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GrossMurpel posted:The thing that gets me most with this (assuming it's really accidental) is not using protection. You're loving a furry, surely you would use a condom to prevent STDs if nothing else. Look he is her brother he knows exactly who's she's been with.
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Do Canadian science news podcasts count?
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dumb. posted:Do Canadian science news podcasts count? So when did Jayden Smith start writing for podcasts.
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It all makes sense now, Lawmaker says ‘file cabinets full of booze’ at State House A Rhode Island lawmaker says she’s surprised by the “insane amount of drinking” that goes on in the State House. Providence Democratic Rep. Moira Walsh tells WPRO-AM that lawmakers have “file cabinets full of booze.” She says they recently took shots on the floor of the House of Representatives to celebrate Dominican Republic Independence Day. Walsh, a new legislator who took office in January, says the drinking blows her mind and it’s “outrageous” that you can’t drive after two beers “but you can make laws that affect people’s lives forever when you’re half in the bag.” http://whdh.com/news/lawmaker-says-file-cabinets-full-of-booze-at-state-house/
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Well someone just got unpopular with her coworkers
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Is she implying that the Dominican Republic's independence is not worth celebrating? Xenophobic and a square.
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Mar 8, 2017 17:30
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Fun ruiners like them are why Rhode Island outlawed prostitution like three years ago.
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Mar 8, 2017 18:20
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The next law they're going to pass is abolishing International Womens Day.
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Lime Tonics posted:Lawmaker says ‘file cabinets full of booze’ at State House It's the new Binders Full Of Women!  The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > File Cabinets Full Of Booze - Strange News Headlines
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Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial
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How is the headline not 'Liar, liar..'?
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Fun ruiners like them are why Rhode Island outlawed prostitution like three years ago. It all went downhill when they started accepting syrup as a coffee substitute.
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I like how the article just talks about the party itself and not that he grew an actual Hitler mustache
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Henchman of Santa posted:I like how the article just talks about the party itself and not that he grew an actual Hitler mustache I don't understand why that style of mustache is looked down on. We should start calling it the Chaplin or the Oliver Hardy. Take it back from Hitler. I know I can't wait until the stigma is lifted and I can finally rock that facial hair......and kill all the jews.
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The Relentless posted:I don't understand why that style of mustache is looked down on. We should start calling it the Chaplin or the Oliver Hardy. Take it back from Hitler. https://youtu.be/DhAUjlFJdpA
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Mar 10, 2017 06:34
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What?! MJ Fox is trippin! His father-in-law just looked like Michael Jordan!
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Henchman of Santa posted:I like how the article just talks about the party itself and not that he grew an actual Hitler mustache The Hitler mustache is a step up compared to the previous face of the party. Apparently Chris Farley is still alive and has been living under the name "Timo Soini" for the last 20 years. 
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Did they smash Penn and Drew Carey into each other in the Large Hadron Collider?
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I see Poorly Aged Patton Oswalt. It's like the Ink Blot Test of faces
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flosofl posted:I see Poorly Aged Patton Oswalt. Lotta Al Franken goin on.
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Ben Carson has to be the closest living thing to a Rain Man going on, where he's so good at one thing and otherwise the biggest loving idiot on the planet. Although i guess people didn't wheel out Rain Man for his opinion on anything and everything like it mattered cause that would have watered the movie down to hell
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The Relentless posted:We should start calling it the Chaplin or the Oliver Hardy. Take it back from Hitler.
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Oxygen Deficiency posted:*Mission Impossible theme playing in the background* Honestly, that guy could have taken a few minutes to kindly get his children out of the room and lock the door, instead he pushes one of them and this other person violently drags them away. Expect this video to appear in any election ads against him, basically.
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Yeah, I just feel really bad for the kids that totally have no idea what the gently caress is happening. Lord Abovethisbullshit looked as livid as a man like that could. A proper human would just giggle and pick up is kid or literally any other thing than pushing them away.
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fizzymercy posted:Yeah, I just feel really bad for the kids that totally have no idea what the gently caress is happening. Lord Abovethisbullshit looked as livid as a man like that could. A proper human would just giggle and pick up is kid or literally any other thing than pushing them away. Pretty much this. What a turdman.
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Powaqoatse posted:Pretty much this. What a turdman. Nonsense, by not acknowledging his own daughter and emotionlessly shoving her away he cemented his reputation as a Very Serious News Commentator™.
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I like how he closes his eyes for a while, as if imagining the future violence he would commit against his family for this transgression.
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flosofl posted:It's like the Ink Blot Test of faces This is completely on the nose. syscall girl posted:Lotta Al Franken goin on. This is also who I see in him.
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fizzymercy posted:Yeah, I just feel really bad for the kids that totally have no idea what the gently caress is happening. Lord Abovethisbullshit looked as livid as a man like that could. A proper human would just giggle and pick up is kid or literally any other thing than pushing them away. See also this delightful video, albeit with a cat and not a kid
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fizzymercy posted:Yeah, I just feel really bad for the kids that totally have no idea what the gently caress is happening. Lord Abovethisbullshit looked as livid as a man like that could. A proper human would just giggle and pick up is kid or literally any other thing than pushing them away. Nah. It's more likely that they've been acting like shits all day, and he told them A THOUSAND loving TIMES that he had this very important thing, and needed them to behave. He was probably a bit strung out because " Holy poo poo, this is a big deal. I gotta look professional and poo poo"
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He shoved a kid then got pissed when they weren't slammed out the room fast enough for his terrible skype interview. That's just dickshit rear end in a top hat behavior and his ability to produce and tolerate children on a good day has no bearing on it.
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Antivehicular posted:See also this delightful video, albeit with a cat and not a kid My cat did that to my mom when hungry or looking for attention. Cats and news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTvUv4t-fy0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV3GI-tIdWs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYSYH0ZAKK8
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Honestly, that guy could have taken a few minutes to kindly get his children out of the room and lock the door, instead he pushes one of them and this other person violently drags them away. He probably wasn't wearing pant suits. Just shorts or underwear or whatever since he's at home.
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