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Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!
College Slice
Hey! Listen!

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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Ruin has come to our family....

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
come on, come oon!

aaah!

- famous ps1 ninja game, first mission.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

"You've been in a coma for quite some time. Yes, yes, you'd like to know how long. I'm afraid it has been... 100 years." - Old Man, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

get that OUT of my face posted:

Mysterious Time Stream evolves you.

You hear whispering in the air above you

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
http://tindeck.com/listen/bpapp

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

"You've been in a coma for quite some time. Yes, yes, you'd like to know how long. I'm afraid it has been... 100 years." - Old Man, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
"Link, that's Hyrulian purple ivy. It can make an effective medicine. Try and bring some back." -- Sahasrahla

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
"Slowly. Gently. This is how a life is taken."

"Great is the weapon that cuts on its own." (when an enemy takes delayed damage from a bleed effect).

"Mortality clarified in a single strike!" (when your hero gets rocked by a crit that does loads of health and stress damage).

Also, the new Nier game coming out led to me loaning out the old one, which reminded me of these.

"Weiss, you dumbass! How does someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch, huh?!?! You better start making sense, you stupid book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll tear out your pages one by one or throw you into the loving furnace! Oh Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord, come give Weiss a big sloppy kiss Shadowlord! Now pull your head out of your goddamn rear end and START loving HELPING US!"

"Stop? You want to stop? You slaughter my sister like an animal, and now you want to stop? NO ONE STOPS!"

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Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009
Alexander pulls out his magic map.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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"Whoa, easy there. Easy. You been out cold a couple of days now.
Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings.
Let's see what the damage is. How about your name? Can you tell me your name?"

anyone who has made a lot of characters without alt start mods in new Vegas should be rolling there eyes with impatience

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Light, the promise of safety.

Packs laden with loot are often short on supplies

Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles......paid for in blood

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

weak wrists big dick posted:

"Whoa, easy there. Easy. You been out cold a couple of days now.
Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings.
Let's see what the damage is. How about your name? Can you tell me your name?"

anyone who has made a lot of characters without alt start mods in new Vegas should be rolling there eyes with impatience

Huh. Can't say it's what I'd have picked for you, but if that's your name, that's your name.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

[sounds of air raid sirens, nuclear explosion, screams, babies crying slowly fades out]

If this is what you really want, the code is 'Midnight Sun'.
'Midnight Sun'.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Huh. Can't say it's what I'd have picked for you, but if that's your name, that's your name.

Just to clarify, he says this regardless, right? Like there's no sort of 'normal name check' that happens where he sees something like 'Bob' and goes 'A fine name indeed'?

I wouldn't know, every single one of my characters are named something stupid like 'Alkaline', 'Traffic Head' or 'Fart'.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
No, that's his default line. Bit disappointing, considering what New Vegas is going for, dialogue-wise.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

No, that's his default line. Bit disappointing, considering what New Vegas is going for, dialogue-wise.

He thinks you look more like a Jim. Jim would be a good name for you. Unless you are named Jim, in which case he just doesn't see you as a Jim. Maybe a Fred.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Grant us eyes if you want to
Grant us eyes and we'll be free
Cause our friends can't see and cause they can't see
They suffer from idiocy

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes, like you did the Vacuous Rom
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes, Kos or some say Kosm
Eyes on brains
Oh well the eyes on brains
Ah yes the eyes on brains


- Micolashes without Hats, Eyes on Brains

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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
"It's-a me, Mario!"

-Assassin's Creed 2

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Action Tortoise posted:

"It's-a me, Mario!"

-Assassin's Creed 2

I know people like to post extremely fake quotes in this thread as a goof, but this tomfoolery has surely gone way too far. :rolleyes:

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

John Murdoch posted:

I know people like to post extremely fake quotes in this thread as a goof, but this tomfoolery has surely gone way too far. :rolleyes:

"Why so serious?"
-Assassin's Creed 2

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

"You cannot defeat the Drakhai!"

The whole of the into of Wing Commander 2. Most of the intro of Sacrifice.

And then there's the remake of Sid Meier's pirates:

"Buenin Sela"
"Briglocated!"
"Chuban! Ostee!"
"Artie griffin? Chu darn."
"Hernster! Gutter-gar! Peester!"

e: Obrumma? Oriktus! Yuri? Habadakas? Homus. Readymart. Zomas!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Your pet has departed.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Wellllllllllllllllllllllllll
he ain't my boy
but the brother is heavy

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
PARTY ROBOT!

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Ahhhhhh...I'll buy it at a high price.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Stay a while, and listen!

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I'm a mechanical
I'm a mechanical
I'm a mechanical man

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Professor Wayne posted:

I'm a mechanical
I'm a mechanical
I'm a mechanical man

Center.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Your sound card works perfectly.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Imperials above us!

Thanks!

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I sacrificed everything to fight the Legion. What have you given?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Sound hardware initialised.

This program will install Command & Conquer to the following directory. If you wish to install to another directory and/or drive, please type it in below.

Thank you.

Installing, please stand by. While you are waiting, please fill out your registration card and send it in.

*donga ding!*

For last minute changes and notes, please examine the readme file.

wwwalkingwasnotexactlybl****itseemedmorelike***thenigotmy***thenigotmy***fsranbstablegarblemandlerobbleinstanstarbleye

Installation complete.

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007
"You're too slow!" - Mario the Original Character Do Not Steal

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Hardcordion posted:

Reticulating splines.

I was hoping this was posted in here.

Not sure why it recently popped into my head. That's so old school for me it was back when I used to drive to my dad's office at night so I could play Doom and SC2k on his 486, since our piddly 386 wouldn't run it well.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Hardcordion posted:

Reticulating splines.

I remember how great it was to boot up Spore the first time and see "Reticulating Spines"

Probably the high point of the game

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Wait a minute -- You're not dead!

No no no -- slag him first!

Goodbye friend! If you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Like all good stories, the second act begins with a call to action and the building of a robot.

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD
Pam-paraaam-pam-pam-paraaaaaaaaaam

Why the bumbotch did you come here?

KIIIIIIIILL IF YA LOVE THE GODS

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Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar." - Kyle Katarn, Star Wars Jedi Outcast

"NOTHING WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!" - Alex Mercer, Prototype

"ENOUGH OF YOUR loving WEIRD, loving RAMBLING, poo poo! GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER!"[/b] - James Heller, Prototype 2

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