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Is there a "please gently caress off" version?
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Mar 11, 2017 23:01
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why does this dude even need it his junk like, barely exists
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Mar 11, 2017 23:04
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:why does this dude even need it his junk like, barely exists Huh. Sounds like you're asking for a mod challenge bub
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Mar 11, 2017 23:07
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:why does this dude even need it his junk like, barely exists Ya theres nude pics of him and his dick isnt micro but def below-average You cant expect a russian to luck out 100% and get fantastic hair,chiseled looks, great proportioned bod, smooth skin, look great crossdressing, have a nice butt, AND sport a giant cobra, thats just unrealistic standards 
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Mar 11, 2017 23:11
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Hey My Pale Goth Skin (or anyone), I finally decided I want a bunch of Born Pretty stamping plates. Do you know if Aliexpress, Wish, or ebay generally has the best prices & decent quality?
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Mar 12, 2017 03:59
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i like nice words
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I went looking for weird toys to give as joke gifts and found a bunch of great stuffed "toys" - Some cuddly fish?  Maybe some corn instead?  Bricks and wood  I assume this is a reference to some Chinese TV show?  Creative Simulational Plush Bread  I think I need a durian cushion  Even more food pillows  Cigarettes  And finally, toy rocks. For the  Sad Frog 3D Eye Mask Soft Sleeping Funny Cosplay Toys  Sad Frog Cloth Toy Soft Frog Tissue Box Funny Paper Holder  Cute green frog winter hand warmer birthday gift for Children  Cute New Arrival Corgi Sexy Bottom Plush Doll Plush Coin Bag Purse Stuffed Animal Wallet  Mr. Bean "Lego"
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Mar 12, 2017 12:09
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What. The. gently caress.
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Mar 12, 2017 12:13
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Those are loving great.
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Mar 12, 2017 13:15
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I never realized until now how much i need a pepe sleeping mask
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Mar 12, 2017 13:53
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Neurolimal posted:I never realized until now how much i need a pepe sleeping mask Pepe is haram now
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Mar 12, 2017 14:10
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You're thinking of the Porky sleeping mask, frogs are AOK
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Mar 12, 2017 14:12
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I want to get the rocks and throw them at people. From a rooftop
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Mar 12, 2017 14:14
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I can't tell whether some of those are incredibly realistic or terrible photoshops.
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Mar 12, 2017 15:16
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I kinda like the rocks. I think they'd be cool throw cushions on my couch. Unless they look terrible in person. 
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Mar 12, 2017 15:32
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Facebook Aunt posted:I kinda like the rocks. I think they'd be cool throw cushions on my couch. Unless they look terrible in person. Same, but I'd want like 50 
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Mar 12, 2017 17:54
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Yeah, I have a bad feeling my couch is soon going to be covered in rocks and fruits. What the gently caress is this thing?  Cabbage bird hand warmer??
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Mar 12, 2017 19:21
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Carbon Thief posted:
yes. it's a Wholesale Cute Chinese cabbage Plush Toys Stuffed plush hand warm bird cloth doll pillow cushion, i don't see how it could be any clearer than that.
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Mar 12, 2017 19:24
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Do you think those baller stuffed fish/rocks/etc come stuffed or flat that requires you to buy matting and stuff yourself?
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Mar 12, 2017 19:34
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Tyson Tomko posted:Do you think those baller stuffed fish/rocks/etc come stuffed or flat that requires you to buy matting and stuff yourself? They come filled in my experience.
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Mar 12, 2017 19:36
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Carbon Thief posted:Yeah, I have a bad feeling my couch is soon going to be covered in rocks and fruits. poo poo I was hoping it's a seed
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Mar 12, 2017 20:01
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Looking at more dumb cushions and this happened:  Evil Banana. Youth is a brief and beautiful dream, when you wake up it has gone away. Youth is the season of hope and energy. Uh, okay? WTF? It turns out there is a whole bunch of Evil Banana merch. Toys, stickers, posters, wine corks.  https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170312110841&SearchText=evil+banana Is there some famous Evil Banana cartoon I've missed?
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Mar 12, 2017 20:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wywsuFjKbHM
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Mar 12, 2017 20:19
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Ali (and ebay) needs a 'basket finder'. I want to buy some arduino/ electronics stuff, but there's so many vendors. I wouldn't mind paying a little more to get stuff delivered sooner, but finding the cheapest retailer who sells the 5-10 things I want is next to impossible. And paying 10x delivery fees and dealing with 10x sellers irks me.
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Mar 12, 2017 23:29
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Horse Clocks posted:Ali (and ebay) needs a 'basket finder'. I want to buy some arduino/ electronics stuff, but there's so many vendors. Have you been getting much mileage out of the search within a single seller's store?
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Mar 12, 2017 23:38
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be good and try hard! 
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My 'recommended for you' list on the app is full of listings like this: Malaysian Straight Hair 3 Bundles Malaysian Virgin Hair 7A Malaysian Straight Virgin Hair 3 Bundles Straight Human Hair Weave It's real hair, not synthetic. I don't know why they think someone who buys USB cables want this, but it gives me a real serial killer vibe.
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Mar 12, 2017 23:52
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spog posted:My 'recommended for you' list on the app is full of listings like this: maybe they think you want to make your own braided cables
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Mar 12, 2017 23:53
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My recommended list had some silky man underwear with a built in dick sleeve so your boner can stick straight out. Did someone post that already? Now I can't find it but the pictures were ridiculous.
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Mar 12, 2017 23:54
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Snowy posted:My recommended list had some silky man underwear with a built in dick sleeve so your boner can stick straight out. Did someone post that already? Now I can't find it but the pictures were ridiculous. yes. also i called them poor mans andrewchristian and nobody got it, so now I know theres no gay ppl ITT (or the ones here have no taste)
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Mar 12, 2017 23:56
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Neurolimal posted:yes. also i called them poor mans andrewchristian and nobody got it, so now I know theres no gay ppl ITT (or the ones here have no taste) I wouldn't trust a chinese cock sock not to be full of asbestos or something
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Mar 13, 2017 00:05
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Facebook Aunt posted:Is there some famous Evil Banana cartoon I've missed?
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Mar 13, 2017 00:57
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Neurolimal posted:yes. also i called them poor mans andrewchristian and nobody got it, so now I know theres no gay ppl ITT (or the ones here have no taste) Will they show off my dick better through slacks? pulling some power moves and want to intimate them with the monster
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Mar 13, 2017 01:00
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Palpek posted:After some googling it turns out that apparently some guy who has a 3D blog made a single CG image where a banana exposes himself in front of 2 other fruit and then Chinese companies started mass-producing plushies/sex toys based on that without any concent from the author. There's no cartoon, just that single image from some guy's portfolio, it's really weird. Maybe it's like a domestic Chinese meme.
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Mar 13, 2017 01:05
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Ok, I'm going to finally ask. Why the hell are all the AliExpress pages in Dutch? Is it just really really bad geolocation, since I'm in the US, or just the first link was in Dutch so it set that as my default? I feel like I'm missing something here.
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Mar 13, 2017 01:17
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Someone posted a link upthread that must have had a Dutch cookie set, because the same thing happened to me for a while. Log into the site and it should fix it.
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Mar 13, 2017 01:21
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Herbicidal Maniac posted:Ok, I'm going to finally ask. Why the hell are all the AliExpress pages in Dutch? Is it just really really bad geolocation, since I'm in the US, or just the first link was in Dutch so it set that as my default? I feel like I'm missing something here. Someone earlier in the thread linked you to the homepage with the language in Dutch, and your cookies now have even the regular site without the .nl set to Dutch as the default language. It doesn't have to be "the first", it's just any time the language is anything but English it'll stick. Just find the language settings and change it back.
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Mar 13, 2017 01:22
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King Vidiot posted:Someone earlier in the thread linked you to the homepage with the language in Dutch, and your cookies now have even the regular site without the .nl set to Dutch as the default language. It doesn't have to be "the first", it's just any time the language is anything but English it'll stick. hosed up if true
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Mar 13, 2017 01:25
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Herbicidal Maniac posted:Ok, I'm going to finally ask. Why the hell are all the AliExpress pages in Dutch? Is it just really really bad geolocation, since I'm in the US, or just the first link was in Dutch so it set that as my default? I feel like I'm missing something here. It's defaulted to Dutch so you have to change it. Not hard. Also none of the bootleg Andrew Christian looks good at all. I've ordered some, and they were hot neon colors and had a pocket for my junk, though. I just wish I could find cute discount underwear to prance around in.
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Mar 13, 2017 01:26
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In all honesty unless they stopped andrew christian constantly has gr8 deals going for buying 2 items or more think i got some quality sexy undies and naepolitan beach shorts for like, $20
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Unless he got the 4 pack for 9 dollars it don't matter. Will women find my penis more attractive in them
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