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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Lifeglug posted:

I've just had 2 GP visits and a course of antibiotics and it cost me £8.20 just for a dispensing cost. Lol @ third world us "healthcare"

i broke my elbow, got surgery within two days of turning up at a+e, multiple x rays, a shitload of codeine and half a dozen physical therapy sessions and now i have two working arms

total cost to me: £0

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ButtHate
Sep 26, 2007
Since this year I have to pay an extra 90 € for dental prophylaxis at one of my bi-yearly checkups at the dentist. That is on top of my 70€ total monthly healthcare costs for me and my wife. Healthcare is hosed everywhere and sometimes I just want to scream

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


You know how for decades, centuries even, the president of the united states was generally a larger-than-life personality who represented some sort of high standards for americans to strive for? How even if you disagreed with his policies completely, you still had grudingly accept that he's a very respectable figure and position with american ideals that he will stand for, and that you can at least respect that?

Now you've got Trump.



lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Dude don't be a dick and tell her about camsites. You see disabled twins when you should be seeing opportunities, think american godamn it. The iphone are gonna rain

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013

ButtHate posted:

Since this year I have to pay an extra 90 € for dental prophylaxis at one of my bi-yearly checkups at the dentist. That is on top of my 70€ total monthly healthcare costs for me and my wife. Healthcare is hosed everywhere and sometimes I just want to scream

Not everywhere, but if you are unfortunate enough to live in the US, then yes. Good luck!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lime Tonics posted:

It is going to be soon that dentists are out of business because insurance won't cover that. We are all going to have bad teeth, plus side, invest in denture stocks!

this has been true for a long time and americans making jokes about british teeth make me lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Jose posted:

this has been true for a long time and americans making jokes about british teeth make me lol

D-D-DDENTLAPLN

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
I have to visit the hospital regularly due to a condition. I have been there maybe 10 times in the last year and I have paid, in total, about 150 socialismbux (+300 odd for medicine).





Trump is prez


lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


:911:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
of all the things about trump that make me lol i think its how insanely lazy he is that makes me lol the most

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Son of Rodney posted:

You know how for decades, centuries even, the president of the united states was generally a larger-than-life personality who represented some sort of high standards for americans to strive for? How even if you disagreed with his policies completely, you still had grudingly accept that he's a very respectable figure and position with american ideals that he will stand for, and that you can at least respect that?

Now you've got Trump.



lol

lol

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Son of Rodney posted:

You know how for decades, centuries even, the president of the united states was generally a larger-than-life personality who represented some sort of high standards for americans to strive for? How even if you disagreed with his policies completely, you still had grudingly accept that he's a very respectable figure and position with american ideals that he will stand for, and that you can at least respect that?

Now you've got Trump.



lol

America will never be able to undo the fact they elected a man who mocks disabled people lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Professor Shark posted:

America will never be able to undo the fact they elected a man who mocks disabled people lol

kids are going to be taught about trump in 20 years time lol

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Reminder that Trump even says himself that he loves steaks (well done with ketchup lol, bonus lol) but when his minions come to the white house, he forces them to get meatloaf. The peasant meal based on whatever random cuts are left and ground into something that can be called meat.

And THIS is the presidential preferred meal.

He can call on any chef in the entire world at any cost.

But he chooses meatloaf.

LOL

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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meatloaf is fuckin good.

Ingredients are as follows

1/2 cup homemade or store-bought low-sodium chicken stock
1/4 cup buttermilk
1/2 ounce (2 packets; about 1 1/2 tablespoons) unflavored gelatin
2 slices high-quality white sandwich bread, crusts removed and torn into rough pieces
4 ounces button or cremini mushrooms, cleaned
3 anchovy filets
1/2 teaspoon Marmite
2 teaspoons soy sauce
1 teaspoon paprika
2 medium cloves garlic, roughly chopped (about 2 teaspoons)
1 small onion, roughly chopped (about 3/4 cup)
1 small carrot, peeled and roughly (about 1/2 cup)
1 stalk celery, roughly chopped (about 1/2 cup)
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
12 ounces freshly ground pork (see note above)
1 1/4 pounds freshly ground beef (see note above)
2 large eggs
4 ounces cheddar, provolone, Monterey Jack, or Muenster cheese, finely grated (about 1 cup)
1/4 cup finely minced fresh parsley
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
For the Glaze:
3/4 cup ketchup
1/4 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

1. Combine the chicken stock and buttermilk in a liquid measuring cup and sprinkle the gelatin evenly over the top. Set aside.

2. Place the bread and mushrooms in a food processor and pulse until finely chopped. Transfer to a large bowl and set aside.

3. Add the anchovies, Marmite, soy sauce, paprika, and garlic to the processor bowl and pulse until reduced to a fine paste, scraping down the sides of the bowl as necessary. Add the onion, carrot, and celery and pulse until finely chopped but not pureed.

4. Heat the butter in a 10-inch nonstick skillet over medium-high heat until foaming. Add the chopped vegetable mixture and cook, stirring and tossing frequently, until it is softened and most of the liquid has evaporated, about 5 minutes; the mixture should start to darken a bit. Stir in the buttermilk mixture, bring to a simmer, and cook until reduced by half, about 10 minutes. Transfer to the bowl with the mushrooms and bread, stir thoroughly to combine, and let stand until cool enough to handle, about 10 minutes.

5. Add the meat mixture to the bowl, along with the eggs, cheese, parsley, 1 tablespoon salt, and 1 teaspoon pepper. With clean hands, mix gently until everything is thoroughly combined and homogeneous; it will be fairly loose. Pull off a teaspoon-sized portion of the mixture, place it on a microwave-safe plate, and microwave it on high power until cooked through, about 15 seconds. Taste the cooked piece for seasoning and add more salt and/or pepper as desired.

6. Transfer the mixture to a 9- by 5-inch loaf pan, being sure that no air bubbles get trapped underneath. (You may have some extra mix, depending on the capacity of your pan; this can be cooked in a ramekin or free-form next to the loaf.) Tear off a sheet of heavy-duty aluminum foil large enough to line a rimmed baking sheet and use it to tightly cover the meatloaf, crimping it around the edges of the pan. Refrigerate the meatloaf while the oven preheats. (The meatloaf can be refriger- ated for up to 2 days.)

7. Adjust an oven rack to the lower-middle position and preheat the oven to 350°F. When the oven is hot, remove the meatloaf from the refrigerator and, without removing the foil cover, carefully invert it onto the rimmed baking sheet. Loosen the foil and spread it out, leaving the pan on top of the meatloaf (see Note above). Fold up the edges of the foil to trap the liquid that escapes from the meatloaf while baking. Bake until just beginning to set (the top should feel firm to the touch), about 30 minutes.

8. Use a thin metal spatula to lift an edge of the inverted loaf pan, jiggling it until it slides off the meatloaf easily, and use oven mitts or a folded kitchen towel to remove the pan, leaving the meatloaf on the center of the foil. Return to the oven and bake until the center of the meatloaf registers 140°F on an instant-read thermometer, about 40 minutes longer. There will be quite a bit of exuded juices; this is OK. Remove from the oven and let rest for 15 minutes. Increase the oven temperature to 500°F.

9. Meanwhile, Make the Glaze: Combine the ketchup, brown sugar, vinegar, and pepper in a small saucepan and cook over medium-high heat, whisking occasionally, until the sugar is melted and the mixture is homogeneous, about 2 minutes. Remove from the heat.

10. Use a brush to apply some glaze to the meatloaf in a thin, even layer, then return it to the oven and bake for 3 minutes. Glaze again and bake for 3 minutes longer. Glaze one more time and bake until the glaze is beginning to bubble and is a deep burnished brown, about 4 minutes longer. Remove from the oven and allow to rest for 15 minutes. Slice and serve with any extra glaze and mustard or ketchup as desired.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Meatloaf is good though

real good

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a nice steak is great but a bit vanilla

A deece meatloaf is aces

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Holy gently caress I have never in my life wanted a Hollywood person to meet someone more than now.

Please let Gordon Ramsey take Trumps order for a meal and just unleash an hour of British curses on him.

I don't even care if it's scripted, I want to see Trump ask Gordon Ramsey for meatloaf and Ramsey just unload and call him a oval office for 60 minutes.

I normally pirate the gently caress out of everything, but I will pay to make this happen.

Please make this happen.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


No really I'll pay, give me a link to pay for this

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I love how Trump will be personally enriched by his hotels being booked out whereas almost every other hotel and touristic business is going to be harmed by either the tourist ban or at least the perception of it

But saying that, it's not like the typical trump supporter either works or lives near anywhere an international tourist is going to want to visit so maybe that's the point?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
lol that flynn was a foreign agent for turkey through November and the white house wasn't aware.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah that is some lol level of corruption that I can get behind

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Cthulu Carl posted:

LOL at that "64 years old making $20k will spend half their income on insurance under Congress's plan". And people defending it. And also at what other measures the GOP will introduce to kill their base.

If there are no poors left, then there's no poverty :smug:

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

America will never be able to undo the fact they elected a man who mocks disabled people lol
not according to one of my students + their parents!

"trump was NOT mocking that reporter! he was simply making a hand gesture. now OBAMA ON THE OTHER HAND...."

lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Jel Shaker posted:

I love how Trump will be personally enriched by his hotels being booked out whereas almost every other hotel and touristic business is going to be harmed by either the tourist ban or at least the perception of it

But saying that, it's not like the typical trump supporter either works or lives near anywhere an international tourist is going to want to visit so maybe that's the point?

In my city the Trump tower has the most expensive hotel and the most expensive condos - they went way up after he won despite the city being so left wing that the mayor officially asked the developer to drop the name.

quote:

For example, American tech billionaire and philanthropist John Tu paid $7.6 million for units on the 55th, 52nd and 43rd floors, apparently spending more than any of the tower’s other buyers. His condos are now listed for rent at $10,500, $9,500 and $6,000 a month.

The ad for it was ridiculously perfect with some lol worthy katana action at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRIB1lk0N-c

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

In my city the Trump tower has the most expensive hotel and the most expensive condos - they went way up after he won despite the city being so left wing that the mayor officially asked the developer to drop the name.


The ad for it was ridiculously perfect with some lol worthy katana action at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRIB1lk0N-c

Every man's dream, a blonde who speeds around the pre desolation hellscape on a motorcycle until she shows up at my bar mitzvah and opens the champagne with her Hanzo steel before showing my friends I know to do the kissing because I'm a big boy. Take all of my dad's money already!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

fyodor posted:

meatloaf is fuckin good.

Ingredients are as follows

i always lol when i see americans give recipes and they measure something in "cups". like I have loads of different cups in my cupboard of various capacities, which one am i using half of? how many cubits is that? five cups of donald j trumps warm piss please

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013
I wonder why there haven't been much opposition to Trump from all those highly educated and cultured captains of industry, who are carrying the world on their mighty shoulders alone.

Shouldn't they be worried about things getting increasingly doubleplusungood or are they just laughing all the way to the bank?

Forgot to lol at Trump

Tingfinder fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Mar 10, 2017

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

Tingfinder posted:

I wonder why there haven't been much opposition to Trump from all those highly educated and cultured captains of industry, who are carrying the world on their mighty shoulders alone.

Shouldn't they be worried about things getting increasingly doubleplusungood or are they just laughing all the way to the bank?

Forgot to lol at Trump
they're too busy having blonde babes katana their champagne open while they celebrate tax cuts

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

ballistics statistics posted:

Holy gently caress I have never in my life wanted a Hollywood person to meet someone more than now.

Please let Gordon Ramsey take Trumps order for a meal and just unleash an hour of British curses on him.

I don't even care if it's scripted, I want to see Trump ask Gordon Ramsey for meatloaf and Ramsey just unload and call him a oval office for 60 minutes.

I normally pirate the gently caress out of everything, but I will pay to make this happen.

Please make this happen.

I want to see Bourdain mock him for his well done steak bullshit

Uncultured swine

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

In my city the Trump tower has the most expensive hotel and the most expensive condos - they went way up after he won despite the city being so left wing that the mayor officially asked the developer to drop the name.


The ad for it was ridiculously perfect with some lol worthy katana action at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRIB1lk0N-c

This is the most american ad I've ever seen.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Kjoery posted:

they're too busy having blonde babes katana their champagne open while they celebrate tax cuts

*Unsheathes katana* This baby right here is called the Sephiroth, Made from HanzoTrump steel, Folded a thousand times in some other country, razor sharp edge for bigly cuts, oiled to perfection thanks to Exxon.

Nothing personnel, peasant. just bussiness

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is such an ugly name. It really doesn't evoke finesse and luxury. It's more like a short damp noise.

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

unpacked robinhood posted:

Trump is such an ugly name. It really doesn't evoke finesse and luxury. It's more like a short damp noise.

Reminder that trump is slang for fart in parts of the UK.

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

like, for real, where's the actual bill

Readthebill.gop

cnut
May 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/839967934227382272

LOL!

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Wait, that lady was on The Apprentice, right? She has a job in the Trump Administration? Lmao

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Wait, that lady was on The Apprentice, right? She has a job in the Trump Administration? Lmao

pretty much everyone trump has hired/picked is from his circle of sycophants and are disqualified if theyve ever spoken out against him publicly. which is why he still has hundreds and hundreds of unfilled positions in the executive

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