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NancyPants posted:Warm feet, just until the piss soaks in
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NancyPants posted:Warm feet, just until the piss soaks in Maybe it's a ladies only room. Decorated by some maiden aunt who had no idea dudes sometimes miss the bowl.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe it's a ladies only room. Decorated by some maiden aunt who had no idea dudes sometimes miss the bowl. I'm missing the bowl right now. Thinkin about that bowl.
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Can a wall-mounted toilet like that support an American rear end?
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peanut posted:Can a wall-mounted toilet like that support an American rear end? According to an article I recently read (talk about coincidence), a wall-mounted toilet seat can withstand
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kid sinister posted:I installed the new projector, boss! Rock Band 5 is shaping up to be a real monster.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe it's a ladies only room. Decorated by some maiden aunt who had no idea dudes sometimes miss the bowl. Oh trust me women miss the bowl sometimes too.
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NancyPants posted:Oh trust me women miss the bowl sometimes too. Yes, but ~Ladies~ never miss.
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Mar 10, 2017 17:05
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No, ladies just piss on the toilet seat and don't wipe it up.
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peanut posted:Can a wall-mounted toilet like that support an American rear end? If you install an extra support cradle under it, they'll support 1,000 lbs. 
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NancyPants posted:Oh trust me women miss the bowl sometimes too. Missing makes it sound like an accident instead of the natural result of being a jerk who thinks their rear end is too precious to actually sit on the toilet seat.
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I used to work at a theatre, and while the men's room would have piss on the floor because apparently urinals are super hard to hit, the women's room would be like a grenade went off in there. I have no clue what they were doing in there to accomplish it. And it didn't make a difference what the show was, ballets were as bad as comedy shows or concerts. I assume that whoever was responsible was more discrete in their own homes though, maybe they just bought tickets for the chance to pee up the walls. 
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While I'm sure their are some people who are poo poo at aim, I think a lot of urinal piss is actually bounce-back. If you piss and aim straight at the bottom, a lot of the piss tends to splash out in little droplets. If you piss straight back and let it drip down the urinal wall it doesn't do that. That's my 2 cents on how to properly piss in a urinal.
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`Nemesis posted:If you install an extra support cradle under it, they'll support 1,000 lbs.
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there wolf posted:Missing makes it sound like an accident instead of the natural result of being a jerk who thinks their rear end is too precious to actually sit on the toilet seat. Is this like a hover pisser thing or talking about how men stand to piss, I am confused 
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Ashcans posted:I used to work at a theatre, and while the men's room would have piss on the floor because apparently urinals are super hard to hit, the women's room would be like a grenade went off in there. I have no clue what they were doing in there to accomplish it. And it didn't make a difference what the show was, ballets were as bad as comedy shows or concerts. This is so true. I have maintained a bunch of buildings in my career and the women's rooms tended to have outrageous stuff. Men's rooms more often have dividers pulled out of the wall or randomly shattered toilets, but it's the ladies rooms where there's poo poo on the wall and a pork chop clogging the toilet. Collateral Damage posted:Doesn't this kind of defeat the point of a wall mounted toilet? It takes away some of the ease of mopping but the plumbing is still easier in most commercial buildings this way. glynnenstein fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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There were sanitary products stuck to the ceiling of the women's bathrooms at the Cleveland Browns stadium when I did some work there.
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Collateral Damage posted:Doesn't this kind of defeat the point of a wall mounted toilet? glynnenstein posted:This is so true. I have maintained a bunch of buildings in my career and the women's rooms tended to have outrageous stuff. Men's rooms more often have dividers pulled out of the wall or randomly shattered toilets, but it's the ladies rooms where there's poo poo on the wall and a pork chop clogging the toilet. To be fair, in the men's room you'll almost always have some jackass who throws the disposable hand towels into a urinal. You know it doesn't flush stuff down, quit it!  But that usually doesn't result in a flood.
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Ashcans posted:(I really hope that is a true story) The Ronald Reagan Building in DC around 2007. The building is about 4,000,000 square feet and ten-thousand plus visitors a day or something, so plenty of plumbing tickets. I didn't get the work order but two guys on the crew were sent out to clear a clog in a ladies room and they ended up with a pork chop wrapped in a napkin with 1 bite missing stuck to the end of the K50 snake. Obviously we would find all kinds of stuff that got flushed like phones, watches, notebooks, etc, but a pork chop meant that every single person of the 30 man day shift got called to come to that bathroom to see. Amazing. I'll spare the thread the stories from when one of the sewage ejectors would get clogged. (4mil sq ft of plumbing service divided by 7 ejectors is a lot of poo poo per ejector.)
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Spare us? This is the Crappy Construction thread.
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Ashcans posted:To be fair, in the men's room you'll almost always have some jackass who throws the disposable hand towels into a urinal. You know it doesn't flush stuff down, quit it! I work in a bar. Paper towels may not clog urinals, but vomit does. There's a special hell for people who puke in urinals. gently caress them.
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Brute Squad posted:I work in a bar. Paper towels may not clog urinals, but vomit does. I know exactly how lovely it is to clean puke from urinals, but I have to say I can't blame the person. They're not actively being malicious, they're sick and in your case likely drunk, they're just trying to puke in something resembling a toilet because they think that's the right thing to do. They don't realize that scooping out a chunk-plugged urinal is a lot worse than mopping up a tile floor. Ashcans posted:I used to work at a theatre, and while the men's room would have piss on the floor because apparently urinals are super hard to hit, the women's room would be like a grenade went off in there. I have no clue what they were doing in there to accomplish it. And it didn't make a difference what the show was, ballets were as bad as comedy shows or concerts. I've had to clean bathrooms at McDonalds, a grocery store, and an outlet mall. This is true everywhere. The mens' rooms were consistently moderately dirty. Water, soap, and paper towel scraps everywhere, piss in the general vicinity of the urinals and toilets, poo poo occasionally on the back of the seat. Nothing major, I can think of maybe two or three times where a mens' room was ever anything but routine. The womens' rooms on the other hand were cleaner most of the time, but every now and then looked like a war zone. I have seen things written on walls or mirrors in bodily fluids multiple times. The vast majority of it nowhere near the toilet. At the outlet mall we checked the womens' rooms first as part of our pre-close procedures so we could send everyone over there first if we needed to do some serious work. Mens' room filth is 99% laziness or intoxication. Womens' room filth is about 80% malicious bitches, with hoverers likely explaining the rest.
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If you're still throwing up from drinking beyond the age of like 20 you clearly haven't learned your limits, or have been poisoned, or over served.
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Baronjutter posted:If you're still throwing up from drinking beyond the age of like 20 you clearly haven't learned your limits, or have been poisoned, or over served. do we have a fun police smiley other than   ?
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Is that a microwave? Makes shower burritos easier I bet!
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Oh poo poo we finally found the ultimate dishwasher.
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Also, re: men's bathrooms/women's bathrooms, something something something Elsa
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Bad Munki posted:Also, re: men's bathrooms/women's bathrooms, something something something Elsa Where was this filmed? Some place abandoned in Siberia or Antarctica?
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In Erindale at Oaken's on ladies night.
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Bad Munki posted:Also, re: men's bathrooms/women's bathrooms, something something something Elsa Maybe it isn't crappy construction. Perhaps this bathroom is designed to meet the needs of frigid bitches.
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~Coxy posted:Rock Band 5 is shaping up to be a real monster. 
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`Nemesis posted:If you install an extra support cradle under it, they'll support 1,000 lbs. I still don't trust the width of the seat and drain pipe.
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Is this an oversized bathroom with way too many cabinets that they put a microwave in? Or is it a lovely kitchen where they replaced the fridge with a shower and the stove with a toilet?  At least that outlet is on the outside of the stall.
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Bad Munki posted:Also, re: men's bathrooms/women's bathrooms, something something something Elsa I don't remember this scene from The Thing. Need to go rewatch it now
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Bad Munki posted:Also, re: men's bathrooms/women's bathrooms, something something something Elsa Would you like to poop a snowmaaaan?
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Ashcans posted:Is this an oversized bathroom with way too many cabinets that they put a microwave in? Or is it a lovely kitchen where they replaced the fridge with a shower and the stove with a toilet? It's a $2,000/mo studio apartment in San Francisco.
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