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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Tred Cuz
Bed Alls

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:31

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# ? May 25, 2024 16:50

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

get more grrls in power and wars will decrease by at least 30% mark my werds

teen vogue for president

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:31

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Baloogan posted:

you know, aliens are totally gonna show up in trump's presidency

mathematically it is way more likely that aliens will show up being all 'WHERE'S THIS TRUMP ASSHOELLL' and we'll be like 'dudes that was like centuries ago we are the biggest badasses on the block & eat aliens now get in our bellies'

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I'm not eating an alien

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:32

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

get more grrls in power and wars will decrease by at least 30% mark my werds

https://twitter.com/NoToFeminism/status/564764588986494976

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:32

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

If I was on death row my last meal would be deep fried pierogis and I'd just eat them till my heart stopped.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:32

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

get more grrls in power and wars will decrease by at least 30% mark my werds

for the record i loving love thatcher, one of the finest conservatives in modern history

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Liberal commentators, today: ACTUALLY idiots you'll find that donald trump's master plan of setting his policy achievements on fire and allow policy entrenchment of what he ran against is secretly brilliant he's played us again.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

we deserved to lose in 2016.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:34

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

didnt thatcher invent soft serve ice cream or something like that

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:34

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/839853447365214208

gently caress the Troops

god bless

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:34

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Unironically Andrew Dice Clay would be a better prez.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:34

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

a dude in a fursuit in a giant hamster ball

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:34

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

tacodaemon posted:

didnt thatcher invent soft serve ice cream or something like that

She was a key inspiration for today's popular car bombs I think.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:35

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

In 1493, he returned with VD

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:35

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

you know, aliens are totally gonna show up in trump's presidency

Probably, the writers have really backed themselves into a corner, plot-wise. There aren't really many more ways to escalate the stakes. Natural disaster, CIA coup, nuclear armageddon, or aliens, that's about all they have left to up the ante with. It's less than 2 months in. lmbo

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:35

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Citizen Tayne posted:

Well yeah, a ravioli is just a pierogi in a Camaro

Remembering this for future use.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:35

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i just listened to that new lorde single

did she knowingly steal the piano bit from i'm too sexy

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

crazy cloud posted:

Probably, the writers have really backed themselves into a corner, plot-wise. There aren't really many more ways to escalate the stakes. Natural disaster, CIA coup, nuclear armageddon, or aliens, that's about all they have left to up the ante with. It's less than 2 months in. lmbo

could have a forcible recombination of the time streams again

bad news, your a tree in the other timeline

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:36

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

euphronius posted:

I'm not eating an alien

i'd eat an alien

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

crazy cloud posted:

Probably, the writers have really backed themselves into a corner, plot-wise. There aren't really many more ways to escalate the stakes. Natural disaster, CIA coup, nuclear armageddon, or aliens, that's about all they have left to up the ante with. It's less than 2 months in. lmbo

yeah, i have no clue what the season finale will be

each episode ends on a cliffhanger, season finale is gonna be EPIC

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:36

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Baloogan posted:

for the record i loving love thatcher, one of the finest conservatives in modern history

heh well i suppose we can both agree that she was legit af when it came to drinking no doubt about that

also this ones 4 u in case u have never seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf67SPzC3tQ

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:36

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bip Roberts posted:

Unironically Andrew Dice Clay would be a better prez.

Andrew Dice Trump posted:

Mother Goose? Yeah I'd move on her like a bitch

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:37

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

yeah, i have no clue what the season finale will be

each episode ends on a cliffhanger, season finale is gonna be EPIC

it'll probably just be a straight year of nothing but boring impeachment hearings

big shows like this always fail at sticking the landing

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:37

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN1WBgS9u_E

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:37

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:37

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Mariana Horchata posted:

heh well i suppose we can both agree that she was legit af when it came to drinking no doubt about that

also this ones 4 u in case u have never seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf67SPzC3tQ

Jesus that's hosed up. Who mounts a phone on the inside of a cabinet door?

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:38

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

hillary clinton, a woman, did a benghazi, so

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:38

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Sir Tonk posted:

Austin was a lovely cow town with a university full of losers in the late 80's, Dell and Apple brought the gentrification

uh that's the joke

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:38

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:38

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

i saw the video for that lorde single and it looks like she has aged from 17 to 35 in the last four years

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:38

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Squizzle posted:

teen vogue for president

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:39

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Feminasty Slut posted:

Jesus that's hosed up. Who mounts a phone on the inside of a cabinet door?

idk much like the british approach to dentistry You Can't Explain That :q:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:39

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

Again there is no way anyone could detect earth communication waves beyond like a few lys

if you think that having a infinitely expanding sphere of manimal being broadcast into the void is wrong or bad then allow me a rebuttal: gently caress you

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:39