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dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Captain Oblivious posted:

I think this is the first time I've ever heard anyone say Obsidian gets any passes for anything, let alone a lot of passes. Their games are scrutinized more critically by gamers than almost anyones :v:

Really? Then I conveyed badly what I meant. Let me try to phrase it better: I wasn't talking about the mainstream coverage/discussion of the company, but mainly about their own audience.

For example, I played Alpha Protocol and while I enjoyed it, my perception was that a lot of the fans of the game disregarded the many bads of it for the sake of "look at this superior storytelling". And as Obsidian grew to have a base with enough size to allow them to kickstart big projects, there was a tad of "it is Obsidian, their games are janky and buggy but w/e". Personally, I think this is bad because it may feedback on the developer's attitude, which, bringing back to the thread, causes stuff like what people are joking and messing around about Andromeda.

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb5JPYol3F0

IGN, the site that has posted all those heavily sponsored [FIRST] videos, says "game is extremely buggy, hard to play because of them"
Unrelated to that particular video, but I clicked on that dude's channel and loving hell, he's made literally 30+ videos on how terrible the game's gonna be, including 'TrailerSins' dissections of every promo video, and 10-15 minute analyses titled 'Boycott ME4: Top 5 Reasons' and 'Failing at the Premise: ME4' both from last November.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but holy poo poo that's a guy who needs to care less about Bioware games for his own well-being.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Apraxin posted:

Unrelated to that particular video, but I clicked on that dude's channel and loving hell, he's made literally 30+ videos on how terrible the game's gonna be, including 'TrailerSins' dissections of every promo video, and 10-15 minute analyses titled 'Boycott ME4: Top 5 Reasons' and 'Failing at the Premise: ME4' both from last November.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but holy poo poo that's a guy who needs to care less about Bioware games for his own well-being.

I'm getting two sets of these sorts of videos, such as responses of why you should by the game other person said you shouldn't. The whole community watching and knowing anything about Andromeda probably fall into the category of "cares too much over trivial game".

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Apraxin posted:

Unrelated to that particular video, but I clicked on that dude's channel and loving hell, he's made literally 30+ videos on how terrible the game's gonna be, including 'TrailerSins' dissections of every promo video, and 10-15 minute analyses titled 'Boycott ME4: Top 5 Reasons' and 'Failing at the Premise: ME4' both from last November.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but holy poo poo that's a guy who needs to care less about Bioware games for his own well-being.

And the comments under the videos!

quote:

This is what happens when you divert resources from quality assurance to affirmative actions and social justice, gentlemen.

Go back to Witcher 3 if you can't handle the fact that your protagonist doesn't need to be a straight white male :argh:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i automatically assume that people who have strong opinions about video games and vocalize them constantly are two steps away from ranting about sjws and feminazis and integrity in video game journalism

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Hello friends why are we mad at the video game that isn't out yet today

WanderingKid
Feb 27, 2005

lives here...
I just want muh mo-cap animations

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

WanderingKid posted:

I just want muh mo-cap animations
I found a pic of one of the mocap actors

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Fojar38 posted:

Hello friends why are we mad at the video game that isn't out yet today

I'm mad that it isn't out yet, so

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Fojar38 posted:

Hello friends why are we mad at the video game that isn't out yet today

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

Torrannor posted:

Go back to Witcher 3 if you can't handle the fact that your protagonist doesn't need to be a straight white male :argh:

It's also probably a jab at Manveer Heir (Bioware designer, loud about social issues). Not only does the argument fail on an ethics level, it fails at logic as well. Heir's the lead gameplay designer, and the one part about Andromeda that looks solid is the combat.

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

cams posted:

i automatically assume that people who have strong opinions about video games and vocalize them constantly are two steps away from ranting about sjws and feminazis and integrity in video game journalism

all the threads about facial animation that I've read on reddit start off by making legit points about the mediocre quality of said animations and can't go two paragraphs without complaining about how all the female love interests are ugly and why does Bioware keep pandering to the SJWs etc.

it's like clockwork

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Apraxin posted:

Unrelated to that particular video, but I clicked on that dude's channel and loving hell, he's made literally 30+ videos on how terrible the game's gonna be, including 'TrailerSins' dissections of every promo video, and 10-15 minute analyses titled 'Boycott ME4: Top 5 Reasons' and 'Failing at the Premise: ME4' both from last November.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but holy poo poo that's a guy who needs to care less about Bioware games for his own well-being.

I wonder what his account name in this thread is.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Thor-Stryker posted:

Good news is Obsidian's parent company bought out White Wolf and recieved all the assets for Vampire: Bloodlines. If we're lucky, we'll get a sequel by Obsidian to one of the best 2004 western fps/RPGs.

A) Obsidian is not owned by Paradox

B) White Wolf is a loving shitshow of a company and Paradox are better off without them

C) They already announced the first World of Darkness game and it's being made by loving Cyanide

Hakkesshu fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Mar 12, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Torrannor posted:

And the comments under the videos!


Go back to Witcher 3 if you can't handle the fact that your protagonist doesn't need to be a straight white male :argh:

gentlemen lol

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
The spiritual successor to Bloodlines is gonna be Vampyr, which is going to be coming out later this year, hopefully

Don't gently caress this up dontnod

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

cams posted:

i automatically assume that people who have strong opinions about video games and vocalize them constantly are two steps away from ranting about sjws and feminazis and integrity in video game journalism

you are right

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Torrannor posted:

And the comments under the videos!


Go back to Witcher 3 if you can't handle the fact that your protagonist doesn't need to be a straight white male :argh:
That's hilarious, does he think it costs 3x as much to put a black man on your crew or something?

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

cams posted:

i automatically assume that people who have strong opinions about video games and vocalize them constantly are two steps away from ranting about sjws and feminazis and integrity in video game journalism

My strong opinion is that this video game looks fun and I'm excited to learn all the new lore :3:

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

SubponticatePoster posted:

That's hilarious, does he think it costs 3x as much to put a black man on your crew or something?

in my experience of dealing with people who are very interested in telling everyone about the evils of affirmative action and social justice, the person in the comments thinks that black people of any gender shouldn't be in the game period, unless they're bad guys or comedy relief

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Did Bioware start letting female NPCs have long hair in DA:I or is it still short hair for all?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Hedrigall posted:

My strong opinion is that this video game looks fun and I'm excited to learn all the new lore :3:

My 100% non-cynical opinion is that the galaxy exploration map looks rad, and I hope the planet texts are as cool as the previous games.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Hedrigall posted:

My strong opinion is that this video game looks fun and I'm excited to learn all the new lore :3:
same. i loved spending TONS of times in the dragon age inquisition zones, so i am gonna love this. my biggest complaint is that none of the companions seem as cool as garrus, thane, or jack, but i'm sure they'll have charm.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
To be fair, Garrus didn't come into his own until ME2 (besides his great voice), and I didn't think anything of any of the characters I liked until I played the games.

Lycus fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 12, 2017

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

Lycus posted:

To be fair, Garrus didn't come into his own until ME2 (besides his great voice), and I didn't think anything of any of the characters I liked until I played the games.

the only proper way to react to a Bioware character is to decide whether you want to kill them or gently caress them immediately upon seeing your first screenshot

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

homullus posted:

It's so weird that three games in a row featuring the same characters featured . . . the same characters. And in the fourth goddamn game, aliens continue to follow their archetype.

Are you familiar at all with the genre called "space opera"? It sounds as though you are not.

are you for real, my dude

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Milky Moor posted:

are you for real, my dude

That's a difficult question for any poster in this thread

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I want each and every one of this crew of rubber twinks to fail.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Milky Moor posted:

are you for real, my dude

probably about as real as the dude complaining that the ME trilogy had recurring characters.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
I'm gonna be as real as anyone in this thread ever will be:

I wish they would gas this thread with all of us locked inside. Games would be improved significantly.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Would it really?


Would it

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Captain Oblivious posted:

I'm gonna be as real as anyone in this thread ever will be:

I wish they would gas this thread with all of us locked inside. Games would be improved significantly.

This thread is the only thing keeping us from posting elsewhere on the forums

it is an inverse safe space

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


The thread is the citadel, that will bridge in the mod reapers when the stars are right

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


This game is gonna be real bad.

That's why I preordered, and took a week off. I want to really, really be able to post on webpages about how bad this game is.

I'm also mad at anyone who hasn't preordered yet.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Captain Oblivious posted:

I'm gonna be as real as anyone in this thread ever will be:

I wish they would gas this thread with all of us locked inside. Games would be improved significantly.

Finally someone talking some sense. Mass Effect: Andromeda is like its thread: a black hole of depravity and insanity for which we are all partially to blame.

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD

Spacebump posted:

Did Bioware start letting female NPCs have long hair in DA:I or is it still short hair for all?

games never let u have long hair since clipping into your armour & shoulders in cutscenes is considered bad since nerds willl give out about yr poo poo rigging. Witcher 3 let u have long geralt hair and that clipped all the time, more games should b like witcher 3 and let u have long clipping hair

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
see also all women in dhishonored having short brown hair

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



TEENAGE WITCH posted:

games never let u have long hair since clipping into your armour & shoulders in cutscenes is considered bad since nerds willl give out about yr poo poo rigging. Witcher 3 let u have long geralt hair and that clipped all the time, more games should b like witcher 3 and let u have long clipping hair

actually for the most part if your armor has a big collar and geralt has long hair it'll re-rig the hair model to drape forward over his shoulders to minimize clipping

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

TEENAGE WITCH posted:

see also all women in dhishonored having short brown hair

Yeah. Pity the magical hair technology used in Tomb Raider 2013 seems to be lost to the ages.

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TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
the witcher 3 is art

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