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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
The main story is hard boiled as hell and everything else is nonstop crazy nonsense, it's a perfect match.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this was the russian zillionaire whose plane was seen hanging out with trump's plane at the charlotte airport

https://twitter.com/KristinaWebb/status/840341884031623168

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

this was the russian zillionaire whose plane was seen hanging out with trump's plane at the charlotte airport

https://twitter.com/KristinaWebb/status/840341884031623168

piss house

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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euphronius posted:

i glanced at the news

its literally the end of the usa

nah

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i havent played it but the turkey scene in yakuza is pretty much the best thing in any game of all time

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Funniest part is Ryan and Free Market in the same sentence.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

i glanced at the news

its literally the end of the usa

and its fuckin rad

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
america is gonna be like the desert planet from Heavy Metal in like 3 years lmao

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

zeal posted:

america's extremities turn gangrenous and begin rotting off

:yeah:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Phi230 posted:

and its fuckin rad

Well, rad for everyone not in the USA.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Phi230 posted:

america is gonna be like the desert planet from Heavy Metal in like 3 years lmao

noice

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
this is the resolution of a yakuza quest wher eyou teach a meek dominatrix how to be a ballcrushing cruel mistress. at night. in a childrens park. in front of childrne. becuse she has to turn it around because it sthe last chane her client is giiving her

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837898513786646529

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837899077727576064

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837899469542699008

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837900833995935744

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that was a pun because i meant

nice!

but also

no ice!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the superimposition of of nice and no ice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

triple post fatality

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Trapezound posted:

:same:

i'm glad of the cspam shibboleths and i hope to be practiced in them all one day.

if im ever p sure im talking to a cspam person im going to sing "trump doctor sex cake" at them and see if they reply "ed balls"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Phi230 posted:

america is gonna be like the desert planet from Heavy Metal in like 3 years lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqqa_oiHw5g

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Venom Snake posted:

the new zelda is just MGSV for kids

my video game hot take: nintendo games are good but extremely basic and boring if you have any experience playing games with more options

*leans into mic*

WRONG

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/840345306835353601

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Donald Trump is a consequence of millions of preppers who spent all of their money on rations, ammunition, and water filters, who now need to cause a global catastrophe to justify their purchases and therefore elected Trump. This purchasing behavior followed by the accelerated deconstruction of democracy is not exactly what Marx envisioned as the end of capitalism.

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

euphronius posted:

i glanced at the news

its literally the end of the usa

this was obvious as soon as trump came down that elevator

or maybe 9/11, or further back, who knows

i was too young to remember 9/11, i'm guessing it was more insane then than it is now

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Salt Fish posted:

Donald Trump is a consequence of millions of preppers who spent all of their money on rations, ammunition, and water filters, who now need to cause a global catastrophe to justify their purchases and therefore elected Trump. This purchasing behavior followed by the accelerated deconstruction of democracy is not exactly what Marx envisioned as the end of capitalism.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

if im ever p sure im talking to a cspam person im going to sing "trump doctor sex cake" at them and see if they reply "ed balls"

the melody is obvious, noice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

and i must meme posted:

this was obvious as soon as trump came down that elevator

or maybe 9/11, or further back, who knows

i was too young to remember 9/11, i'm guessing it was more insane then than it is now

yeah it was similarly insane

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

cumshitter posted:

this is the resolution of a yakuza quest wher eyou teach a meek dominatrix how to be a ballcrushing cruel mistress. at night. in a childrens park. in front of childrne. becuse she has to turn it around because it sthe last chane her client is giiving her

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837898513786646529

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837899077727576064

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837899469542699008

https://twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/837900833995935744

the localization is cool

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lamo hitlerishly

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


is this what your dreams are like?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tgeyd be able to recognize me immediately because my av is a photograph of me

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/840348490714796037

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

is this what your dreams are like?

i dreamed last night of being back in high school, the classrooms were overflowing, like, 500 people in a room, no room at all to move around in. I was underdressed, or naked but I was unconcerned.

I went to the computer lab but it was different, as soon as I entered I realized it was huge, I turned around to find the door, but it was gone. just an infinitely large computer lab extending in every direction.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Like seriously, you spend your child's college tuition on gold and chinese milsurp rifles and then Obama is a considerate and dignified steward of democracy?? That's bullshit!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





jeepers thats some recursive bullshit

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lol holy poo poo

just LOLOLOL

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



p good AP article about trump's media diet, including the part about the TVs being on all day

https://apnews.com/eae4bee334fb4e358bfb1217d3e0ee74/Media-the-enemy?-Trump-is-sure-an-insatiable-consumer

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

lol holy poo poo

just LOLOLOL


I hope this gets blocked 5, 6, 7 times and he just keeps putting out new EO's each time that keep getting ruined in court

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Must be really cool to be the president right now

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

euphronius posted:

i glanced at the news

its literally the end of the usa

We had a decent run in the late 1920s.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Federal judges aint havin none of his poo poo

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