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Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

My ideal afterlife is also an elementary school cafeteria

Just fish sticks and Jello cubes and wacky cake as far as the eye can see

Fish sticks are why I think I hate fish; I was three and got food poisoning and I think it scarred me for life. But I would eat jello all day if I could. I love my fruity hoof broth soooooooooo much.

Is wacky cake like funfetti?

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:06

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# ? May 10, 2024 17:22

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

chitoryu12 posted:

http://www.artofwar2.com/

This is some batshit crazy word salad.

Yo this is a pro click right here lmao

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

quote:

Principle 7 of 88: Always be unpredictable:

CHAPTER 6.

PRINCIPLE 6.

You did not expect that did you?

You did not expect principle 7 would start with principle 6 in this book on the art of warfare, which guarantees victory for those who study it diligently enough such as myself. That is why you have lost again my enemy.

Now, some will say �Hey! I predicted that.� BUT. You did not realize that this is actually�

PRINCIPLE 8.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:13

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

http://www.artofwar2.com/

This is some batshit crazy word salad.

Holy lol

quote:

Now do you understand Principle 8?

The answer is located in the section for Principle 7.

Always be unpredictable.

The end.

Or is it?

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:16

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Is wacky cake like funfetti?

It's just chocolate cake; when I was a kid, I thought they were calling it "wacky cake" to try and make this cube of plain old chocolate cake more "fun," somehow, but no � wacky cake is an actual thing. It's made without eggs, butter, or milk!

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:17

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Principle 7 of 88: Always be unpredictable:

at the fact that there just happen to be 88 Principles, much like the Aryan Nation has the 88 Precepts. Dollars to donuts, this guy is either a closet racist, or has been found out already.

Edit: Holy loving christ :laffo:

lol, this loving book posted:

So the example, as I was saying before, is that you should read this next example-

gently caress me, I can't stop laughing.

lol, this loving book posted:

So now you�ve discovered a new secret contained within this book. What is that secret? I am not going to tell you. Why would I tell you? Did you forget? We are enemies.

I'm buying this loving book. Can I buy it? gently caress, I want this. This is "The Room" in book form.

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 14:27 on Mar 13, 2017

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Zipperelli. posted:

I'm buying this loving book. Can I buy it? gently caress, I want this. This is "The Room" in book form.

I didn't actually read all of it but isn't it just a toned-down http://www.realultimatepower.net/?

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:30

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Zipperelli. posted:

at the fact that there just happen to be 88 Principles, much like the Aryan Nation has the 88 Precepts. Dollars to donuts, this guy is either a closet racist, or has been found out already.

He is Vietnamese, so it's probably a coincidence. He's posted his linkedin on reddit. Not going to post the link here, but it's almost as funny as his book.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:32

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's just chocolate cake; when I was a kid, I thought they were calling it "wacky cake" to try and make this cube of plain old chocolate cake more "fun," somehow, but no � wacky cake is an actual thing. It's made without eggs, butter, or milk!

So...lovely cake?

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:33

Comrade Koba: Jul 2, 2007

Ularg posted:

4

I HAVE GAINED...AT LEAST 45 POUNDS!

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:35

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Jerry Cotton posted:

I didn't actually read all of it but isn't it just a toned-down http://www.realultimatepower.net/?

I mean, yes and no.

Chapter 1 reads like literal nonsense, and for the 20 minutes I spent reading, I can't honestly recall one single thing I read. It was incredible.

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 14:43 on Mar 13, 2017

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:37

HukHukHuk: Jun 27, 2011; I am the sound of cats and hairballs.

Paladinus posted:

He is Vietnamese, so it's probably a coincidence. He's posted his linkedin on reddit. Not going to post the link here, but it's almost as funny as his book.

Yeah, 8 is a lucky number in Asian cultures but still this poo poo is hilarious lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:38

Lemon: May 22, 2003

I haven't read more than the quotes posted here, but whilst it's not hilarious, it's too funny to be real, right?

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:46

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

So...lovely cake?

I remember it being OK.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:57

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Zipperelli. posted:

at the fact that there just happen to be 88 Principles, much like the Aryan Nation has the 88 Precepts. Dollars to donuts, this guy is either a closet racist, or has been found out already.

Edit: Holy loving christ

gently caress me, I can't stop laughing.

I'm buying this loving book. Can I buy it? gently caress, I want this. This is "The Room" in book form.

Is this the new dozer fleet?

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Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

"Oh... noooo."

# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:42

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Ularg posted:

"Oh... noooo."

I'm the guy on the right also sneaking a cell phone picture.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:55

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:10

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Zipperelli. posted:

for the 20 minutes I spent reading, I can't honestly recall one single thing I read.

This was the whole point, fool! Remember, you (the reader) are his enemy! By preventing you from understanding, he has defeated you!

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:11

tight aspirations: Jul 13, 2009

Ularg posted:

"Oh... noooo."

Ignoring your date to play on a 3ds is just rude. He doesn't deserve her.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:16

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

tight aspirations posted:

Ignoring your date to play on a 3ds is just rude. He doesn't deserve her.

Yeah, she could do better.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:17

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

tight aspirations posted:

Ignoring your date to play on a 3ds is just rude. He doesn't deserve her.

like she's a great conversationalist

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:18

Geocities Homepage King: Nov 26, 2007; I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I used to work with a guy who was super socially awkward and had no idea how to communicate with people effectively. I was told that another coworker set him up on a date and he showed up to that date with his parents along.

I don't think he was a Mormon but he was a real weird dude.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:50

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:54

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

If you're humankin, does that mean that your outer form is something other than a human? Like, I'm catkin, but my cat is humankin?

And why is "neuroatypical" such a buzzword with these people? "Oh, look at me, I have possibly untreated mental illness! Aren't I quirky and fun!"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:06

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Thanks, feminism.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:08

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Once again feminism ruins everything.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Paladinus posted:

Thanks, feminism.

I find that incredibly surprising to be honest.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:18

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

whiteyfats posted:

good loving lord how are people still falling for these fake blogs

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:36

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Tetracube posted:

good loving lord how are people still falling for these fake blogs

Very carelessly.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:38

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

whiteyfats posted:

I mean, this is probably a step up, at least for the safety of people in the neighborhood.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Pick posted:

I mean, this is probably a step up, at least for the safety of people in the neighborhood.

Not for the children.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:51

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

Not for the children.

He wants to gently caress horses now. Again, a step up.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:59

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Pick posted:

He wants to gently caress horses now. Again, a step up.

Not for the horses.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:14

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

grittyreboot posted:

Not for the horses.

No he needs to step up to be able to gently caress the horses.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:16

somekindofguy: Mar 9, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

Very carelessly.

I can only hope they're fake or teenagers. Granted, the number of TumblrInAction boxes that description checks off is high, but there are enough actual weird people out there that it gets hard to separate at times. Makes me wonder how many troll MRA/anti-fem blogs exist as well. There's enough genuine ones as it is.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:14

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

grittyreboot posted:

Not for the horses.

I think we all know how that can play out. So again, a step up.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:29

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Munchables posted:

HOLY poo poo IT'S loving SKIPPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw

That was really sweet and romantic and besides loving his mother a bit too much what is exactly supposed to be wrong with him?

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

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sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

whiteyfats posted:

One of these things is so, so much worse than the others. Like I had a moment of "whoa, that's enough internet for me today"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 21:13

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