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Lobok posted:Any women characters who appreciate kicking back with a cold one? Captain Marvel maybe, or She-Hulk? Uh.... does someone wanna tell him?
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:37 |
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Gaz-L posted:Uh.... does someone wanna tell him? Carol has kicked back many a cold one in her day.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:38 |
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Choco1980 posted:I kinda want a Galactus tumbler now Just ask any elderly waitress. I'm sure all silver servers have one! Gaz-L posted:Uh.... does someone wanna tell him? Haha, you're right. I forgot! It came up a little bit in that one DeConnick series I read.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:40 |
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Lobok posted:Any women characters who appreciate kicking back with a cold one? Captain Marvel maybe, or She-Hulk? Jessica Jones might be a legit contender for the lower brackets judging by the show, but I'm not sure how true that is in the comic universe these days.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:50 |
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prefect posted:According to Norse mythology, Thor (a) could not tell the difference between beer and ocean water, and (b) could still drink enough ocean water to change sea levels noticeably. In Gaiman's book, he says it's mead (I'm sure it depends on translation), and notes that Thor thought it was salty. He is later given some wine which wasn't as salty. I don't think I want to drink in Jotunheim.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:52 |
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I thought that Ben Grimms deal was he had an outer rocky body but human like organs. Wouldn't super booze wreck him up like it would a normal guy. Or does he have a liver made out limestone?
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:52 |
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Lobok posted:Just ask any elderly waitress. I'm sure all silver servers have one! . . . . . . . . . GodDAMNIT you bastard
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:52 |
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On the topic of booze and heroes, here are some sweet 80s Marvel alcoholism PSAs. I love how happy Cap looks to be talking about alcoholism.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:03 |
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Endless Mike posted:In Gaiman's book, he says it's mead (I'm sure it depends on translation), and notes that Thor thought it was salty. He is later given some wine which wasn't as salty.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:41 |
Lobok posted:I like that it's Hulking whispering into Wiccan's ear. Carol is a recovering alcoholic, you monster. Edit: Ah, I see we covered that already. Seriously, though, you have to figure Valkyrie and Sif can pound 'em back just as well as any random male Asgardian who's not Volstagg.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:28 |
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Sure, Beer Itself could be all fun and games and be just a big drinking comeption between marvel characters. Or, it could get dark and brooding and be about Tony and Carol both falling off the wagon and spiraling out of control and dragging other people down with them in some kind of Tipsy War
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:45 |
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I would've gone with Tipple War.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:50 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:So, that's IvX, folks. Say goodbye to Emma Frost and hello to Cyke Hood! Emma Frost has a hilariously terrible costume change in IVX #6.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:11 |
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I'm just glad the Penance costume didn't go to waste.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:15 |
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Chinston Wurchill posted:On the topic of booze and heroes, here are some sweet 80s Marvel alcoholism PSAs. I feel bad for laughing at this but I can't stop myself from laughing at the Storm one because I can't help but imagine Storm talking like the 90s cartoon version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_rj1B3l9gE And delivering a PSA.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 01:40 |
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Relatively serious Squirrel Girl this month (#18), but I loved these background gags. That was good, this was better
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:16 |
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TwoPair posted:I feel bad for laughing at this but I can't stop myself from laughing at the Storm one because I can't help but imagine Storm talking like the 90s cartoon version Hey. When she wasn't being all Goddess-Talk, she had a fine calming voice.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:26 |
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Choco1980 posted:I kinda want a Galactus tumbler now GALACTUS posted:Unbelievable! Tried to go out and get a simple little snack. Per usual, my
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 05:39 |
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For Galactus, every day is filled with microagressions.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:21 |
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TwoPair posted:For Galactus, every day is filled with microagressions. On the other hand, when you're Galactus, all aggressions are micro.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:34 |
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I hope Galactus never finds out our planet has both pumpkins AND spices on it or we're freshly doomed again.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:40 |
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Volstagg and Fat Cobra in: ROAD TRIP would be the backup story (with eventual crossover into the main) in the Fraction/Aja/Hollingsworth Ironguy/Hawkfist book. Wolverine they cheesed once, in that he's got a buddy who's more or less Leech, and can suppress his mutant Alcopanel: Hercules, having managed to acquire Dionysus' pig (the skin of which turns water into wine), is indulging himself . (Thor: Blood Oath #3)
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 06:57 |
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prefect posted:According to Norse mythology, Thor (a) could not tell the difference between beer and ocean water, and (b) could still drink enough ocean water to change sea levels noticeably. Maybe he just thought Giants made really crappy beer? (He didn't want to mention it. That'd be rude.)
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 08:54 |
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i don't think mythological thor has any qualms about being rude
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 09:24 |
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Ygolonac posted:Volstagg and Fat Cobra in: ROAD TRIP would be the backup story (with eventual crossover into the main) in the Fraction/Aja/Hollingsworth Ironguy/Hawkfist book. Those don't look like guys.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 10:14 |
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quite stretched out posted:i don't think mythological thor has any qualms about being rude I don't think mythological Thor has any qualms about drinking a drinking horn of salt water if there is even the slightest chance there might be beer at the bottom.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 15:00 |
Mythological Thor was drinking from it as part of a drinking contest. It could taste like literal piss and he would have kept chugging.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 15:49 |
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Slashrat posted:Mythological Thor was drinking from it as part of a drinking contest. It could taste like literal piss and he would have kept chugging. I can only hope to one day think beer tastes better than sea water.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:31 |
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There's only one part of the comic Wanted that really stayed with me. Our anti-hero Wesley Gibson is hanging out at the annual council of super-villains who secretly run the world. The last councilmember, a skull-faced man named Mister Rictus, arrives with his posse. I guess he's like half Red Skull, half Joker? Everyone's terrified of him, telling Wesley do NOT gently caress with this guy, but what with the boy's tragic past, as Rictus goes to leave, he can't help trying to get oooone dig in. Doesn't go as he plans. The movie is essentially a completely different story, but I really wish they could have worked that line in. I think it would work well on a screen.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:08 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:There's only one part of the comic Wanted that really stayed with me. Is this where "MARK MILLAR
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:54 |
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Wanted was always a genuinely cool idea that was so bogged down by EDJYY AWEZOMECOOL!!!!! bullshit that it exploded on the runway like a terrible metaphor. Sorry, I meant to say "like a terrible metaphor YOUR MOM'S PANTIES PUSSY SEX BLOOD GUTS HEAD EXPLODE gently caress poo poo gently caress!!"
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 23:12 |
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It also had the the unfortunate millar trait of making every character completely unlikable.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 00:00 |
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Monaghan posted:It also had the the unfortunate millar trait of making every character completely unlikable. Still better than Unfunnies. ... No, I won't be posting any of that. It was poo poo.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 01:29 |
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This is a very exciting cover. Also, i'm going to go ahead and assume that Fiery Mask does not have a "no killing" rule.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:16 |
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He seems to be missing at least the Mask part of his name.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:19 |
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a kitten posted:Also, i'm going to go ahead and assume that Fiery Mask does not have a "no killing" rule. A mace is usually a good indicator of that.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:20 |
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Taerkar posted:He seems to be missing at least the Mask part of his name. I assume the fiery mask is when his face is bathed in flame once he smashes that car.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:58 |
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That's obviously Tiny Mace on the cover, not Fiery Mask, because Fiery mask is a man of mystery and action, and the Mace is a man of busting loving faces with a mace.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 04:00 |
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man, the look on her face. she is fully aware that she is about to see a head split like a melon.
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he's only the fiery mask for brief, spicy periods of time
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