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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

fuckin' :lol:

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SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
mma is funny again

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bluedeanie posted:

Carlos Newton comes to mind, Captain Log.



Those were literally the two people I was drawing a blank on for some unknown reason. Thank you kindly.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Emil Meeks for mayor

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/840041605859954688

Can someone tell me how robust the library is and what the commentary situation is like. Thank you.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/840041605859954688

Can someone tell me how robust the library is and what the commentary situation is like. Thank you.

They have the grand prix finals for 2001 and 2005-2010

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/840041605859954688

Can someone tell me how robust the library is and what the commentary situation is like. Thank you.

only the GP finals for 01 and 05-10, the earlier ones are Japanese and the later ones are Schiavello And The Gang

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/840041605859954688

Can someone tell me how robust the library is and what the commentary situation is like. Thank you.

It never ceases to amaze me how he falls like a Punch Out boxer getting KOed.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
That's a shame. There's some great shows there so it's a great bonus for people who already have fight pass but if they could navigate all the rights bullshit and get a more complete library I'd register at light speed

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Novum posted:

Doesn't Khabob hate russia and has in fact been fighting them in a war for some time

Not really, but Caucasian athletes are in a pretty weird spot generally with their relationship to Russia. I think Karim Zidan on Bloody Elbow is like the only guy who writes about this stuff, so he would be the one to check out if you were curious.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Some of them like russia and some of them are nazis, its not that complex.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/840041605859954688

Can someone tell me how robust the library is and what the commentary situation is like. Thank you.

drat

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

That's a shame. There's some great shows there so it's a great bonus for people who already have fight pass but if they could navigate all the rights bullshit and get a more complete library I'd register at light speed

same

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Skip My Posts posted:

Dc is a bad matchup for rumble for sure, hopefully it's exciting

You guys seem to believe that an AKA fighter will actually make it to fight night without missing weight, injuring himself, or creating some new form of missing a fight that we haven't even thought of yet.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

quote:

Luke Rockhold heard ‘The Count’ was drunk, plans immediate detour to Michael Bisping’s rear end

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pte_7jSFkMg

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
No Love has truly hit the scene if the Onion noticed.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/840248666749296640

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



https://streamable.com/p1rkz

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOaEugCntU

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Chas Skelly is fighting jason knight at 211

chas skelly, if you're unfamiliar, is this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrGijYYaodU

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Trast posted:

No Love has truly hit the scene if the Onion noticed.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/840248666749296640
https://twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/840279356429623298

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

I believe you cody

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Matoi Ryuko posted:

the ufc just isn't the same without fighters like condom depot and safeauto (can't remember their real names)

I used to see the SafeAuto commercials and think "wow that must be for really poor idiots" then I saw who they sponsored in the UFC and it confirmed my thoughts.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lol

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Log posted:

Should all of us that know how to cook go move in with fighters?

Also, has any champ flamed out as bad as Hendricks over an extended number of fights?

Ronda

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


Her post title sample is too small but I get what you're saying.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Gone now, what did it say?

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Patrick Spens posted:

Gone now, what did it say?

He said it was BS and that's not even his mom and then somebody probably told him what the Onion is

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Patrick Spens posted:

Gone now, what did it say?

He didn't know what the Onion was and treated it as legit

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Cody owns because he's simultaneously that bright young prospect/gifted athlete who made that leap to champion, who delivered on all that potential he showed, and a loving moron who probably needs someone else to supervise him using the toaster.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
https://twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/840361806069669888

:allears:

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I'm sorry for ever criticising Derrick "The Black Beast" Lewis, we don't deserve him

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

what was it?

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
lmao he deleted it? It was a video of him shooting somehting into his arm with a needle then passing out foaming at the mouth and said something about "I got into Overeems secret steroid stash"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
GSP is on the latest Unfiltered. Says he's contracted to 4 fights, and depending on how the Bisping fight goes, he could go down to WW or even LW. Thinks that weigh ins over a longer period of time on the day before are bad because it encourages people to lose more weight (???) and that with the current weigh in system we'll see someone die due to a weight cut, and he supports the idea of having weigh ins over a longer period of time before the fight to make sure no one is crashing weight.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

manyak posted:

lmao he deleted it? It was a video of him shooting somehting into his arm with a needle then passing out foaming at the mouth and said something about "I got into Overeems secret steroid stash"

Lol

Re gsp on early cuts: don't the stats show that poo poo loads of people are missing weight since its implementation? If people are missing weight more it stands to reason that they're pushing themselves into dangerous territory more even though it makes no sense in my brain.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
Cody brings a small child into the ring with him after every fight then ritualistically murders them and eats their liver and genitals.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

jay z's sedan posted:

Cody brings a small child into the ring with him after every fight then ritualistically murders them and eats their liver and genitals.

Hey bud your word document is in the other window

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Khabib will likely retire next year, according to his dad

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Chris James 2 posted:

Khabib will likely retire next year, according to his dad

The guy who never fights will continue to not fight? That's a huge scoop.

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