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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Mods please change my name to Bobson Dugnutt.

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Mods, please change my name to Todd Bonzalez thanks.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lmao sleve

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Sweemey
McSriff
Dandleton
Dustice
Mixon
Truk
Rortugal

He just googled sports players and then changed a couple letters

And it randomly jumps to hockey with

Nogilny
Furcotte
Dorque

This Japanese guy owns

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I shamefully forgot about Ron Tugnutt Bobson Dugnutt

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
Would this be pronounced like 'Steve' or like 'Seve' as in Seve Ballesteros?

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
My names Mike Truk and im here to Fruk

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Wait is there seriously another Boog Powell in baseball

fake edit: my god, there is.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I am Bobson Dugnutt, WS MVP and dark horse RoY candidate for the Cardinals.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

I am Bobson Dugnutt, WS MVP and dark horse RoY candidate for the Cardinals.

I claimed Bobson Dugnutt. I will fight you.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Dwigt Rortugal. Holy poo poo. :haw:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

YeahTubaMike posted:

Dwigt Rortugal. Holy poo poo. :haw:

I changed my Twitter name to that.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Followed (I think).

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

YeahTubaMike posted:

Followed (I think).

FBWG? If that's you, you got it.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Yes indeed! :toot:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
well Karl Dandleton is an 80 tool name for sure

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Personally I really like "Scott Dourque" too.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

SourKraut posted:

Personally I really like "Scott Dourque" too.

https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/840955631163047936

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

goddamnitsonofamotherfuckingbitch :mad:

https://twitter.com/RockiesPR/status/841059252001099776

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE

The Walrus posted:

like gently caress a stolen base!! way to go joey


code:
Year	                                AB	R	H	HR	RBI	SB	AVG	OBP	OPS
2017 Spring Training Stats 	           16	4	9	2	6	1	.563	.611	1.674


Pathetic. On May 5, 2012 Josh Hamilton went 5 for 5 with 4 HR and a 2B.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Changing my user name to Bobson Dugnutt

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Pathetic. On May 5, 2012 Josh Hamilton went 5 for 5 with 4 HR and a 2B.

Pff, he didn't even hit for the cycle!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I'm also Bobson Dugnutt.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

it me.

I'm Todd Bonzalez :pervert:

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.

At least he wasn't injured while trying to learn first base.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
2016 American League MVP™ Mike Truk

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


The best thing about that famicom game name list is that literally all of them are funny to say out loud. Darryl Archideld, Sleve McDichael, and Karl Dandleton are my favs

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
Well, this is something

http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/bautista-throws-mercado-controversial-sends-game-extras/

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I like that someone was a fan of Glenallen Hill.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Hi I finally stopped paying attention to football and baseball is close. How are the red sox looking this year?

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

cheesetriangles posted:

Hi I finally stopped paying attention to football and baseball is close. How are the red sox looking this year?

probably really good. they have a great core of young talent that seems to keep getting better and they have like 3 legitimate ace starters (although price might be :rip:). papi is gone though so the magic may have left with him

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I like that someone was a fan of Glenallen Hill.

Who wasn't?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NiSpQPfmI4

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

cheesetriangles posted:

Hi I finally stopped paying attention to football and baseball is close. How are the red sox looking this year?

Probably the best or 2nd best AL team.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I like that someone was a fan of Glenallen Hill.

Glenallen Hill was awesome and is one of my all-time favorite Cubs.

His bat flip was pretty good too.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Glenallen Hill is the reason why steroid use should be encouraged in this sport.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

cheesetriangles posted:

Hi I finally stopped paying attention to football and baseball is close. How are the red sox looking this year?

AL Favorites, prohibitive if Price stays healthy.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Tebow got a hit.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I can only imagine the crowd reaction was probably similar to game 7 of the 2016 World Series having seen how they react when he GIDPs.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Imagine being the poor reliever who has to now forever live with the fact that they gave up a hit to Tim loving Tebow.

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Popete posted:

I can only imagine the crowd reaction was probably similar to game 7 of the 2016 World Series having seen how they react when he GIDPs.

https://twitter.com/paxton/status/841357767256489985

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