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Darkest Auer posted:The new Ninja Turtles cgi looks pretty mediocre tbh Blackface is a direction I didn't see them going with the franchise.
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Personally I blame the Juggalos.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:31
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ladron posted:here's his other scene from that show, also pretty funny. no english, sorry. So what's the deal with those dudes? Are they half Korean? It's actually cool that they're on the show, though. The only sketch show I know of in Japan is on NHK and there are zero foreigners on it. There might be more poo poo on cable or satellite but the foreign comedians on TV here are very much catch-phrase based.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:54
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That guy definitely fucks kids.
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Dr.Radical posted:So what's the deal with those dudes? Are they half Korean? It's actually cool that they're on the show, though. The only sketch show I know of in Japan is on NHK and there are zero foreigners on it. There might be more poo poo on cable or satellite but the foreign comedians on TV here are very much catch-phrase based. no, they just speak korean really well and are pretty. they were both on a panel show called "Strange Conversations" or something like that, I don't remember. I met him long before then, when he was bartending in some lovely bar, and we fell in together because we are both covered in tattoos. it's funny, when we first met and started hanging out, no one gave a poo poo who he was..I mean, he's a good looking kid, was a CK model, but we were just generally ignored going out..once that panel show hit, we couldn't even walk down the street without him getting mobbed. I took him out to the suburbs to teach him how to drive stick, and even there in a random parking lot we had a mob suddenly form wanting selfies together. EDIT - "Abnormal Summit" was the name of the show https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Summit Jimmy Little Balls posted:That guy definitely fucks kids. turn your monitor on ladron fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Mar 11, 2017 |
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Back in like 08 the impression I got in China was that anyone in a new car was probably driving their first car and had never driven a car before in their life. A billion and a half 16 year old drivers. Thankfully back then there weren't as many cars, still shitloads of motorbikes. We always figured you can cross the street anywhere you want, the motorbikes will go around you, the cars will deliberately hit you. Years of Chinese jaywalking and still alive!
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ladron posted:yeah, and as I said, my good friend and tattoo artist. he actually just left korea a few weeks ago, back to Oz, then going to wander around Europe for a while..he's also only like 22 Ahhh, he's a tattooist. It was either that or chef.
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McGavin posted:At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. quotin dis
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Today/tonight I was with a bunch of people at a party. One girl said hello to me and waved and I just smiled at her and ignored her. A few hours later I saw her talking to one of my dude friends, and I realized I had met her before at her workplace and she lives down the street from me. She's the girl that Chaoshan Girl kept bugging me about, worrying I was going to run off with her or something. I went up and stupidly asked her if she was *English Name* and she got flustered and starting pointing at her face "How could you not know it was me? I am the same. Look! It is me. You didn't know?!!!" She shook her cloths at me and said the same, and I just said I was sorry, and I stopped myself from using the "Chinese all look the same to foreigners" excuse because I knew it wouldn't work with her. She left early and I got her Wechat from my friend and tried to add her. She accepted, but won't reply to anything. Other than that, the party was cool and we ate and talked and had a good time. There was some younger guy there that was really trying to talk to me a lot and he kept grabbing my arms/biceps and squeezing, I guess trying to test my muscles or something. He was saying it's really cold outside (like 19 or 20) and I must be freezing in just a shirt. I told him foreigner have very hot blood and so hot or cold temperatures are comfortable to us.
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Haier posted:I told him foreigner have very hot blood and so hot or cold temperatures are comfortable to us. I do this too, but to be honest sometimes I worry that it just helps perpetuate the stupid "foreign and Chinese/Korean/Japanese bodies are different" mindset. I once tried to convince coworkers that white people start having heart palpatations if we go too long without booze but it's Singapore not middle of nowhere Xi'an so they didn't buy it.
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here's a horrifying china.mp4 https://my.mixtape.moe/fgqnft.mp4
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big time bisexual posted:here's a horrifying china.mp4
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big time bisexual posted:here's a horrifying china.mp4 I thought it'd be just one of them snapping off, or one guy just getting out of his seat in a child moment of pique. But holy poo poo 
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big time bisexual posted:here's a horrifying china.mp4 how bad do you need to gently caress up the rides construction for this to happen the entire loving thing fell apart
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Mar 12, 2017 04:56
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WarpedNaba posted:I thought it'd be just one of them snapping off, or one guy just getting out of his seat in a child moment of pique. I'm hoping that the metal suspension ring on top was stopped by something before it fell all the way down and pancaked 50 people.
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Actually, I think I already know the answer to the above.
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I was gonna say: It's China. What Metal suspension ring?
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There's no ring so the carnies only have to pay for fifty funerals and not sustain fifty cripples for life. Good for business and so on.
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Mar 12, 2017 06:20
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jamoncorona posted:no ring A new take on an old classic
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Murray Mantoinette posted:A new take on an old classic gently caress.
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I spotted a "5,000 years of" in the wild today and thought of this thread: http://www.richmond-news.com/opinion/letters/letter-there-s-no-need-to-apologize-on-behalf-of-chinese-people-1.11472469
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Lazyhound posted:I spotted a "5,000 years of" in the wild today and thought of this thread: http://www.richmond-news.com/opinion/letters/letter-there-s-no-need-to-apologize-on-behalf-of-chinese-people-1.11472469 Here's the letter she's replying to. Lol at "sorry, gay and lesbian teens, for the discrimination against you" being countered with "you have hurt the feelings of the
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Has anyone discovered any reason or TCM cure why the people getting on bum rush the elevator doors before anyone else can exit? It's not going anywhere. Why are they so loving retarded?
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Lazyhound posted:I spotted a "5,000 years of" in the wild today and thought of this thread: http://www.richmond-news.com/opinion/letters/letter-there-s-no-need-to-apologize-on-behalf-of-chinese-people-1.11472469 lmao this really hits the entire checklist -Canadian -5,000 years of history -"what's more" -ancient Chinese story -you can't understand our culture seriously lol
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http://www.ecns.cn/m/2017/03-10/248836.shtml Grave robbers poisoned and killed while trying to plunder a tomb from the Song Dynasty.
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Haier posted:Has anyone discovered any reason or TCM cure why the people getting on bum rush the elevator doors before anyone else can exit? It's not going anywhere. Why are they so loving retarded? I dunno but please don't ask them to stop. Blasting through two dozen aunties like I'm an NFL linebacker every afternoon is the closest I'll ever come to some kind of massive physical superiority in this life. e: linebacker? forward tackle? whatever I dunno football
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Automatic Slim posted:http://www.ecns.cn/m/2017/03-10/248836.shtml Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
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Saturday a moron was standing right in front of the bus door when it opened so I bodyslammed him out of the way as I usually do in these situations. He spent so long screaming at me that he missed the bus, it was very satisfying.
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Murray Mantoinette posted:I dunno but please don't ask them to stop. Blasting through two dozen aunties like I'm an NFL linebacker every afternoon is the closest I'll ever come to some kind of massive physical superiority in this life. Not gonna lie this is something I miss about China.
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The Great Autismo! posted:lmao this really hits the entire checklist it seems like 100% of these chucklefucks live in places that aren't china and none of them recognize the irony
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Ancient Chinese secret, huh? lol The 10 robbers were trying to forge their way into a cave containing tombs from the Song Dynasty (960-1279) in Xishui, southwest China's Guizhou Province, but ended inhaling poisonous air given off by an oil-fed generator they were using, according to local media. Four of the robbers died of apparent poisoning, reports said.
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Grand Fromage posted:Saturday a moron was standing right in front of the bus door when it opened so I bodyslammed him out of the way as I usually do in these situations. He spent so long screaming at me that he missed the bus, it was very satisfying. Yes
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big time bisexual posted:here's a horrifying china.mp4 This was pretty unsettling I've only been to China once for a 24hr stopover and the tap in the hotel only spouted brown water, so I went to reception to buy bottled water and they didnt have any but they did have a freezer with around 200 mini tubs of ice cream.....
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quote:Brutal persecution and discrimination were imposed on the LGBTQ community in some parts of the world, but not in China. Well of course China can't persecute people who don't exist.
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My favourite bus people are the ones who have to sit down for as long as possible which then means they don't get up in time to get off the bus and start shouting at the driver who just ignores them and drives off. The early get uppers are fun too when the bus is busy, they shove their way to the door past people who are obviously also getting off then panic when they realise they can't get to a pole to hold onto and desperately try not to fall over while the bus driver does the usual slamming on the brakes then accelerating as fast as possible for no reason thing.
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Haier posted:Has anyone discovered any reason or TCM cure why the people getting on bum rush the elevator doors before anyone else can exit? It's not going anywhere. Why are they so loving retarded? It's like this in Vancouver too. At the end of the Skytrain line in Richmond (home of the Chinese LGBTQ apology) the train is always packed with people wanting to get off, but there is always a granny standing right in front of the doors, trying to get on before anyone gets off, who is invariably shocked when she is swept aside by a throng of angry commuters exiting the train. The only way I can describe the thought process that produces these actions is: 1. Me first. 2. gently caress you.
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Fojar38 posted:it seems like 100% of these chucklefucks live in places that aren't china and none of them recognize the irony it would be funny if it weren't so sad
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McGavin posted:The only way I can describe the thought process that produces these actions is: modernchina.txt
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