hope there’s a small city on the payroll.

Somewhere around 3000 craft and maybe 1500 field non manual. None of the MTIs have been really bad. Mainly just broken wrists, noses, ankles, and having eyes drilled because the employee waited too long to have foreign debris removed.


edit// Should probably clarify, thats 1500 FNM and office staff. So engineering, administrative, finance, qa/qc, etc.

iroc.dis fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Mar 9, 2017

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Cling-Wrap Condom posted:

I'm not sure what you're saying here. The tech was onsite doing mechanical fibre splicing and somehow got a good two inches of the cable in his arm??? my mind loving boggles

Been watching too much battlestar galactica

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Humphreys posted:

I quite enjoyed the call from the OSHA inspecter saying they would be now arriving at 1430. The look on the management team who had obvisouly busted their rear end overnight to get poo poo right was great. You could see the look in their eyes "I could have gone home and not be tired today".
Hahahaha that's great.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
http://i.imgur.com/OQEcxbX.mp4

Woops. I mean, there isn't actually any chance of this damaging either the armored vehicle that hit the cargo truck, or the cargo truck itself.

Still, I'd rather my nuclear transport convoys were as careful as they possibly could be.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Humphreys posted:

Well, turns out the employee that was fired decided to go to our version of OSHA to report the poo poo out of our company. We got a visit yesterday informing we would have an inspection at 0830 today.

I was sure we would be hosed, even bought popcorn to watch it unfold. But it looks like management burned the midnight oil getting everything into spec including safety vests, signage, every single fire extinguisher tested (which havent been tested for a few years), filing cabinet hiding fire hose reel and one particular piece of machinery no where to be found. By the time I turned up to work it was a new company! Even a First Aid Kit (for those that don't remember I tore the poo poo out of my hands and drove myself to a chemist and bought my own kit a few months ago)!

Good on them for getting up to spec before the announced time. It's sad it had to come to a being reported officially.

I quite enjoyed the call from the OSHA inspecter saying they would be now arriving at 1430. The look on the management team who had obvisouly busted their rear end overnight to get poo poo right was great. You could see the look in their eyes "I could have gone home and not be tired today".

Alls well that ends well though.

EDIT: The owner of the company waving goodbye to the inspector then immediately blindly walking into an area requiring highvis was perfect. If the inspector had just turned around to look where they were...

I hate that poo poo.

Drop by unannounced and shout "NOBODY loving MOVE!"
How are they going to get an accurate assessment if they phone ahead of time??

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/OQEcxbX.mp4

Woops. I mean, there isn't actually any chance of this damaging either the armored vehicle that hit the cargo truck, or the cargo truck itself.

Still, I'd rather my nuclear transport convoys were as careful as they possibly could be.

i just hope the truck driver is a better driver than the guy behind him

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Memento posted:

Woops. I mean, there isn't actually any chance of this damaging either the armored vehicle that hit the cargo truck, or the cargo truck itself.

Still, I'd rather my nuclear transport convoys were as careful as they possibly could be.

I am guessing that they are still filling out the paperwork for the accident report even now.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JB50 posted:

needs more blood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGbrM-MMRk

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

shame on an IGA posted:

Why yes, CCl will start a plutonium-chlorine fire if it gets too hot. Safety procedure: Don't do that. Anything containing hydrogen atoms creates a criticality hazard and volatile solvents are preferred because why worry about filtering plutonium out of gallons of whatever when you can just let it evaporate from a one-pass open loop?

All of these are the best way to do this work so I'm not sure what the problem is.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ak Gara posted:

I hate that poo poo.

Drop by unannounced and shout "NOBODY loving MOVE!"
How are they going to get an accurate assessment if they phone ahead of time??

if the goal is in fact increased safety, rather than handing out fines, mission accomplished.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Qwijib0 posted:

if the goal is in fact increased safety, rather than handing out fines, mission accomplished.

Wat?

Like that place won't go back to business as usual the minute they know the coast is clear.

I'd be happy to hear otherwise though.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Qwijib0 posted:

if the goal is in fact increased safety, rather than handing out fines, mission accomplished.
That's not sustainable though. Not that secret fine hunting visits are instantly sustainable either but the de facto mandate behind most government safety programs is to be as close to self sufficient on fines as is reasonable because that is a merit based tax on bad actors instead of directing tax payer money to it.

More broadly whether its through the government or insurance, the costs of safety should be socialized to add a price to doing something wrong the first 99 times to discourage you from losing the safety lottery that 100th time, and if you do lose that lottery you have that socialized pot ready to pay out to the injured parties. With the goal being to avoid losing that safety lottery by doing things right so someone can use that socialized money for safety research or deferred directly to safety operating costs instead of payouts so you can get maximum worth from your safety dollar instead of flushing it down the toilet in civil suits.

Sort of better hazcom than sharpie on it tbh.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


Don't you pretty much never want to actually induce vomiting? Or is that to maybe protect the first aider from sticking their hand down the throat of someone potentially random.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
^^^depends on the poison involved.

so close to being right. They just needed to not use a container known for containing strange coloured beverages.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/OQEcxbX.mp4

Woops. I mean, there isn't actually any chance of this damaging either the armored vehicle that hit the cargo truck, or the cargo truck itself.

Still, I'd rather my nuclear transport convoys were as careful as they possibly could be.

Best part is the slowdown that resulted in this was started by the cop pulling over to give the cameraman poo poo for the perfectly legal act of standing on a public sidewalk filming a convoy traveling down a public street.

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/OQEcxbX.mp4

Woops. I mean, there isn't actually any chance of this damaging either the armored vehicle that hit the cargo truck, or the cargo truck itself.

Still, I'd rather my nuclear transport convoys were as careful as they possibly could be.

This isn't a nuclear transport convoy, it's just an air force convoy. It probably has parts for ICBMs or some other sensitive equipment but the air force doesn't have authority to move nuclear material, that belongs to the NNSA (the largest part of the DoE budget) and their trucks look different than that.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Ok, didn't know that.

I mean, the Air Force does have authority to move nuclear weapons, but only in very strict circumstances involving authorisation from the president, secretary of state, and joint chiefs.

Listening to the new Hardcore History podcast ("The Destroyer of Worlds") and Carlin throws loving tons of shade at the American electorate during the second half. He goes on like a 9-minute lecture about how electing the US president is one of the biggest responsibilities in the world, how you're handing this terrible power to one person etc etc how this is something to consider soberly and rationally.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Memento posted:

Listening to the new Hardcore History podcast ("The Destroyer of Worlds") and Carlin throws loving tons of shade at the American electorate during the second half. He goes on like a 9-minute lecture about how electing the US president is one of the biggest responsibilities in the world, how you're handing this terrible power to one person etc etc how this is something to consider soberly and rationally.

I just caught this a few days ago. It's a really good listen, especially on the heels of Eric Schlosser's Command & Control, which was one of Carlin's sources.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


iroc.dis posted:

We've had 17 medical treatment injury recordable incidents through January and February. This year is going great so far :supaburn:

I can't even fathom that unless there are just thousands and thousands of employees. I know our corporate overlords would be eviscerating us over something like that. Note: our corpo leaders are largely people with safety backgrounds.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It loving galls me that the response I've seen to this, and stories like this, is "Well they should have pulled the identifying stickers off first!"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-10/australian-e-waste-ending-up-in-toxic-african-dump/8339760

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Memento posted:

It loving galls me that the response I've seen to this, and stories like this, is "Well they should have pulled the identifying stickers off first!"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-10/australian-e-waste-ending-up-in-toxic-african-dump/8339760

Well, they should have. :colbert:

If you're going to dump it illegally, make sure it can't be traced back to you. Like leaving a letter with your name on it at the bottom of a trash pile.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Kibayasu posted:

Don't you pretty much never want to actually induce vomiting? Or is that to maybe protect the first aider from sticking their hand down the throat of someone potentially random.

The "do not induce vomiting" warning is usually on things that are either corrosive (so they'd burn your throat and mouth on the way up as well as down) or things that are more dangerous to inhale than swallow (for instance, drinking heavy oils will usually just give you diarrhea but inhaling them can cause life-threatening pneumonia). Most cleaners and industrial chemicals fall into one of those categories.

With other poisons, and in most cases of drug overdose, getting the chemical out is more helpful. Even so, a lot of the time the poison control will tell you to wait for the EMTs to pump the victim's stomach or fill them with charcoal because it's safer than any of the home strategies.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Mar 10, 2017

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/840003103508312064

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

For a moment I thought that was duck tape wallpaper.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Platystemon posted:

For a moment I thought that was duck tape wallpaper.

http://i.imgur.com/ztsvV7K.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It’s actually the older term, though.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I used to hate this as well, but it's actually pretty ubiquitous in the US

http://duckbrand.com/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s not just a brand name.

Next y’all are going to correct me for using “till”.

…which is older than “until”. “Until” was formed from “und” + “till”. All three words mean precisely the same thing.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Mar 10, 2017

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
A till is a loving thing that you put money in and give the customer back his change from.
Christ

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

iroc.dis posted:

We've had 17 medical treatment injury recordable incidents through January and February. This year is going great so far :supaburn:

Furniture manufacturing, or coal mine?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

iroc.dis posted:

having eyes drilled because the employee waited too long to have foreign debris removed
I'm sorry, what

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

InediblePenguin posted:

I'm sorry, what

Probably a shard of metal that started rusting in the eyeball.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SpaceCadetBob posted:

Wat?

Like that place won't go back to business as usual the minute they know the coast is clear.

I'd be happy to hear otherwise though.

Sorry to disapoint you. Today was back to the old tricks. Certain machinery that was hidden away on other sites returned, no more PPE.

Also, now the owner dropped a bombshell on some of us this morning. "I hosed up something recently, I'm getting divorced and don't know if I can keep the company myself or who will be in control if I don't" Whelp!

In preparation it's time to call my clients that ask me if I want a job and see how serious they are.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Yeah I'm sure he certainly hosed something.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dexo posted:

Yeah I'm sure he certainly hosed somethingone.

That's my thought.

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

shame on an IGA posted:

Furniture manufacturing, or coal mine?

Large scale construction project with 4500-5000 employees and subs.

InediblePenguin posted:

I'm sorry, what

This is how most of these situations go. A shard of metal (usually from grinding) gets in the person's eye at the end of the day. The person ignores it, doesn't report it to medical, and goes home for the day. From what I've been told, it only takes an eye a few hours to heal over a shard of metal. So the next morning when the person wakes up, its irritated. Person reports to medical. Medical sends them off site to an eye doctor. Eye doctor has to use some sort of drill to get into the eye so they can pull the shard out. There is some other stuff they have to do if its been in there long enough

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
You know, ideally I'd like all our machinery to work properly all the time, but the next best thing happened today. They finally broke down and paid a decent sum to fly a company expert in to fix a machine. He worked on it all day, called back the in-house maintenance staff to review the work, and then turned to us saying "There you go guys, all fixed!"

The machine then promptly alarmed and printed out and error code basically saying "This thing hosed up".

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