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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

In the last week:
Dallas 4 Washington 2
Detroit 4 Chicago 2
Buffalo 5 Columbus 3

Pittsburgh's gonna join the "games you had no business losing" club tonight at Vancouver, aren't they?

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


You take 16 shots and whaddya get

The RECAPITATOR
May 12, 2006

Cursed to like terrible teams.

CBJSprague24 posted:

In the last week:
Dallas 4 Washington 2
Detroit 4 Chicago 2
Buffalo 5 Columbus 3

Pittsburgh's gonna join the "games you had no business losing" club tonight at Vancouver, aren't they?

Away back-to-back - wouldn't be too improbable.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Ovechkin is also playing 2 minutes less a night as a result of both an intentional strategy to try to save him for the postseason more than in years past and because the team needs him less than it ever has with solid contributions from the other lines, especially the third.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

glynnenstein posted:

Ovechkin is also playing 2 minutes less a night as a result of both an intentional strategy to try to save him for the postseason more than in years past and because the team needs him less than it ever has with solid contributions from the other lines, especially the third.

I mean, why don't they wait until the third round of the playoffs when they won't need him at all?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Captain Internet posted:

I mean, why don't they wait until the third round of the playoffs when they won't need him at all?

:iceburn:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Pornographic Memory posted:

They need to just bite the bullet and make the nets bigger,

Hi everybody.

This post was from 2 days.

I just wanted to quote it just to show you all what a stupid post/idea this is.

Don't change the loving nets.

Welp thanks for listening.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/NHLBlinn/status/840768918058868738

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Duke Chin posted:

Hi everybody.

This post was from 2 days.

I just wanted to quote it just to show you all what a smart post/idea this is.

Change the loving nets.

Welp thanks for listening.

FTFY :angel:

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Vincent Van Goat posted:

Made that worse for you :angel:

FTFY.

Duke Chin posted:

Hi everybody.

This post was from 2 days.

I just wanted to quote it just to show you all what a stupid post/idea this is.

Don't change the loving nets.

Welp thanks for listening.

It's real sad when you get a Habs fan and a Bs fan to agree on something. Don't change the nets when there are easier and better ways to fix what's not really problem to start with.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
is designing a bigger net harder than adjusting goalie equipment? because it's going to take them until next season, at earliest, to complete a change in goaltending equipment that was supposed to be accomplished this summer. according to the nhl, there's too much goalie, not enough net to shoot at. goalies are already bitching about the new pants being less protective, imagine how butthurt they'll be over new chest protectors (and having to wear smaller jerseys but those don't protect anything except their sv%) so hey, let them keep their protection, just use it to keep pucks out of a bigger net then.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Ekblad concussed. Poor guy. I didn't see a great angle but hit didn't even look that bad to me? Hope he can recover and stay healthy

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

CBJSprague24 posted:

In the last week:
Dallas 4 Washington 2
Detroit 4 Chicago 2
Buffalo 5 Columbus 3

Pittsburgh's gonna join the "games you had no business losing" club tonight at Vancouver, aren't they?

*checks scores*

No.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
The Pens could actually catch Washington which wasn't something I would have expected a few weeks ago. That would be nice because gently caress playing Washington or Columbus in the first round.

An even more comedic possibility is Columbus winning the division and Wsh/Pitt being a first round series which would show what a complete travesty this playoff format is.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

this is so fire

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/840799430601240576

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I love jake even though I want to hit his face.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
it turns out ray shero dealing away all those early round draft picks wasn't such a big deal after all because if you draft/sign a bunch of tiny dudes from the ncaa who can skate really fast and score that's almost as good

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



hagelin is out 4 weeks

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004


lol who is that canucks d that totally blows the coverage on guentzel

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aye Doc posted:

hagelin is out 4 weeks

The Pens are currently missing:

Hagelin
Hornqvist
Cullen
Rust

Letang
Maatta
Daley


And yet keep winning. We better get healthy by playoff time though :negative:

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Aye Doc posted:

hagelin is out 4 weeks

ouch

why can we not just get healthy :(

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

CBJSprague24 posted:

In the last week:
Dallas 4 Washington 2
Detroit 4 Chicago 2
Buffalo 5 Columbus 3

Pittsburgh's gonna join the "games you had no business losing" club tonight at Vancouver, aren't they?

Nooooope

Miller stood on his head but you can't win hockey games without scoring goals. I'm frankly amazed the Canucks got almost 30 shots with how much the puck was in their zone.

I was at the game and the obstruction not getting called and the intrusiveness of the video review really stood out to me tonight.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




https://streamable.com/iv0op

Kinda glad the Pens didn't pay whatever the Blues wanted for Shattenkirk, it was probably something dumb like Sprong or Jake.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Flames jump to 2nd in the pacific with 9 wins in a row. what a wacky world.

Oilers down to the wildcard, but with a game in hand could and only 1 point down could leapfrog back to second putting the battle of alberta back into round 1. With 15 games left, they could go 9-3-3 for their first 100 point season since gretsky. Just need a couple 6 million dollar players to wake the gently caress up.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Mage_Boy posted:

https://streamable.com/iv0op

Kinda glad the Pens didn't pay whatever the Blues wanted for Shattenkirk, it was probably something dumb like Sprong or Jake.

lol this is a stupid data point to say you didn't want Shatty

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Mike_V posted:

lol this is a stupid data point to say you didn't want Shatty

Well, the Pens are broken and still winning, and the only thing I've seen about him since the trade was this lovely hit which may get him suspended. Ergo, I'm glad the didn't spend whatever the Blues wanted. (Plus if he was on the Pens he'd probably be broken too.)

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Mage_Boy posted:

https://streamable.com/iv0op

Kinda glad the Pens didn't pay whatever the Blues wanted for Shattenkirk, it was probably something dumb like Sprong or Jake.

glad we could make this all about the pens

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
kid should have kept his head up, somewhere beyond shatt's vertical

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

hifi posted:

glad we could make this all about the pens

Until Murray gets injured and the Pens flame out in the first round, this season is all about the Pens.

Comedy option, Murray gets injured and Fleury carries the team to the cup. The Pens then choose to expose Murray and keep Fleury.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



hifi posted:

glad we could make this all about the pens

They are America's team.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Schlesische posted:

Until Murray gets injured and the Pens flame out in the first round, this season is all about the Pens.

Comedy option, Murray gets injured and Fleury carries the team to the cup. The Pens then choose to expose Murray and keep Fleury.

I don't think I'd even care. back to back Cups would keep my good and happy for a long time.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Vincent Van Goat posted:

They are America's team.

Hi again everybody.

You are just the worst :barf:

Also gently caress the pens and the kings in that order forever and ever amen.

Schlesische posted:

It's real sad when you get a Habs fan and a Bs fan to agree on something. Don't change the nets when there are easier and better ways to fix what's not really problem to start with.
:reject::respek::v:

Oh and also gently caress the habs just on principal


In other news: heading up to Vancouver again tomorrow to see the Nucks/B's game on Monday. Never been in Rogers place: There anything cool/weird/different in there or some good arena food I should know about?

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Stretch Marx posted:

N: Leafs back in the wild card for now.

V: :toot:

It's cool the Leafs won but that was not a very convincing game. Marner basically was the offence that game.

e: Also, a probably rare occurrence from Leafs-Canes last night. The OT goal had two defenceman on the scoring play (Rielly from Gardiner). You probably don't see that a whole lot in OT at evens.

Hand Knit fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Mar 12, 2017

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
How has Noah Hanifin looked? I imagine not great given his age and where he plays, but is he at least showing significant potential?

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Hand Knit posted:

It's cool the Leafs won but that was not a very convincing game. Marner basically was the offence that game.

e: Also, a probably rare occurrence from Leafs-Canes last night. The OT goal had two defenceman on the scoring play (Rielly from Gardiner). You probably don't see that a whole lot in OT at evens.

Gardiner got the assist while on the bench too, Willie really likes to drag the puck around.

Matthews is going through probably his worst stretch of the year and I'm worried he's finally hit the wall instead of this just being a typical slump.

Luckily cool heads are prevailing right now, but if the Leafs miss I shudder to think of the takes. It's to be expected though, he's never played a schedule even close to this before.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm amazed at what a logjam the battle for the Metro crown has become. Again.

Washington was gone not even a week ago, but Pittsburgh is closing with a chunk of their NHL roster dead (because they're the Pens) and Columbus is within striking distance with a largely favorable schedule they've handled mostly as they should to this point the rest of the season. I think the only "hard" games Columbus has left are one each against Washington, Pittsburgh, and Chicago. :suspense:

e- Remaining CBJ schedule (slash indicates back-to-back): @PHI, FLA, @NYI/@NJD, TOR/@WSH, PHI, BUF, @CAR/@CHI, WSH, @PIT, WPG, @PHI/@TOR.

Four games against current playoff locks (WSH x2, PIT, CHI), six playoff bubble team games (PHIx3, TORx2, NYI), and the rest ranging from out of it to Bad (WPG, NJD, BUF, CAR, FLA), though Buffalo gave them fits the last two nights.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Mar 12, 2017

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm amazed at what a logjam the battle for the Metro crown has become. Again. Washington was gone not even a week ago, but Pittsburgh is closing with a chunk of their NHL roster dead (because they're the Pens) and Columbus is within striking distance with a largely favorable schedule they've handled mostly as they should to this point the rest of the season. I think the only "hard" games Columbus has left are one each against Washington, Pittsburgh, and Chicago. :suspense:

Plus the Caps just dropped three straight in what appears to be their annual pre-playoffs existential crisis.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm amazed at what a logjam the battle for the Metro crown has become. Again. Washington was gone not even a week ago, but Pittsburgh is closing with a chunk of their NHL roster dead (because they're the Pens) and Columbus is within striking distance with a largely favorable schedule they've handled mostly as they should to this point the rest of the season. I think the only "hard" games Columbus has left are one each against Washington, Pittsburgh, and Chicago. :suspense:

I don't think this point last year had as many neat storylines as this one does. Worth noting that as a Habs fan I wasn't paying attention to it at this point and was instead under my desk with a collection of strong alcohol.

It's not just the Metro though.
In the Pacific you've got that delicious potential Battle of Alberta first round meeting.
In the Atlantic you've got a musical chairs with 5 contestants and only 3 or 4 spots.
In the Central there's the "can the Blackhawks reel in the Wild?".

Then there's all the wildcard spots (although that's definitely more of an Eastern conference thing... lol Iginla got traded to a team that's probably not even making the playoffs this year). Then there's all the player storylines.

This year is pretty batshit.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Philadelphia is now a "bubble team" in the loosest definition of the term

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Schlesische posted:

I don't think this point last year had as many neat storylines as this one does. Worth noting that as a Habs fan I wasn't paying attention to it at this point and was instead under my desk with a collection of strong alcohol.

It's not just the Metro though.
In the Pacific you've got that delicious potential Battle of Alberta first round meeting.
In the Atlantic you've got a musical chairs with 5 contestants and only 3 or 4 spots.
In the Central there's the "can the Blackhawks reel in the Wild?".

Then there's all the wildcard spots (although that's definitely more of an Eastern conference thing... lol Iginla got traded to a team that's probably not even making the playoffs this year). Then there's all the player storylines.

This year is pretty batshit.

Many of those fun stories I might have paid attention to in other years have been lost on me because I've been too fixated on "Columbus will probably clinch a playoff spot before April".

On that note, how far away are the top three in the Metro from clinching? All three are north of 90 points and it has to be in the next couple weeks, right?

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