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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

every russian ambassador just kinda has that look

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Didn't Maxine Waters punch a capitol police officer for the inexcusable crime of not recognizing her?

E: no sorry my bad that was six-term 9/11 truther and former Israeli political prisoner Cynthia McKinney

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Mar 9, 2017

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Defense attorney's pants catch fire during arson trial.


edit: Figured this managed to one up Sean Spicer being a furry.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/839929527946121216

Everyone should watch this at least once in their life.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Genocide Tendency posted:

Defense attorney's pants catch fire during arson trial.


edit: Figured this managed to one up Sean Spicer being a furry.

Just a little too on the nose for the argument he was making, dude's gonna catch a terrorism charge.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/839929527946121216

Everyone should watch this at least once in their life.

That is one high white dude right there


/edit

I know it's RT, but christ, it doesn't even seem real

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Duzzy Funlop posted:

That is one high white dude right there


/edit

I know it's RT, but christ, it doesn't even seem real

Newsception

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

quote:

North Korea Is Practicing for Nuclear War

North Korea isn’t testing its missiles. It’s preparing for a nuclear first strike.

[...]
This time, North Korea launched four “extended-range” Scud missiles that are capable of flying up to 620 miles. The map showed all four missiles landing on an arc that stretched down to the Marine Corps Air Station near Iwakuni, Japan. Once again, the North Korean statement doesn’t leave much to the imagination: “Involved in the drill were Hwasong artillery units of the KPA (Korean People’s Army) Strategic Force tasked to strike the bases of the U.S. imperialist aggressor forces in Japan in contingency.”

So why is North Korea practicing nuking U.S. forces in Japan?

The United States and South Korea are conducting their largest annual joint military exercise, known as Foal Eagle. The exercise, which is really a series of exercises, lasts two months and involves tens of thousands of U.S. and South Korean military personnel, as well as an aircraft carrier, bombers, and — guess what? — F-35 aircraft based out of Iwakuni. Foal Eagle is a rehearsal for the U.S.-Republic of Korea war plan, known as OPLAN 5015, which has been described as a pre-emptive strike against North Korea, including its leadership, as a retaliation for some provocation. Whether that’s a fair description or not, the North Koreans certainly think the annual exercise is a dress rehearsal for an invasion. This year’s menu of fun and games reportedly includes a U.S.-ROK special operations unit practicing an airborne assault on North Korea’s nuclear and missile facilities.
:getin:

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/03/09/north-korea-is-practicing-for-nuclear-war/

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
What happened to the loving smoking hot RT newsreaders? Has Trump drowned them all in piss?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

What happened to the loving smoking hot RT newsreaders? Has Trump drowned them all in piss?

At home nursing bruises and cracked teeth after their boyfriends saw them glance out the window and accidentally catch sight of another man.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

At home nursing bruises and cracked teeth after their boyfriends saw them glance out the window and accidentally catch sight of another man.

:drat:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

comey meeting with the gang of 8 now

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



http://www.businessinsider.com/nude-photo-marine-corps-pentagon-scandal-2017-3

quote:

The site, called AnonIB, has a dedicated board for military personnel that features dozens of threaded conversations of men, many of whom ask for "wins" — naked photographs — of specific female service members, often identifying the women by name or by where they are currently stationed.

Goddamn, gently caress all of these people. This is legit sexual predator poo poo.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

Sergg posted:

(Prevalence of Injection Drug Use-Related HIV in Russia, 2012) "Russia has the largest population of injecting drug users (IDUs) in the world — an estimated 1·8 million people. More than a third have HIV; in some regions, the proportion is nearer to three-quarters. Astonishingly, an estimated 90% of Russian IDUs have hepatitis C, and most patients co-infected with HIV and tuberculosis in Russia are drug-dependent."

Source: Talha Burki, "Russia’s drug policy fuels infectious disease epidemics," The Lancet, Vol. 12, April 2012, p. 275.
- See more at: http://www.drugwarfacts.org/cms/Russia#sthash.zHav0rsz.dpuf

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I was filling out a Crimean Tartar just before Christmas, she grew up near the Ukraine and at 32 she reckoned 1/4-1/3 of the boys in her class are dead now. She's 32.

Hope you wore a bag.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ZackFord/status/839934209263349761

Where has N4I been recently anyways? Haven't seen him post itt for a few days

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rest in piss

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



quote:

HBO Greenlights 2016 Election Miniseries From ‘Game Change’ Producers Tom Hanks, Gary Goetzman

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/hbo-films-miniseries-2016-presidential-election-donald-trump-1202005469/ :vince:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/ZackFord/status/839934209263349761

Where has N4I been recently anyways? Haven't seen him post itt for a few days

He's still around, I saw him posting in the games thread yesterday.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


DoktorLoken posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/nude-photo-marine-corps-pentagon-scandal-2017-3


Goddamn, gently caress all of these people. This is legit sexual predator poo poo.

An even shitier part of all this, is that there are supposedly 30,000 people trading this poo poo around, and it's still ongoing. You've even got some of them sending death threats to reporters who are covering the story.

Also, remember a few days ago when we were discussing how Martin Dempsey looked like Sessions but he was redeemable for not being a piece of poo poo and a seemingly decent guy, well funny thing came out today...

Army brass, led by future Joint Chiefs head Martin Dempsey, gave amorous general a pass

quote:

The Army inspector general was unsparing: The two-star general had an inappropriate relationship with a woman and lied to investigators about it, made his staff buy sexy clothing for her, subjected his underlings to racist and sexist emails and allowed himself to be photographed with another woman licking the medals on his formal dress uniform.

After the report was received and signed by top Army officials in September 2010, Maj. Gen. John Custer, commander of the Army’s intelligence school at Fort Huachuca, Ariz., faced public shaming and the loss of rank.

That’s when Gen. Martin Dempsey intervened. Dempsey, then the four-star in charge of the Army’s Training and Doctrine Command, struck from the record the substantiated finding of Custer’s inappropriate relationship. That left the board of three generals deciding Custer’s fate with two relatively minor charges and the letter of reprimand that Dempsey had issued.
:stare:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


He's no Mullen.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Hang all loving nobles.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/839970489518919680

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Notice me mein fuhrer.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/839929527946121216

Everyone should watch this at least once in their life.

A twitter link to a buzzfeed link to a youtube link. Just cut out the middleman next time, ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hih84V5s1A

edit: holy gently caress that dude is high as balls

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 10, 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Interesting dude in the Wikileaks files: Greg Miller‏ (WaPo) @gregpmiller - One CIA hacker in Wiki files calls himself World of Warcraft addict and malt beverage enthusiast.

Also, now Shep Smith has had enough of Donnie's poo poo too. I don't think he will be on Fox News for much longer: https://twitter.com/yashar/status/839976866312257536

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Slim Pickens posted:

A twitter link to a buzzfeed link to a youtube link. Just cut out the middleman next time, ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hih84V5s1A



Winston falls for as has assuredly been mocked for reposting satire as fact.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Sportsball is less and less a place to escape from politics.

https://twitter.com/ShadowLeagueTSL/status/839978287568945152

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Handsome Ralph posted:

An even shitier part of all this, is that there are supposedly 30,000 people trading this poo poo around, and it's still ongoing. You've even got some of them sending death threats to reporters who are covering the story.

This story keeps getting worse. And proves that roughly 3/4ths of this country should just be rounded up and sent to gas chambers.

The guy who blew open this story, a veteran, is getting death threats.

Military personnel and civilians are coming out in droves to defend the fuckers with most saying something along the lines of "boys will be boys" or outright saying the women got what they deserved.

No one in the DoD wants to do poo poo about it.

ONE Senator is demanding something be done.


Basically everyone involved should burn. And no one will.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Shepard Smith soon to be reporting from an 'undisclosed location'

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Getting death threats from the military is very :stare:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Shepard Smith soon to be reporting from an 'undisclosed location'

Nah.

Remember how Fox started the whole never Trump movement? Rupert Murdoch hates Trump more than the collective of MSNBC. The only reason they have been slobbing his knob for the last year was because their ratings took a massive hit every time Trump tweeted about how unfair they were. Now that there is blood in the water they are turning on him as fast as they have opportunity.

Russian poo poo going south? Start picking away at it.
Health care bill an utter poo poo fest? OH BOY ARE THEY ALL OVER THAT. Largely because they can thumb their finger at the Tea Party and say "see, they say its bad".
CIA issues, constant trips to Florida, everything they think they can get away with throwing a little shade they do.

The first hint they get at his base eroding and the will turn him over like backpage escort.


Edit:

Here. I don't know if this was posted but its a great breakdown of the Fox/Trump marriage.

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Mar 10, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Genocide Tendency posted:

The first hint they get at his base eroding and the will turn him over like backpage escort.

spicy

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Getting death threats from the military is very :stare:

TBH death threats from military people is far less scary than getting death threats from anyone else since 75% of the military is just sperg lords who played too much CoD when they were 15.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

psydude posted:

TBH death threats from military people is far less scary than getting death threats from anyone else since 75% of the military is just sperg lords who played too much CoD when they were 15.

75% of the military plays too much CoD while they are in the military.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/_triqu/status/839909046069170177

the alt-right volks

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I HAVE A MASTERS-LEVEL INTELLEGENCE PEOPLE LOOK AT MY MBTI GUYS

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

I've been reading on what passes for "drug treatment" in Russia and it's basically a bunch of hilarious poo poo that we would probably view as torture in this country. They take you and put you in what is essentially a prison with 60 other people for a year. For the first month you're locked in a "quarantine room" shoulder-to-shoulder with other addicts & handcuffed to a bed. All it takes is a letter from your family.

16% of Russian "narcologists" use some retarded form of hypnotism to make drug users think that they will die if they take the drug again.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

gently caress.


Yes.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


They should get Christoper Walken in a fat suit to play Trump.

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FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Lmao

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