Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

I keep all of my blood in my beard and eyebrows.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:21

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:30

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

That ashy motherfucker's been eating marinara sauce right out of the jar.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:24

hexa: Dec 10, 2004; And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

Somebody just got their red wings.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:48

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Faces are hard. At least the rest of the model is fine.

I still end up making my bearded men aging because dry brushing hair white is the most effective way to highlight the texture.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 03:08

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

We talked about bad paintjobs on the Badcast this week, so here's some of mine from when I was like 14:

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:49

Dr Hemulen: Jan 25, 2003

Haha I think my first mini was a metal Eldar Dreadnought. I painted it "Sunburst Yellow" with no undercoat

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:58

A Shitty Reporter: Oct 29, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

JcDent posted:

So the top says "Walk of Death", but what does the harness say? "Trak my Doom"?

# ? Mar 8, 2017 20:22

BuffaloChicken: May 18, 2008

Moola posted:

that's very cool

Thanks, boneman. Really wish I didn't have to give the conversion away after finishing it... would love to buy it back and tweak it to fit my own armies. Here's the best photo I have of it:

And the orky zombie Walk of Death conversion is super radical, too.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:47

mcjomar: Jun 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

My latest effort at 54mm

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:14

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

mcjomar posted:

My latest effort at 54mm

Honestly, your stuff doesn't belong here, post it in the painting thread!

# ? Mar 10, 2017 09:23

Squibsy: Dec 3, 2005; Not suited, just booted.; College Slice

Where did you get 54mm Cypher???

# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:03

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

mcjomar posted:

My latest effort at 54mm

I like the skeleton

# ? Mar 10, 2017 14:47

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

BuffaloChicken posted:

Thanks, boneman. Really wish I didn't have to give the conversion away after finishing it... would love to buy it back and tweak it to fit my own armies. Here's the best photo I have of it:

And the orky zombie Walk of Death conversion is super radical, too.

Now I wish I had one of these for the upcoming Osprey Scrappers game. Will have to settle for possible converting one of my FW Tau to have an open chest with driver inside. Rust is orange though so I can keep on chugging with my purple painting fetish. :mrgw:

# ? Mar 10, 2017 15:29

mcjomar: Jun 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

ineptmule posted:

Where did you get 54mm Cypher???

I didn't get it, I made it.
The basic metal Artemis 54mm Space Marine model from the old Inquisitor range just requires that you hack apart the legs (much like reposing a 28mm plastic space marine leg component, but with more hacksawing) and then a lot of greenstuff and some plasticard for the sword. Oh yeah, some chain from a hobby store for his belt. Leftover sprue for the hilt, and the holsters (wrap them with GS and it looks the same).
The fun bit is that I've never worked with GS on this scale before, or plasticard pretty much ever before.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 16:55

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

mcjomar posted:

I didn't get it, I made it.
The basic metal Artemis 54mm Space Marine model from the old Inquisitor range just requires that you hack apart the legs (much like reposing a 28mm plastic space marine leg component, but with more hacksawing) and then a lot of greenstuff and some plasticard for the sword. Oh yeah, some chain from a hobby store for his belt. Leftover sprue for the hilt, and the holsters (wrap them with GS and it looks the same).
The fun bit is that I've never worked with GS on this scale before, or plasticard pretty much ever before.

Yeah... wrong thread amigo. There's nothing unspirational about that Cypher. He's cool.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:20

Squibsy: Dec 3, 2005; Not suited, just booted.; College Slice

mcjomar posted:

I didn't get it, I made it.
The basic metal Artemis 54mm Space Marine model from the old Inquisitor range just requires that you hack apart the legs (much like reposing a 28mm plastic space marine leg component, but with more hacksawing) and then a lot of greenstuff and some plasticard for the sword. Oh yeah, some chain from a hobby store for his belt. Leftover sprue for the hilt, and the holsters (wrap them with GS and it looks the same).
The fun bit is that I've never worked with GS on this scale before, or plasticard pretty much ever before.

Holy poo poo

# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:31

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

There's an old Tau diplomat 54mm figure for the inquisitor game that I once saw on eBay long ago and decided not to get it, since I could just get it another time. Never seen one since, but I see lots of the inquisitors and space marines. :negative:

I was planning on making a diorama with the Tau and one of the imperial figures playing with the 28mm figures playing with the 6mm figures.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 17:50

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

I still think you should thin your paints a little.

ED:
Meanwhile, at Mantic HQ:

Good enough, boys!

JcDent fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 10, 2017

# ? Mar 10, 2017 20:38

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

JcDent posted:

I still think you should thin your paints a little.

ED:
Meanwhile, at Mantic HQ:

Good enough, boys!

WTF is up with those right arms? And the fingers.

I'm looking at the paint job with the awkward feeling of being somewhere between "It is better than I would have done" and "I am actually closer to being a studio standard painter than I had previously thought. I'm not sure either counts as a glowing endorsement of one of the larger industry companies standard for marketing minis.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 22:56

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

ineptmule posted:

Holy poo poo

JcDent posted:

I still think you should thin your paints a little.

you should thin your posting

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:36

Slimnoid: Sep 6, 2012; Does that mean I don't get the job?

JcDent posted:

I still think you should thin your paints a little.

ED:
Meanwhile, at Mantic HQ:

Good enough, boys!

Someone shop a turn-table under her hand.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:46

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

JcDent posted:

I still think you should thin your paints a little.

ED:
Meanwhile, at Mantic HQ:

Good enough, boys!

Girl on the right is my face whenever I look at Mantic's sculpts.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 23:50

adamantium|wang: Sep 14, 2003; Missing you

So some dude on /tg has decided to make a 40K proxy army by 3D printing Heroes of the Storm models:

In case you were wondering where Tits McGee is from, well...

He made her himself in Blender. :cripes:

# ? Mar 11, 2017 01:54

SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

I was gonna compliment the Medic Uther, but jfc that other medic.

That's some Doc Thunder levels of POWER TITS.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:30

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

I think that might be a level beyond Doc Thunder

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:00

wdarkk: Oct 26, 2007; Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

It looks like she glued large ball bearings to her chest.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:11

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Who can even look at Blizzard characters and think they don't have enough titty.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 03:43

Wapole Languray: Jul 4, 2012

And it looks like she's literally called Medic Love. Eurgh.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:49

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Front.Boobs
Front.Nips

# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:05

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Front.Boobs
Front.Nips

If there ever was an armor that did not lend itself to boobplating, it's definitely Terran Marine armor.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:20

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I'm the boob pipes.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:22

Hauki: May 11, 2010

so to scale, those are what, the size of basketballs? medicine balls?

# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:31

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Hauki posted:

so to scale, those are what, the size of basketballs? medicine balls?

Bigger than basketballs by far, look at the size of them compared to her head :gonk:

# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:41

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Mad Models: Beyond Thunder's Domes

# ? Mar 11, 2017 09:19

Hamshot: Feb 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

Skellybones posted:

Mad Models: Beyond Thunder's Domes

I'd like to see someone do an anatomy trace over that model to see what she'd look like without armor to have tits that big that start a good headwidth out from where her chest should be.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 09:53

SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

Dude definitely hasn't compensated for the armour wrt anatomy. That poor creature hurts to be.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 10:55

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

poo poo, I didn't know space marines got boob implants too alongside all the hearts and glands and poo poo.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 11:30

CROWS EVERYWHERE: Dec 17, 2012; CAW CAW CAW; Dinosaur Gum

Fathis Munk posted:

poo poo, I didn't know space marines got boob implants too alongside all the hearts and glands and poo poo.

I would say "she can spit acid from her nips" but that could very easily be old mate's fetish :mad:

# ? Mar 11, 2017 11:55

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SRM posted:

Girl on the right is my face whenever I look at Mantic's sculpts.

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:30

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

I don't have a pic of the model, but I am fairly middling painter, leaving closer to below average.
Some dude just bought one of my Lizardmen characters that I forgot over a friend's house.
All my eBay listings will now say "ProPainted". That's how it works, right?

# ? Mar 14, 2017 07:53

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