Jewry is like Celestial... it's a racist term, but it's so old it doesn't so much offend people as remind them of the 1920s.
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Prism posted:He doesn't think that's offensive. Not even the spelling. If the Klan had girlscout cookies, I'm sure Nigroes would be one of their cookies.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:51 |
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Mystic Mongol posted:Jewry is like Celestial... it's a racist term, but it's so old it doesn't so much offend people as remind them of the 1920s. What, are angels a race?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:52 |
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HootTheOwl posted:What, are angels a race? Only if you have the Planar Handbook
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HootTheOwl posted:What, are angels a race? Celestial is old timey slang for Chinese used in the American Wild West.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:54 |
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Also, Garrison's a bit slow with his ramblings so here's for his previous cartoon quote:Wikileaks released ‘Vault 7,’ containing thousands of documents that detail the CIA’s spying and hacking activities, which may surpass even what Snowden revealed.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:00 |
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One of the interesting things about Payne is that while he's pretty much a party line Republican cartoonist on most issues, I think he's genuinely not racist towards black people. Or at the very least nowhere near as much as his peers. He drew snooty Obama just like the rest of 'em but coming from him I could honestly believe the antipathy came from the fact that Obama was a Democratic president. This also means that of all cartoonists who would make Ben Carson cartoons, he might have been one of the only ones who seems like he truly admires the man in some capacity rather than using him as some kind of token gotcha. Which gave us this one for the greatest hits collection:
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:13 |
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Conservatives, female conservatives, male conservatives, black conservatives, gay conservatives, AND Milo Yiannowhatever?? I haven't seen reach like that since Bao Xishun saved those dolphins.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:14 |
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Lol at Milo being in one of the tiniest font sizes. Yeah, probably don't want to advertise that one too heavily, Garrison.
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So... just edit that second balloon and replace it with 'Except assholes', basically.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:19 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Lol at Milo being in one of the tiniest font sizes. Yeah, probably don't want to advertise that one too heavily, Garrison. see even smaller "rape culture"
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:20 |
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Vesi posted:see even smaller "rape culture" And even smaller than that, 'pussy grabbers'. I can't make out anything past that even on maximum zoom.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:23 |
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"Those wearing inappropriate clothes"?Prism posted:And even smaller than that, 'pussy grabbers'. I think the first part of the next one is "mind-control" ("resisters" maybe?)
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:31 |
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You'd think that a Trump presidency would've mellowed men like Garrison out, but nope.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:32 |
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Prism posted:And even smaller than that, 'pussy grabbers'. And between the two "Straight people". Garrison thinks everyone who has a college education is a pinko queer.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:35 |
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lmao @ "Feelings before Facts" on the podium. Because that's totally not something you can attribute to Trump's administration, republicans and climate change deniers... I'd really like to know what bizzaro world Garrison lives in which "SJWs" have the power he believes they do.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:42 |
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"Fat shamers" said hunka hunka man Ben Garrison
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:49 |
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Jay Rust posted:You'd think that a Trump presidency would've mellowed men like Garrison out, but nope. Wait until the mass executions are finished.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:54 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Philip Hammond's budget – The chancellor sparked a political row on Wednesday with a tax grab on self-employed workers that breached a Conservative manifesto pledge not to raise national insurance rates" Bonus! https://twitter.com/MartinRowson/status/839824092547190785 Telegraph: Independent: Times: After Marilyn Monroe.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:14 |
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So Kirschen did a Jesus 'Toon, and then a cartoon complaining about "Jewry". Did he get outed as a literal Nazi, or what?
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:18 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:"Low-emissions vehicles?? B-but that's for babies! I want a big boys' toy!!" 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Also, Payne now has a friend in the EPA: EPA chief says Congress should weigh whether carbon dioxide is a pollutant quote:"I think that measuring with precision human activity on the climate is something very challenging to do and there’s tremendous disagreement about the degree of impact," [Scott Pruitt] told CNBC. "So no, I would not agree that it’s a primary contributor to the global warming that we see."
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quote:Last month, Penn State issued a call to artists to submit designs for a statue should reflect Penn State’s principle of increasing ‘diversity and inclusion.’ My submission is in cartoon form.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:23 |
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Lol he doesn't even understand what diversity is
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:26 |
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Jay Rust posted:You'd think that a Trump presidency would've mellowed men like Garrison out, but nope. Well, considering all Trump's presidency has been is scandal after scandal, massive leaks, his crowning EO being screwed by the court of appeals, Trump fans are pretty upset! Granted, none of it could ever be Trump's fault! Clearly it's the work of the deep state, or Obama.
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quote:White males are passed over for women and minorities when it comes to the well-paying jobs. Your assignment, thread, is to answer the question 'when will dumbass whitey stop spouting this poo poo' without using the phrase 'heat death of the universe'.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:31 |
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i bet you idiots feel stupid for yelling at my phone driving now
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:31 |
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Poor Ben. So wanted to drop the n-word in the office breakroom but those hippies frown upon it.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:32 |
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Last week I replaced the ceiling fan in my kitchen, and it came with 2 CFL bulbs for the light fixture. I wonder what people like Payne do in this instance. Do they smash those "squiggly" gizmos and go get REAL MAN LIGHT BULB, or just quietly put them in and enjoy a just as bright, long lasting, energy saving bulb like the grown ups do? 1 2 3 4 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeKEXNMpVYI 6 7 Oh No Not My Butt makes a triumphant return. 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:36 |
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Okay, this one's actually kind of funny. The text needs to be streamlined a bit, though.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:37 |
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Starshark posted:Your assignment, thread, is to answer the question 'when will dumbass whitey stop spouting this poo poo' without using the phrase 'heat death of the universe'. This universe's very last energy will be the gasp of a glowing white being to one of a slightly darker color: "No, you see, all lives matter." Then nothingness.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:37 |
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No, Branco, Trump accused Obama of planting taps.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:40 |
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"Why in the world would I need an umbrella: it's not currently raining."
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:44 |
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Gosh, those traps sure are obvious. You'd have to be some kind of idiot to fall for them. Some kind of idiot with an irrational, unquenchable loathing for Obama.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:49 |
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Only trump is dumb enough to get caught in a mousetrap. AGC.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:51 |
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LaserShark posted:Okay, this one's actually kind of funny. The text needs to be streamlined a bit, though. Political Cartoon beep beep vroom vroom green is a bad technology
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:10 |
Literally this you poo poo.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:18 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:No, Branco, Trump accused Obama of planting taps. *tapps
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:20 |
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If indy cars went electric they'd just have battery stockpiles like they do tires, come on payne!
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:40 |
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The single biggest irony of Ben Garrison is that he is perpetually the most triggered snowflake of all time
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