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https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/815914347260092416 https://twitter.com/_TheDreamIsHere/status/816022667132305409
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:56 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:32 |
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second tweet got deleted rip rip
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 02:44 |
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v2vian man posted:second tweet got deleted rip rip Bummer. It was Jakeem tweeting @ Omar, "You don't know me so keep my name out of your mouth." lol
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 02:46 |
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MMQB/SI has kicked off Joe Mixon's redemption tour
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 18:03 |
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Grant was a pretty great returner though, kinda what we drafted him for. Omar as usual trying to sound tough
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:09 |
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From the FA threadIodised QQ posted:A guy called into Mike Francesa today asking about guys like DJ Fluker and Chance Warmack as possible helpful additions to the Giants or Jets offensive line.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:07 |
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Vertical Lime posted:mother of godDAMN
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 02:54 |
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Holy poo poo Dan.
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:07 |
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Florio is real mad https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/840168212465647616
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# ? Mar 10, 2017 12:53 |
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https://twitter.com/bigj9797/status/843118629294170112
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 16:18 |
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“We were just talking about the over/under on that [number of current Raiders who will ever play a down in Vegas],” Del Rio said. I asked: “What is the over-under on that?” Del Rio smirked. “I can’t get into that right now,” he said. Over/under. Vegas. Get it? -- peter king
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 08:09 |
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Listened to John Dorsey's pre-draft press conference because I like it when people stand up there and say nothing worthwhile in as many words as possible. He got several questions about non-draft stuff but things that it makes sense to ask a GM, like about Alex Smith being willing to restructure his contract or picking up the 5th year option on Dee Ford's rookie contract. He answered all of those with something like 'we're completely concentrating on the draft right now, I'll think about that afterwards.' After hearing those questions and that response some jackass, I have no idea who, asked how the organization can justify raising parking prices. Some background: the Chiefs raised parking prices last year if you pay at the gate because they want you to pre-pay (for the old price I believe) on the theory it makes things easier on whoever's working at the gates to the giant parking lot around Arrowhead and everyone should get in faster. Some people say it isn't working at all, and it's the perfect talk radio bullshit thing to get extremely mad about and waste an hour talking about. Dorsey was actually a lot more patient than I would have been, he said he's a football guy and that's a question for the business side of the organization. He did give the guy a soundbite about when his wife goes to games saying she thinks the traffic flow getting in and out of the stadium is better than it has been in the past, which is more than he needed to do. Wasn't enough for this reporter guy who asked something like 'is that all you can give me?' Dorsey's still not just shutting this little poo poo down and says I can give you the phone number of the correct department for that question. Still not enough, the reporter/radio guy/whoever he was says something like 'don't give me a phone number, get someone up here who can answer those questions.' Nothing like good, hard hitting questions during a press conference specifically called to talk about the draft that is happening in 6 days. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 14:32 |
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so good http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/dolphins-blog/fl-sp-dolphins-omar-kelly-open-letter-20170726-story.html there is so much but i'll just start where it really gets good. Like I don't know what to even put in bold below lol. quote:With that said, you need to know I have expectations for you folks too.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 13:29 |
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Ehud posted:so good this is the kind of post that should be put in a snifter and swirled around a bit before savoring
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 13:42 |
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Ehud posted:so good I'd go with this for bolding: I’m what people call “an influencer.” It’s a new term that I’m not really comfortable with, but it is what it is. I don’t intend to be, but it’s the cross I carry
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 13:57 |
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Grittybeard posted:I'd go with this for bolding: I’m what people call “an influencer.” It’s a new term that I’m not really comfortable with, but it is what it is. I don’t intend to be, but it’s the cross I carry
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 14:02 |
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Grittybeard posted:I'd go with this for bolding: I’m what people call “an influencer.” It’s a new term that I’m not really comfortable with, but it is what it is. I don’t intend to be, but it’s the cross I carry I don't know that there has ever been a sentence that so perfectly summed up Omar Kelly
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 14:29 |
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Grittybeard posted:I'd go with this for bolding: I’m what people call “an influencer.” It’s a new term that I’m not really comfortable with, but it is what it is. I don’t intend to be, but it’s the cross I carry The next one is even more amazing. quote:However, I need to ask you a favor. Don’t mention my name to Little Johnny because I’d prefer to avoid that moment that happens annually at training camp when a player hears my name so much from his mother, childhood coach or fiancee that he’ll ask a veteran to point me out. Then the veteran points me out as they walk off the field.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 14:30 |
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Ehud how much would you pay for a super cut of Kelly backing down every time he gets confronted at training camp
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:03 |
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Ehud posted:so good I don’t bite (okay, I bite on Twitter sometimes), and I hate when people act like they’ve seen a ghost when they run into me. If we interact on Twitter show me your avatar and I’ll probably know exactly who you are, and what you think about the team (I pay attention). If we’ve hung out on the road just remind me.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:07 |
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That article has to be objective proof that the Sports editor doesn't read a single word of what Kelly types
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:10 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:That article has to be objective proof that the Sports editor doesn't read a single word of what Kelly types Or it was even more self important to start with. Somehow.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:37 |
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sean10mm posted:Or it was even more self important to start with. I'm imagining the original.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 15:45 |
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sean10mm posted:Or it was even more self important to start with. I feel like even then a decent editor would be like "Omar, half of this article about Dolphins training camp cannot be about how important you feel you are"
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 16:13 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I feel like even then a decent editor would be like "Omar, half of this article about Dolphins training camp cannot be about how important you feel you are" Then, years later and retired, the editor would get a wild hair and decide to have a shot of Hennessey and think "hey, this reminds me of that Omar fellow".
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 16:30 |
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Lol my track record speaks for itself *constantly wrong* *says don't play gotcha, he changes his opinions* *somehow still wrong* THE CROSS I BEAR
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 16:42 |
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I am 100% positive he pays hookers to wear a mask of him when the gently caress
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 16:44 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Lol my track record speaks for itself The Football Funhouse › Writing & reporting in today's NFL: The cross I bear The Football Funhouse › Writing & reporting in today's NFL: I’m what people call “an influencer.”
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 21:21 |
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I'm kinda the tastemaker around here. Pretty much what I say goes. - Mac, Omar
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 21:25 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:32 |
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Grittybeard posted:I'd go with this for bolding: I’m what people call “an influencer.” It’s a new term that I’m not really comfortable with, but it is what it is. I don’t intend to be, but it’s the cross I carry Holy poo poo, yes, the exact one I thought as I read it. It's masterful. Look at the layers! Bragging, fake humility, and finishes it off with self-declared martyrdom. He's amazing. pangstrom posted:I hate when people act like theyve seen a ghost when they run into me. They aren't looking at you like you're a ghost Omar, they're looking at you like you're an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jul 28, 2017 03:18 |