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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The single biggest irony of Ben Garrison is that he is perpetually the most triggered snowflake of all time

He really wants Trump dick.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


See? More discrimination against the white male.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Hello editorial page.



Holy poo poo, did they really print his e-mail address? Hard core, Inquirer.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Now that I look at it again, I also like the idea that Garrison seems to think that SJWs would make an rather unflattering/self-insulting statue?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


HootTheOwl posted:

If indy cars went electric they'd just have battery stockpiles like they do tires, come on payne!

BUT I WANT VROOM-VROOM :qq:

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

quote:

I’ve worked as an independent commercial artist for nearly 20 years and I’ve dealt with many large corporations and their HR departments. As part of their company culture, ALL of them use the words ‘diversity and inclusion.’ There’s nothing wrong with that, but they also want strict adherence to company culture and that means a squelch on freedom of speech.

:capitalism:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Office Pig posted:

He really wants Trump dick.

He's still going on about that one shouty fat lady with the flipped-up blue hair as if she's somehow still a thing.

How do you not move on from something that inconsequential?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Somfin posted:

He's still going on about that one shouty fat lady with the flipped-up blue hair as if she's somehow still a thing.

How do you not move on from something that inconsequential?

Like I said, because you are comically earthshatteringly triggered

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
fedora man

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

The only acceptable time to wear a fedora is if you're appearing in a film that is set in the 30s or 40s.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
there are a lot of acceptable times to wear a fedora, it's just a number of them involve being elderly

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

:slick:

Also, gently caress you Kirschen.

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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

mandatory lesbian posted:

there are a lot of acceptable times to wear a fedora, it's just a number of them involve being elderly

Yeah, did you see Leonard Cohen he rocksed that poo poo

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Starshark posted:

Yeah, did you see Leonard Cohen he rocksed that poo poo

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Leonard Cohen could pull off literally anything

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

The main rule about fedoras is that your suit has to match the fedora. If you don't have a suit, you don't wear a fedora. Exception: You may wear it by itself if it matches your leather jacket and you're Harrison Ford.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Taking all of the hazards on the road seriously has reduced the number of highway fatalities; AGC.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Mystic Mongol posted:

Taking all of the hazards on the road seriously has reduced the number of highway fatalities; AGC.

payne is a serious dumbass

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
What about very very large cowboy hats.

Asking for a friend

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

D.R.I. Logo Tears ACL

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Skippy Granola posted:

What about very very large cowboy hats.

Asking for a friend
Only if you have a bolo tie and go by "Tex" or "Dallas".

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010


Ijewminati confirmed

Fates End
Oct 17, 2009
That caricature is so terrible I thought this was another BUT OBAMA cartoon.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I had only heard "nothingburger" in reference to attacks on Trump that turned out to be worthless because no one cared. Does it have some other meaning elsewhere?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Skippy Granola posted:

What about very very large cowboy hats.

Asking for a friend

if you're asking goons for fashion advice, debate and discussion goons at that, then you've already lost

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

Angepain posted:

if you're asking goons for fashion advice, debate and discussion goons at that, then you've already lost

But I want to fit in HERE.

YLLS goons are so judgy...

Fates End
Oct 17, 2009

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Posted an entry for Payne. He actually had more "snooty Obama + bumper sticker" cartoons than I thought he'd have (and I thought he'd have them in the mid-double digits). Let me know if there's anything important I missed - I'm thinking these can be linked in the OP or something, for anyone who wants to know what cartoonists are all about.

usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular
Wasn't there an animated GIF at one point that ran through a lot of Payne's Obama/car/bumper sticker cartoons?

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I remember we had one for Catalino, which might come in handy. But if anyone has one / wants to create one with the the cartoons in the post, that would be nice as well.

Edit - do we have any Payne parodies, come to think of it? Or is he too generic to ever parody?

Xander77 fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Mar 10, 2017

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Where is the crazy Dees?

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




bunnyofdoom posted:

Where is the crazy Dees?
Stopped clock and all that but accompanying this was a video questioning if the leak was released by the state as a distraction and also features that Garrison of Obama in a vault.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



dude's getting a handy and the girl likes to be watched

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I like how this one implies his girlfriend is working for the CIA.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Where is the crazy Dees?

Yeah aside from the stepford girl this is basically accurate

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

SSNeoman posted:

dude's getting a handy and the girl likes to be watched
I thought the implication was that she was with them.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

A true masterpiece

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Am I forgetting something, or does the CIA focus 100% of its surveillance efforts abroad? Did I have an aneurysm?

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

David! White Room! Now!

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