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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




hifi posted:

an older guy that knows what to do is probably a good idea at safety with the raw guys they have at CB excepting peterson. i don't really want bethea/branch to be the starting safety tandem though so we'll see

Normally I'd hate to see a guy as good as Bethea go to another team in the division, but since he'll be retired before we're competitive again I say let him help Palmer/Fitz get their rings.

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

do 49ers posters still exist and how do they feel about their team giving 20m to the worst fullback in the league

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Ghost Dog posted:

do 49ers posters still exist and how do they feel about their team giving 20m to the worst fullback in the league

Yes. Quite cheerful, actually.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ghost Dog posted:

do 49ers posters still exist and how do they feel about their team giving 20m to the worst fullback in the league

Good news! He's a top 10 player at his position!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Bad News! There are only 8 fullbacks in the NFL.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chichevache posted:

Good news! He's a top 10 player at his position!

Bad News! There are only 8 fullbacks in the NFL.

He'd be a starter on Seattle's O-line, so it's definitely not all bad.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Hey now

That fullback costs *way* more than our O line does

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

he cannot block and provides nothing special as a receiver

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Ghost Dog posted:

he cannot block and provides nothing special as a receiver

As I said: starter on the Seattle O-line. And, being 100% honest, probably also the Niners'.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Apparently the 49ers weren't even the dumbest with regards to offering Constant Consonant a contract

http://www.49erswebzone.com/articles/104462-kyle-juszczyk-turned-down-more-money-play-shanahan/

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

his True Nickname is juicy j and idk whats funnier. his agent blackmailing the 49ers with that obvious lie or if its true and 2 teams decided to have a bidding war on a bottom tier fa at a position no one uses anymore

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Rams are moving Greg Robinson to right tackle this year, I guess all your left defensive ends get to pad their sack totals this year :shrug:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Ghost Dog posted:

his True Nickname is juicy j and idk whats funnier. his agent blackmailing the 49ers with that obvious lie or if its true and 2 teams decided to have a bidding war on a bottom tier fa at a position no one uses anymore

Please give us a 1,400 word comparison of the humor of each situation so we can decide for ourselves.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Coldforge posted:

Please give us a 1,400 word comparison of the humor of each situation so we can decide for ourselves.

get this: the 49ers lmao

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ghost Dog posted:

get this: the 49ers lmao

I don't think signing your fullback is what makes the 49ers lmao thing work.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Ghost Dog posted:

get this: the 49ers lmao

:effort:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Luke Joeckel sucks but he's probably still an upgrade over Fant at LT.

Also the Seahawks are interested in Jared Cook for some loving reason.

Benne fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Mar 14, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ghost Dog posted:

do 49ers posters still exist and how do they feel about their team giving 20m to the worst fullback in the league

I don't feel anything anymore.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Benne posted:

Luke Joeckel sucks but he's probably still an upgrade over Fant at LT.

Also the Seahawks are interested in Jared Cook for some loving reason.

I still want to see them develop Fant.

NFC WincEST.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Benne posted:

Luke Joeckel sucks but he's probably still an upgrade over Fant at LT.

Also the Seahawks are interested in Jared Cook for some loving reason.

General attitude I'm getting is that he's not fast enough for LT, but that he should be able to nail down RT better than Gary Gilliam. Which, hey, I'm pretty sure my 20 pound dog could do that, but still.

Either that or Joeckel slots in at LG next to Fant, Glow moves to RG, and Ifedi gets split out to RT. Think we don't have a realistic replacement for Fant at LT right now, which, hey, this is gonna go great.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Was Jared Cook ever good? I don't know why the Seahawks are courting him if Jimmy Garahm is much better.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benny the Snake posted:

Was Jared Cook ever good?

no

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Dammit

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Jared Cook shows up for like 4 games a year

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Jared Cook is the eternal "if he could just stay consistent ..." tease.

That playoff catch will ensure he has a job for life.

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!
I assume Cook is just being brought in to show Willson that his replacement would be easy enough to find. I don't think Luke has had any publicized visits yet, has he?

Joeckel probably got too much, but if he turns into a sort of OK RT, it'll be worth it.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Jared Cook owned when healthy for the Packers. But he can't block for poo poo so lol

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jared Cook dropped like 12 passes in the time it took you to type that out

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Jared Cook owned when healthy for the Packers. But he can't block for poo poo so lol

What? A person was a good receiver with Aaron Rodgers? Cray...

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Schwack posted:

I assume Cook is just being brought in to show Willson that his replacement would be easy enough to find. I don't think Luke has had any publicized visits yet, has he?

Also Jimmy is due $10 million and will be a FA next year, so this could be a leverage play to convince him to sign a team-friendly extension.

MalleusDei
Mar 21, 2007

WELP http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18906425/seattle-seahawks-sign-free-agent-rb-eddie-lacy

quote:

Running back Eddie Lacy has agreed to a one-year deal with the Seattle Seahawks, his agents said Tuesday.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Hot Diggity! posted:

Jared Cook owned when healthy for the Packers. But he can't block for poo poo so lol

Just what the Seahawks need! Less blocking.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/841685732901167105

Goddamnit, John Schneider, you can't always spin straw into gold! :argh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:geno:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
SEATTLE AREA BURGER JOINTS PREPARE FOR ONCOMING ONSLAUGHT

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
To keep Eddie Lacy fit, they should tie a baggie of weed on the far side of a treadmill.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I love Fat Eddie and I'm glad he's on my favorite team now

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Benne posted:

I love Fat Eddie and I'm glad he's on my favorite team now

I disagree.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Bad Moon posted:

SEATTLE AREA BURGER JOINTS PREPARE FOR ONCOMING ONSLAUGHT

Only Dick's has the assembly line capacity.

Please for the love of God do not let him live in Golden Tate's old apartment above that Top Pot.

https://twitter.com/BobMcGinn/status/841694727330246660

Whoaboy

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Benne posted:

I love Fat Eddie and I'm glad he's on my favorite team now

I still think he's a fat PoS who won't make it to the LoS most plays.

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