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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Kalli posted:

Want something to read while waiting to find out <your coveted free agent> signed with <Hitler>?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/spor...m=.ec951402b14f

see, stuff like this is why I always make very sure that it's someone else's job to handle redactions

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

TheChirurgeon posted:

To his credit, they were still able to win a Super Bowl after that without a coach

Barry Switzer was a hall of fame coach!

...

In college, for his work in the 70s and 80s running the Wishbone. But still, a legit, for real, football coach!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The wishbone was a wonder to behold back in the day.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

guys I hate talking about football with anyone but you

was told at the gym tonight that Kenny Stills "seems like the kind of guy who would take a discount because the team was helping him cover up some crimes or something"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's a rough thing to hear in your deadlift set shortly before dealing with an email server outage

I also want to make a race joke but Welker's thing where some dude said "No wonder we suck" upon finding out he played for the Dolphin ruins that

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

30 year old deadlifting IT worker is still the funniest thing I've ever read in TFF

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Ehud posted:

guys I hate talking about football with anyone but you

TFF is cool and fellow posters to filter out the BS that every other site/forum is full of.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Here's a funny thing that you might get because like me you're from the south (though I don't know if Florida is part of the Texas "You want a coke? Ok what kind?" club)

Dude was in town from a northern office, asked my coworker where the pop machine is

Coworker replied that we used Microsoft Exchange

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ehud posted:

30 year old deadlifting IT worker is still the funniest thing I've ever read in TFF

TFF Guess who would be the worst

"is your poster a 30 year old deadlifting IT worker with a garbage team? "

"no"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Intruder posted:

Here's a funny thing that you might get because like me you're from the south (though I don't know if Florida is part of the Texas "You want a coke? Ok what kind?" club)

Dude was in town from a northern office, asked my coworker where the pop machine is

Coworker replied that we used Microsoft Exchange

Blitz7x posted:

TFF Guess who would be the worst

"is your poster a 30 year old deadlifting IT worker with a garbage team? "

"no"



lol

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i know more about some of you guys than i do about my sister.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

FizFashizzle posted:

i know more about some of you guys than i do about my sister.

Is your sister hot

asking for a friend

e: "Intruder don't you have a wife?" *tugs collar*

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Intruder posted:

Here's a funny thing that you might get because like me you're from the south (though I don't know if Florida is part of the Texas "You want a coke? Ok what kind?" club)

Dude was in town from a northern office, asked my coworker where the pop machine is

Coworker replied that we used Microsoft Exchange


Blitz7x posted:

TFF Guess who would be the worst

"is your poster a 30 year old deadlifting IT worker with a garbage team? "

"no"



These are some good-rear end posts.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Intruder posted:

Here's a funny thing that you might get because like me you're from the south (though I don't know if Florida is part of the Texas "You want a coke? Ok what kind?" club)

Dude was in town from a northern office, asked my coworker where the pop machine is

Coworker replied that we used Microsoft Exchange

lol. im from arizona and i call it Coke

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Keith Atherton posted:

TFF is cool and fellow posters to filter out the BS that every other site/forum is full of.

It's nice because if you are an abject retard everyone calls you out because this forum is for football autists not football retards.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Blitz7x posted:

TFF Guess who would be the worst

"is your poster a 30 year old deadlifting IT worker with a garbage team? "

"no"



:lol:



As of last month I'm officially in my late 20s. :smith:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Abject retardation is actually a serious win wrt sports because it requires a much simpler sort of cognitive dissonance

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Chichevache posted:

:lol:



As of last month I'm officially in my late 20s. :smith:

congrats on entering your prime

now actually do something with it

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







the downward slope starts at 27

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I turned 27 two weeks ago. That's a drat shame.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SKULL.GIF posted:

congrats on entering your prime

now actually do something with it

I'm trying to be the boot on the neck of the proletariat.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

FizFashizzle posted:

the downward slope starts at 27

...gently caress.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







First hangover I've ever head was the morning after my 27th.

First two day hangover was at thirty.

Now I'm 31 and if I go to sleep after having two high balls I wake up at 2 am with the sweats and can't get back to sleep.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The gently caress did you do with your early 20s if you didn't get a hangover until 27

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

First hangover I've ever head was the morning after my 27th.


WTF. Try harder.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







wandler20 posted:

WTF. Try harder.

We're all good at something.

Well, I was.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

The gently caress did you do with your early 20s if you didn't get a hangover until 27

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

loving lol

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

The gently caress did you do with your early 20s if you didn't get a hangover until 27

I could handle my liquor.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Trade!

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/840079108218413060

https://twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/840076246625079297

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FizFashizzle posted:

I could handle my liquor.

Hangovers have nothing to do with handling your liquor you nerd

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

William Hayes is going through a bit of an existential crisis, he's a dinosaur in football years.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I just looked up Zima on Wikipedia because I am super bored here and...good news Ross!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-zima-millercoors-0218-biz-20170217-story.html

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

Hangovers have nothing to do with handling your liquor you nerd

uh i always drank pedialite i dunno what you want here

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/Eric_Edholm/status/840078163774337025

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

uh i always drank pedialite i dunno what you want here

You were ahead of your time. Now that I'm in my mid 30s, that poo poo is a life saver.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Spoeank posted:

It's nice because if you are an abject retard everyone calls you out because this forum is for football autists not football retards.

I've leaned a lot about birds that I will never actually see in real life so that's another benefit of reading TFF

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FizFashizzle posted:

uh i always drank pedialite i dunno what you want here

Oh you sufficiently cured your hangovers just say that.

Pedialyte is the elixer of the gods

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well that's an incredibly depressing stat

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/840102856568971264

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015




Especially considering nobody wants to go to the Probowl anymore. QBs just need to have an average season and they'll make it to the Probowl. You would think Cutler would've gotten in at least once.

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