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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



that's the guy that got owned by pepper spray friendly fire.

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Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Groovelord Neato posted:

that's the guy that got owned by pepper spray friendly fire.

Imagining the pepperspray as a stand in for healthcare and having a good lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

that's the guy that got owned by pepper spray friendly fire.

best laugh for me was the Trump supporter who pissed himself after being attacked by Antifa manlets.

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

Imagining the pepperspray as a stand in for healthcare and having a good lol

You see the pepperspray helps you forget about your broken arm that you can't afford to go to a doctor to have fixed. The system works!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Just wanna say I had a good lol from the "trump is a bird" post lol

Not too fair to the birds, imho. Graceful and beautiful creatures.

Basically he has all the worst parts of a bird in a fat walrus body and a faggy dog face

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Also requesting that someone with skills does the fag dog face thing but instead of a tiny trump on the stairs just put trumps face on the dog, with the same commentary above. Keep this lol train moving choo choo

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Play posted:

Also requesting that someone with skills does the fag dog face thing but instead of a tiny trump on the stairs just put trumps face on the dog, with the same commentary above. Keep this lol train moving choo choo

That might require everdraed

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

i wonder what doobie thinks about his lost chance at making frog dogs before anyone else in the country

doobies pepe dogs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Well on the bright side make sure you invest in companies that make oxycontin.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

porking a pork bun posted:

Still chuckling heartily about this
Same!

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

GET MY BELT SON posted:

doobies pepe dogs

The :frogout: frog is independent and distinct from the :feelsgood: frog and ill ask you not to conflate them. :colbert:

(I majored in something awful emoticons)

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

TurboDrizzle posted:

The :frogout: frog is independent and distinct from the :feelsgood: frog and ill ask you not to conflate them. :colbert:

(I majored in something awful emoticons)

Noted

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Lime Tonics posted:

At the State Department, the normally pulsating hub of executive offices is hushed and virtually empty. At the Pentagon, military missions in some of the world’s most troubled places are being run by a defense secretary who has none of his top team in place. And at departments like Treasury, Commerce and Health and Human Services, many senior posts remain vacant even as the agencies have been handed enormous tasks like remaking the nation’s health insurance system.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/12/us/politics/trump-administration.html?_r=0

Emptiness is the theme of this presidency. lol


Something that is pretty LOL is that a lot of these are because of poo poo like this where Trump just issued blanket sweeping layoffs of Obama's people throughout every level of the government. So not only is he dragging his feet appointing people, he is also firing all the qualified people who had their jobs (American Jobs) because they are Obama's people... but without having any replacements in mind...

HA HA HA LOLOLOL

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
drain the swamp !!!!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





thathonkey posted:

drain the swamp !!!!!

loving EPA is trying to protect the swamp. :mad:

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

loving EPA is trying to protect the swamp. :mad:

Swamp animals are pretty dumb. There are only like 130 florida panthers in the world or something, and ive almost nailed 2 driving cars. I saw another video on YouTube of one walking in front of a car and falling asleep in the road.

Some animals are too dumb to exist i guess.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

TurboDrizzle posted:

Swamp animals are pretty dumb. There are only like 130 florida panthers in the world or something, and ive almost nailed 2 driving cars. I saw another video on YouTube of one walking in front of a car and falling asleep in the road.

Some animals are too dumb to exist i guess.

And yet here you are

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Egbert Souse posted:

Controversial opinion:

I hope anyone who actually thinks Obama was born in Kenya and has a fake birth certificate dies of rear end cancer.

You'd have to be a moron to think it was a real birth certificate but good thing thinking it actually matters is an even bigger scrub move

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

You'd have to be a moron to think it was a real birth certificate but good thing thinking it actually matters is an even bigger scrub move

Nice knowing you idiot! Have fun with your rear end cancer!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
who the gently caress cares about obama's birth certificate - something i for sure shouldnt have to ask in the year 2017 when the democratically elected sitting president of the united state of america is donald trump

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

thathonkey posted:

who the gently caress cares about obama's birth certificate

Racists, duh

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
there was a pic floating around the internet of barack's birth certificate that made me laugh a lot

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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TurboDrizzle posted:

Swamp animals are pretty dumb. There are only like 130 florida panthers in the world or something, and ive almost nailed 2 driving cars. I saw another video on YouTube of one walking in front of a car and falling asleep in the road.

Some animals are too dumb to exist i guess.

plz link kitty videos :3:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TurboDrizzle posted:

Swamp animals are pretty dumb. There are only like 130 florida panthers in the world or something, and ive almost nailed 2 driving cars. I saw another video on YouTube of one walking in front of a car and falling asleep in the road.

Some animals are too dumb to exist i guess.

If they're driving cars they can't be THAT dumb.

Oh wait, Florida drivers. Nevermind.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Nigga crab pollock claims to believe every dumb conservative conspiracy theory.

Is it ironic or not? Either way it adds up to a lot of bad posting.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Nigga crab pollock claims to believe every dumb conservative conspiracy theory.

Is it ironic or not? Either way it adds up to a lot of bad posting.

that's what i dont get about ironic posting is it fun to maintain the character? seems like work.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

TurboDrizzle posted:

Some animals are too dumb to exist i guess.

Lil Peeler posted:

And yet here you are


:drat:

Jesse Ventura
Jan 14, 2007

This drink is like somebody's memory of a grapefruit, and the memory is fading.

fyodor posted:

that's what i dont get about ironic posting is it fun to maintain the character? seems like work.

We are what we pretend to be

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/841121006248968193

Get ready for some fun tomorrow!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

oh boy oh boy oh boy

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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ALL POWER ME BIG DONALD WHEE

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

You gotta post the lol follow up to that.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am gonna need a comprehensive plan for reorganizing my lols soon enough cause these shits are relentless

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
With my last breath, I lol at thee

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
That certainly does sounds... dramatic.

Is there a place where plebs can read the president's schedule or is that some kind of scoop

Either way, it's bound to be totally crazy and stupid. Something we can all look forward to lol

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
This is gonna be good, you just know it.

TMonsta
May 10, 2011



My bet is that they will get rid of the State department.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Tomorrow we become a dictatorship

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

TMonsta posted:

My bet is that they will get rid of the State department.

That's pretty much already done lol

https://twitter.com/MicahZenko/status/839943241550168065

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

why isn't there a new presidential dog yet? are Dems obstructing??

knock it off Dems *throws tennis ball*

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