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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I frowned, and then as a series of realizations dawned, my frown deepened several times. In the end, it hurt my face to frown so hard

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

cash crab posted:

yo, I haven't been here in a while, but uh



Ptomaine Poisoning: Patient Zero

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fizzymercy posted:

Ptomaine Poisoning: Patient Zero

I see nothing wrong with a cylindrical burg

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Julias posted:

"Better than what they serve at the rib joint"

....at killing you.

E: You know what I really love? Dump Dinners.

Such an unfortunate name. :allears:

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

I see nothing wrong with a cylindrical burg

Wash your sheet pans between your attempts at tube meat sandwiches. Ew.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That was the best era of SNL.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

yo, I haven't been here in a while, but uh



Or just use regular bread?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Alaois posted:

egads, orange pulp, what wretched anti-food porn

I like my soda pulp-free.








Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
There's no disappointed looking 9 year old in the background for garnish, though!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RareAcumen posted:

I like my soda pulp-free.



Color me surprised that a turd can be mummified

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Presentation can be difficult, but a good rule is to avoid having your food look like a bunch of cigarette butts in an ashtray from a distance.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Presentation can be difficult, but a good rule is to avoid having your food look like a bunch of cigarette butts in an ashtray from a distance.

I just saw the thumbnail at first, so im just now realizing that it isn't cigarette butts

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

From a distance, and also up close.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Just gonna leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_eC-s-b-zw

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

whiteyfats posted:

Or just use regular bread?

And then what the heck do they do with the hot dog buns? Stick their dicks in them or something?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Picnic Princess posted:

And then what the heck do they do with the hot dog buns? Stick their dicks in them or something?

Who doesn't do that when they have extra?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Iron Crowned posted:

Color me surprised that a turd can be mummified

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're called coproliths! :argh:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

Who doesn't do that when they have extra?

make your own penny-conscious eclairs by filling up an "extra" hot dog bun with aerosol whipped cream, squeezing it shut, and drizzling chocolate syrup all over it

walla

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

No.

No no no no no no no no no

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(that said I have made an oriental salad and used Raman as croutons but I threw away the salt packet)

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Presentation can be difficult, but a good rule is to avoid having your food look like a bunch of cigarette butts in an ashtray from a distance.

I think that idea is you'll be so relieved it doesn't taste like an ashtray won't realize it still doesn't taste like human food either.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Goon pizza burgs

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money






Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Iron Crowned posted:

Color me surprised that a turd can be mummified

I always enjoy a good coprolite 'n chips for dinner.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: A Sticky Rice Dong

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Anti Food Porn: Threw in everything except the devil and the shells

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Ranter posted:

Goon pizza burgs



I want to like the idea, this is :effort:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ranter posted:

Goon pizza burgs



1000000% would on a busy weeknight. Without the vaguely yellow excrescence.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

cash crab posted:

yo, I haven't been here in a while, but uh


Just cook regular burgers, then cut them in half and arrange the halves in the hot dog bun :colbert:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

poverty.mkv

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Ramen... hummus? I'm afraid to ask.

I like how it's advertised as hardcover, but it's spiral bound, which if I'm not mistaken is the cheapest way.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

My Lovely Horse posted:

Ramen... hummus? I'm afraid to ask.

I like how it's advertised as hardcover, but it's spiral bound, which if I'm not mistaken is the cheapest way.

From what I've seen, the earlier recipes came in the cheapest brochure imsginable - plain, unformatted black text on white background, with no illustrations, with most of each page left blank.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

My Lovely Horse posted:

Ramen... hummus? I'm afraid to ask.

I like how it's advertised as hardcover, but it's spiral bound, which if I'm not mistaken is the cheapest way.

You misunderstand, the cover makes me hard

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

It dumps the cola in the pot

or else it gets the hose again

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Whooping Crabs posted:

Haha of course it's made in Illinois
From the website:




Hahaha, of course Illinois posers would try to steal the patented Wisconsin Bloody Mary and gently caress it up.

...Says the guy who had to move to Illinois for work in the last month :smith:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Bow howdy, would

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Ugh, cream cheese in sushi.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Ugh, cream cheese in sushi.

Quoting for truth!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



???

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Pretty sure he's just talking about hardboiled eggs

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