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Nuebot posted:Honestly I'm just glad they were bovine eyes and not like, people eyes. Me too. Human eyes make a terrible stock for soup.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Me too. Human eyes make a terrible stock for soup. They're good for your erectile disfunction though.
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AUG: I can see my house from in here.
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AUG: This thread is starting to look like poo poo
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The Anal Vore kid would be proud. (ok, ok I'm done with that) Edit:  1 2 3 4 5
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That last one was definitely a parody. TomSka is an extremely kind-hearted youtuberperson and all-around swell human. That said he had objectively terrible taste for a long time, which is probably where those regrettable photos come from.
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This dude is hilarious and owns.
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Somfin posted:That said he had objectively terrible taste for a long time, which is probably where those regrettable photos come from. I think that's kind of obvious when he named himself after ska.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:This dude is hilarious and owns. In the end the only dragon he needed to slay were his insecurities.
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Panfilo posted:In the end the only dragon he needed to slay were his insecurities. There's a nonzero number of  who would be attracted to that dagger ownership.
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He's not wrong about the company being wasteful. Just let the dude have the eyes
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Guy Goodbody posted:He's not wrong about the company being wasteful. Just let the dude have the eyes Maybe we could get a charity event going on to help the guy? Maybe invite Guy Fieri and some no name San Jose band to do a publicity stunt in involving an eyeball eating contest?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:There's a nonzero number of 
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This just owns bones.
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Bogan King posted:This just owns bones. Agreed; I love this.
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He's just so happy being a goofball. Presumably blue is super into kendo/owns a katana/made a post about studying the blade once.
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Sadly it's fake http://www.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/
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RatHat posted:Sadly it's fake I saw that coming.
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15 cows worth of eyes. It's obviously too many for one man.
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I mean, let's get serious for a moment. If you shove eye balls up your butt hole, they aren't going to come out recognizable enough for you to count 30 of them. Hell, even if you froze them before insertion, by the time you got all of them crammed in there the first ones will have already defrosted in the heat of your rectum. I just can't think of a reasonable way it could be done.
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Hjalmar posted:I mean, let's get serious for a moment. If you shove eye balls up your butt hole, they aren't going to come out recognizable enough for you to count 30 of them. Hell, even if you froze them before insertion, by the time you got all of them crammed in there the first ones will have already defrosted in the heat of your rectum. I just can't think of a reasonable way it could be done. So are you somehow not familiar with goatse or...?
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Eyeballs shooting out of a butthole is the new ping-pong show. CALLING IT.
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Ah Kos, or some say Kosm...
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:So are you somehow not familiar with goatse or...? Someone Photoshop a cow eyeball peaking out of goatse please, tia.
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Fathis Munk posted:Someone Photoshop a cow eyeball peaking out of goatse please, tia. cow@se
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Lol this guy rules.
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Hjalmar posted:I mean, let's get serious for a moment. If you shove eye balls up your butt hole, they aren't going to come out recognizable enough for you to count 30 of them. Hell, even if you froze them before insertion, by the time you got all of them crammed in there the first ones will have already defrosted in the heat of your rectum. I just can't think of a reasonable way it could be done. Counting wouldn't be difficult: just count the lenses. The lens of a cow eye is firm, a distinctive shape, and about the size of a marble. Easily distinct from the rubbery outer bits or the jelly inside the eye.
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monkeytennis posted:Lol this guy rules. While you typed up this comment.... He studied the blade.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Ah Kos, or some say Kosm...
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Come to the Apple store in the next 20 minutes if u want a blade lesson.
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RatHat posted:Sadly it's fake Weird that this is from 2 years ago-- they were just talking about it on the radio yesterday
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If only we'd have seen it coming!
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Sagebrush posted:upwind, I'd hope. Ugh, yes. Thanks for that! steinrokkan posted:Can a train gently caress a rollercoaster? Asking for a friend The sequel to Miranda Leak's Twisted, Tailspin (please don't let Leak find this and get ideas). SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL has a new favorite as of 15:08 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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Hjalmar posted:I mean, let's get serious for a moment. If you shove eye balls up your butt hole, they aren't going to come out recognizable enough for you to count 30 of them. Hell, even if you froze them before insertion, by the time you got all of them crammed in there the first ones will have already defrosted in the heat of your rectum. I just can't think of a reasonable way it could be done. Couldn't you pack like 5 or so eyeballs into a condom and insert them?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Couldn't you pack like 5 or so eyeballs into a condom and insert them? How big is your dick using the standard units of dick measurement? 5 cow eyeballs? 6??!
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Cosima posted:How big is your dick using the standard units of dick measurement? 5 cow eyeballs? 6??! Facebook Aunt posted:firm, a distinctive shape, and about the size of a marble
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You've all expanded my mind on the concept of putting eyeballs in butts. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the most European deli in town.
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steinrokkan posted:Can a train gently caress a rollercoaster? Asking for a friend roller coasters are baby trains, you sicko.
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