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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
How is the (crookedly cut) rear hatch staying in place?

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Collateral Damage posted:

Neat idea, terrible execution.

Pretty much, but now I'm imagining a 6x6 Smart with all six wheels on a long-travel suspension that lets the cabin lean through turns like a motorcycle.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

TotalLossBrain posted:

How is the (crookedly cut) rear hatch staying in place?

Mostly habit.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

MrYenko posted:

Pretty much, but now I'm imagining a 6x6 Smart with all six wheels on a long-travel suspension that lets the cabin lean through turns like a motorcycle.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I'd drive this.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



TO WARSAW!

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Please tell me you have to get in through the sunroof.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

:aaaaa: i thought "cool" and im looking at a smart car what is happening to me

wrongo thread for that little pocket tank

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

dpack_1 posted:

Please tell me you have to get in through the sunroof.

Turns out that pic is a Photoshop. :(

Guess we'll all just have to buy tankettes


Edit: wait, I thought I'd found that exact photo with regular wheels, but on closer inspection there are other differences. Disappointment averted? :buddy:

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Mar 12, 2017

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The L3/35 tankette is my favorite tiny tank. It was so small that the driver and gunner had to sit slightly offset or they couldn't fit their shoulders side by side.

The Renault UE is another one, where neither crewman could actually fit their head inside the tank, so they had a steel cupola they could close over their heads like a helmet. Though to be fair it wasn't intended as a combat vehicle.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Turns out that pic is a Photoshop. :(

well, there's always this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9CLX4F58EM

i'm surprised it has enough grunt to do much of anything with those treads on the back.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Bud K ninja sword posted:

:aaaaa: i thought "cool" and im looking at a smart car what is happening to me

wrongo thread for that little pocket tank

As a bonus, the Wiesel is powered by an Audi 2.1l 5 cylinder.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø
https://youtu.be/SIxamgy3LgU
Lada on tank tracks

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

CommieGIR posted:

As a bonus, the Wiesel is powered by an Audi 2.1l 5 cylinder.

I'd DD a Wiesel.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Lime Tonics posted:

I don't know.


You should see what they built to test out their rear-steering design on Thrust SSC:



The front wheels are locked for steering and provide drive only.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

The Shelby Cobra RAV4



It's hard to see but it was a metallic snakeskin wrap being driven by a guy who looked like Bernie Sanders and going 10 MPH under the limit.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
That car looks like it's being downloaded into the matrix or some cool poo poo.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

ComfyPants posted:

The Shelby Cobra RAV4



It's hard to see but it was a metallic snakeskin wrap being driven by a guy who looked like Bernie Sanders and going 10 MPH under the limit.

Did he jump out at the next set of lights, suplex a bunch of passers by for pocket change and then bo-duk-en through the windscreen of a police car?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


ComfyPants posted:

There are laws in Europe prescribing that there may have to be a break in the middle of the taillamps depending on the visible area of the lamps: http://jalopnik.com/heres-why-the-bugatti-chiron-can-have-a-single-strip-of-1763770609

The rest of these rules are also why car design has gotten so loving boring. A few of my friends are at university doing transport design and cars have gotten so ridiculously locked down in terms of safety standards that everything ends up looking like everything else. The only fun a designer can get these days is doing concept cars because the days of actual nice looking cars are long gone at least until someone invests a load of cash into alternative build materials...

Faster Blaster
Feb 6, 2010

I fell down the Wikipedia hole and ended up here where I found this. I'd be shocked if this hasn't been posted before, but just look at this little guy:

:kimchi:

e: clearly the wrong thread.

Faster Blaster fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Mar 13, 2017

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

InitialDave posted:

You should see what they built to test out their rear-steering design on Thrust SSC:



The front wheels are locked for steering and provide drive only.

That is the most British thing I have ever seen.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/i-ve-lost-45-years-of-work-alta-car-collector-loses-3m-collection-to-fire-1.3321597

It hurts :(

Why would you keep 3 million dollars worth of cars in a dairy barn without insurance. why would you keep 3 million dollars worth of anything in a dairy barn without insurance.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Memento posted:

It's a Ford Ka, so that's not even remotely possible.

You shut your mouth. I still miss my Ka; such sublime handling.

Preoptopus posted:

That is the most British thing I have ever seen.

I interviewed Ron Ayers a couple of years ago and this came up; they had to go with rear-wheel steering for Thrust SSC because of the placement of the engines. Bloodhound uses a much more normal steering set up.

drgitlin fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Mar 14, 2017

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCu33eLc2tI

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Powershift posted:

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/i-ve-lost-45-years-of-work-alta-car-collector-loses-3m-collection-to-fire-1.3321597

It hurts :(

Why would you keep 3 million dollars worth of cars in a dairy barn without insurance. why would you keep 3 million dollars worth of anything in a dairy barn without insurance.

Because you spend all your money on the cars.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/i-ve-lost-45-years-of-work-alta-car-collector-loses-3m-collection-to-fire-1.3321597

It hurts :(

Why would you keep 3 million dollars worth of cars in a dairy barn without insurance. why would you keep 3 million dollars worth of anything in a dairy barn without insurance.

That's terrible. Also he's a loving idiot.

thebigcow
Jan 3, 2001

Bully!
Without pictures I'm going to assume he's just a car hoarder and that 3 million dollar stash was mostly rust and pigeon poo poo.

TopherCStone
Feb 27, 2013

I am very important and deserve your attention

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The rest of these rules are also why car design has gotten so loving boring. A few of my friends are at university doing transport design and cars have gotten so ridiculously locked down in terms of safety standards that everything ends up looking like everything else. The only fun a designer can get these days is doing concept cars because the days of actual nice looking cars are long gone at least until someone invests a load of cash into alternative build materials...

Could you do an effortpost about what those things are? I kind of intuitively get how pedestrian safety standard have ruined the possibility of having awesome harpoons hood ornaments on cars and also affected the way bumpers are shaped, but it sounds like you're also talking about collision performance and I'd love to know a bit more.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I didn't know a gaping hexagonal grille was a safety structure.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
If it's literally the only place left for designers to put poo poo, you get all the design there.

Explains Lexus.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011


Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Terrible car stuff:

My parents are selling their Alfa Romero because they reaslized it's too expensive to maintain. (good idea)

"Oh and we are getting a Mercedes 200 series Kompressor"

Dammit. Lucky I live to far away to be their go-to to do maintenance.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Alfa Romero's about to make you his bitch

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Alfa Romero's about to make you his bitch

succhiare it giù

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
Terrible car stuff:
This early z is sitting behind the main building of a long term storage lot in Issaquah. Body looks straight, but is a solid layer of surface rust. All 4 wheels are flat, but are on sweet 70's era mags. Pretty sure it is a 240 going by the rear bumper. It's sitting behind an 80's era Jag with flat tires. I only noticed it when on the walking trail that goes behind the yard. I want to rescue it and make it happy again. :(


TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Meydey posted:

Terrible car stuff:
This early z is sitting behind the main building of a long term storage lot in Issaquah. Body looks straight, but is a solid layer of surface rust. All 4 wheels are flat, but are on sweet 70's era mags. Pretty sure it is a 240 going by the rear bumper. It's sitting behind an 80's era Jag with flat tires. I only noticed it when on the walking trail that goes behind the yard. I want to rescue it and make it happy again. :(




:smithfrog:

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Looks like a truck rental place, maybe you can walk in and ask to buy it. :v:

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