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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Star Lord's mask lets him survive space but doesn't cover his head. Space helmets are magic.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Push El Burrito posted:

Star Lord's mask lets him survive space but doesn't cover his head. Space helmets are magic.

That is because Star Lord is an alien, duh.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ImpAtom posted:

That is because Star Lord is an alien, duh.

Spoilers! Gah!

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Actually, so long as you cover the head-holes, you can last quite a while in vacuum. It's a myth that it's freezing. In fact, it's most likely to be way too hot, because there's no atmosphere between you and the sun.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Elfface posted:

Actually, so long as you cover the head-holes, you can last quite a while in vacuum. It's a myth that it's freezing. In fact, it's most likely to be way too hot, because there's no atmosphere between you and the sun.

Depends on where you are in space. If you're around Earth orbit and in direct sunlight, you'll rapidly heat up yeah. If you're in the vicinity of say, Pluto, you'll rapidly freeze.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Kwyndig posted:

If you're in the vicinity of say, Pluto, you'll rapidly freeze.

Not really, since the only way you can lose heat in space is by radiation, and we're not great radiative heaters.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Rapidly on a cosmological scale, since that's all you'll be doing for a while.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If you're in space around Pluto you've probably got bigger problems.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

goatface posted:

If you're in space around Pluto you've probably got bigger problems.

Yeah, it probably means you joined an X-Men team.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Yeah, it probably means you joined an X-Men team.

Ouch

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Cold as ice.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
...what name calling Peter? Are you having high school flashbacks?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
NSM commits murder.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

bunnyofdoom posted:

...what name calling Peter? Are you having high school flashbacks?

pesthole. how does it feel to be slower on the uptake than newspaper spiderman?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

pesthole. how does it feel to be slower on the uptake than newspaper spiderman?

Tbf I have taken many bricks to the head.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Someone edit this so he's taking Ronan's entire head off.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm laughing so hard at him jumping off. He just keeps that same pose.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Well I'm about to suffocate, I better conserve my air by screaming at the top of my lungs.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Even for this strip that's a really quick decay in drawing quality for that helmet. It seems to have immediately turned into a tiny shield.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah I'm guessing that tiny patch of sky should be helmet colored too.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Meanwhile, the robot has destroyed every streetlamp in Albuquerque. SHROOOM. :geno:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bunnyofdoom posted:

...what name calling Peter? Are you having high school flashbacks?

Spider-Man just beats the poo poo out of Ronan, weeping the entire time and screaming,"Die Flash, hate you Flash!"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
nice work mr. colorist!

oh and Ronan, if you're suffocating then maybe stop wasting your breath on yelling NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Newspaper MURDER-Man

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got murder-active blood!

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

I can't believe Spiderman killed a man.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Technically Ronan is an foreign alien combatant.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Lurdiak posted:

Someone edit this so he's taking Ronan's entire head off.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/VBIaOKB.png
:nws:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrSGXzgXNTQ

Stappert
Mar 15, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

Someone edit this so he's taking Ronan's entire head off.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

I love how it makes that joke pop.



Good lord. An hour of that. And the videos they recommend afterwards.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008



Ronan! You tried to destroy the heads of a great nation, so your own head shall be destroyed!

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
After a one-liner like that, Ronan's NOOOOO should really be a YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH! (with Spidey donning sunglasses).

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

:perfect:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mover posted:

Ronan! You tried to destroy the heads of a great nation, so your own head shall be destroyed!

Oh God, Newspaper Spider-Man vs Stardust the Super Wizard :gonk:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
-has spider powers, sometimes, when he remembers
-does not think good

vs.

-power of a malevolent god
-mentality of a malevolent god
-actually he is just a malevolent god and we are all doomed

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

-has spider powers, sometimes, when he remembers
-does not think good

vs.

-power of a malevolent god
-mentality of a malevolent god
-actually he is just a malevolent god and we are all doomed

i know, stardust is so doomed.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

joehonkie posted:

Good lord. An hour of that. And the videos they recommend afterwards.

Apparently among the most popular videos on Youtube.

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

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