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mediocre dad okay posted:What inheritance? That rear end in a top hat is leaving everything to "the meek". If you don't say anything about it, maybe you count.
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https://twitter.com/SMLXist/status/838844842558046208
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loving LOL I can also write with my non-dominant hand
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seems fake but Geralt is a dilf so mmmm
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Just look at Witcher porn on deviantART ffs
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That's what I do! e: also read the books fake nerd grandma
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pff grandmas don't want porn, they want erotica.
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I'd buy ignoring W3's combat (which is fine) on the strength of Geralt as a character, and generally because the game is a loving masterpiece, but this? 
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Geralt doesn't care how old you are or what you look like. All he wants is for you to at least pretend to love him. Why he is not the nerd and goon god is beyond me.
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God, smug political memes are the worst thing
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Choco1980 posted:I live upstairs from a (very) amateur banjo player. For the past two and a half years I've had to listen to him practice the same chords for hours on end, rarely ever playing actual solo tunes. I think he's playing like, the backup harmony for a band piece or something often, but uh, nobody else is ever playing down there. It's as delightful as you can imagine. My boyfriend's old apartment had a very similar neighbor, except he was the bass player for a Chicano band and would practice his extremely repetitive riffs on weekend mornings. It may have only been one riff, actually, because I just remember waking up to the same DUN dun DUN dun DUN dun dun-dun-dun-dun every time. The dude seemed pretty good and I wish him luck in his endeavors, but dang.
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quote:This takes place years ago, when I was at a bar with a couple of friends and we wound up hanging out with a large group of women who were in a bachelorette party. There were about ten of them, and they were on a scavenger hunt type of game, where they had to get pictures of different things, like a condom and a penis, which one of my friends happily obliged, right in the middle of the bar. A story for another time.
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"Ha ha"  I've got "Why would you even make up this story" and "Black people are funny," need a little more to get stdh bingo
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"Bitch asked for it, lolamiright."
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Haha, hurting women makes for a funny story.
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Mar 9, 2017 13:35
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Apropos, are fourth-graders commonly called students instead of pupils?
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I hardly ever heard pupils when I was in school no matter what grade. It was always students or "my class".
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More realistic version would be the homeless guy goes up and asks to mow the lawn, and the Republican screams and threatens to call the police if he doesn't leave.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Apropos, are fourth-graders commonly called students instead of pupils? Growing up in the US, I associated "pupils" with very old white people and Europeans, in terms of who actually used that word.
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Mr. Belpit posted:Growing up in the US, I associated "pupils" with very old white people and Europeans, in terms of who actually used that word. Same, they're interchangeable but nobody ever uses 'pupils'. People would understand the meaning, but it would sound quaint and archaic. And age/grade doesn't really change it either; someone under instruction is a student, whether they're in kindergarten or grad school.
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ALL THE TEACHERS HATED ME AND ANIME, I HAVE A MASTERS' DEGREE IN EDUCATION I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:ALL THE TEACHERS HATED ME AND ANIME, I HAVE A MASTERS' DEGREE IN EDUCATION I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT poo poo. Now I have that in my history on YouTube. i could only stand a minute, but I'm sure it doesn't matter. God drat it.
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Yeah none of that happened except for the part where her teachers didn't like her. I went to art school (late 90s) and encountered a million kids like this. They turn literally every assignment and conversation into something Japanimation-related, argue with the professors about the most trivial poo poo, and absolutely lose it when receiving any sort of honest critique of their work. "Art teachers" on that level are not teaching creativity, they're teaching technical skill and knowledge so that you have the tools to be creative. The idea that you should be able to just do whatever you want for any of the assignments is just as crazy for art as it would be for any other class.
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I believe this part happened: "Should my son go to art school?" "gently caress no, the little poo poo doesn't listen to anything we're trying to teach him. All he does is draw animes, and he's not even very good at that. Trust me on this one--it would be a waste of money to send him to art school. Seriously."
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Mar 10, 2017 03:55
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Art teachers are inundated with lovely anime from middle school on so it's understandable that they would get tired of it
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chitoryu12 posted:More realistic version would be the homeless guy goes up and asks to mow the lawn, and the Republican screams and threatens to call the police if he doesn't leave. That's what he really meant by welcoming get to the Republican party.
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Mar 10, 2017 04:14
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Well you see, back when she was a wee lassie in high school... Anyway, wonder when her fiance is going to get tired of her only wanting to watch anime and draw anime and quote anime? Who am I kidding, he's probably an anime neckbeard himself life is killing me has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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Neighbor sued me after harassing my dog for months, lost horribly.quote:About 6 or 7 months ago, my neighbor got a drone. I don’t mind people having hobbies, but for some reason he insisted on flying like the biggest jerk possible. He would hover in front of other houses and windows, try to “race” cars going down the road, and worst of all he had a habit of flying his drone in my fenced back yard buzzing over my dog, diving low just over my dogs head before circling around to do it again. My dog isn’t small, he’s about 70lbs and a Malamute, but the drone terrified him, and I was worried what would happen if it hit him.
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I could see this actually happening, it sounds pretty embellished though. People who do things like that (they exist, and it happens) are basically part of the reason I have to go take a loving test for the FAA so I can fly my drone commercially. However, in real life the guy would have just called the FAA with the reg number for the neighbor's drone and they'd have taken it from there before the guy could even sue him. You can fly near an airport, but if it's towered you need to call the tower and let them know, but only if you're flying at or above a certain altitude in their airspace. As far as I know there's no hardline regulation from the FAA on "flying too close to people" because it's just common sense. You can fly as high as you want within sight of your spotter or yourself, as long as you call nearby towered airports and monitor untowered airport freqs for when pilots do their obligatory "entering traffic pattern" call. In reality, hell, the police may even have the authority to demand to see a person's drone and get the reg number when a person complains. But this is STDH, so what I'm thinking is that the writer just has a chip on his shoulder against drones and either entirely made this poo poo up, or embellished a story where what really happened is "neighbor flies drone in his backyard, my dog barks at it, must be harassing my dog on purpose and I hate drones, let's make a cock and bull story up" ne: regardless of the reg number or lack thereof, it's not that hard to complain to the FAA, they care so much about drones they created a ton of regulations regarding their flight, and even harder regulations regarding their flight for commercial use and profit. life is killing me has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Apropos, are fourth-graders commonly called students instead of pupils? I have a grammar-and-usage book from the 60s that sternly warns about observing the distinction between pupil and student. These days, of course, pupil is pretty much dead in American English usage, except when referring to a part of the eye or in phrases like "apt pupil." It's one of those fights that was a big deal for grammarians once but has been lost long ago, like the old rule against using impact or contact as verbs. Selachian has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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Selachian posted:grammarians It's not at all nor has it ever been a grammatical question. 0/10 you suck at linguistics.
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poo poo that didn't happen: me caring about this stupid derail. Here's some poo poo that didn't happen, as well. http://imgur.com/gallery/NgbiY
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flosofl posted:poo poo that didn't happen: me caring about this stupid derail. We know this definitely didn't happen because they said they gkicked him and moved on instead of letting it turn into guild-splitting drama.
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The poo poo that DID happen was the guy cared so much about a guy not wanting to raid that he had to prove the guy was lying instead of leaving it alone because WE CANNOT LET THIS STAND HOW DARE HE WANT OUT OF OUR NECKBEARD RAID THAT HAS NO IMPACT WHATSOEVER ON REAL LIFE! OH! And the fact that a guy cared so much about getting kicked out of a guild of pixels, he had to lie about an injury to get out of a raid to a bunch of poopsocking guild members who could break their arm and still be raiding that night because it's so important. I'm sure if he really had broken his arm the raid leader would have been all, "Yeah but why can't you raid?"
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quote:Thankfully, she kind of realized that she'd asked for it and we got to stay in the bar. She didn't sit down the rest of the night, either. Not to contaminate the thread with actually-happened stories, but I was at a goodbye party once in DC with a bunch of 30-something bureaucrats, and one woman got really drunk, got ahold of a plastic pirate sword, and ran around demanding everyone spank her with it. She'd yelp excitedly with each hit, and kept going on at length about how much she loved spanking. This went on for hours until someone managed to break the plastic sword in half smacking her for the hundredth time. Then the next day she sobered up and insisted she didn't remember anything about the last night, but after that we all figured we had a pretty good fix on what she's into. But no  , no worries about getting kicked out, no inability to sit down, so real stories just don't measure up.
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