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The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


I'm the segregated blacks

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


The Wiggly Wizard posted:

I'm the segregated blacks

hahaha oh my god the whole thing was segregated:

John Podesta posted:

Latinish Men

Women

White Men

Black Men

Military Men

Rich Men

Bernie Sanders

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I love how only sanders was baller enough to end up in his own category.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Name: Bill Gates
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: CEO

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lmaooooooooooooooooo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
the checkbox campaign strat.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

But enough about the list of people who :airquote:like pizza:airquote:

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Helsing posted:

Name: Bill Gates
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: CEO

CEO-Americans would have finally had a voice

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Grondoth posted:

I love how only sanders was baller enough to end up in his own category.

They probably considered the final category to be "Joke Option"

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Bernie VP would have won

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

GlyphGryph posted:

They probably considered the final category to be "Joke Option"

But Bloomberg was mixed in with other people?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Modest Mao posted:

Bernie VP would have won

That ticket probably would have won, but I don't think that ticket was ever possible in any universe. There was probably insurmountable mutual loathing between the two aggravated by how dirty the campaign had gotten, much like Hillary and Obama. Or Hillary and America.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Grondoth posted:

But Bloomberg was mixed in with other people?

that's what's so horrifying about it!!!

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

I think Bernie probably would have accepted just because he'd take defeating Trump that seriously.

He would have never, ever been asked.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Not a Step posted:

That ticket probably would have won, but I don't think that ticket was ever possible in any universe. There was probably insurmountable mutual loathing between the two aggravated by how dirty the campaign had gotten, much like Hillary and Obama. Or Hillary and America.

My favorite thing about how this all turned out is the Enough_Sanders_Spam types bitch about how Bernie cost Hillary this election by giving Trump talking points against her when he wouldn't even go after her 'drat emails', as if Bernie should just roll over for Hilldawg's coronation.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Not a Step posted:

That ticket probably would have won, but I don't think that ticket was ever possible in any universe. There was probably insurmountable mutual loathing between the two aggravated by how dirty the campaign had gotten, much like Hillary and Obama. Or Hillary and America.

Or Hillary and loving anything and everything

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Mister Fister posted:

as if [insert anything here] should just roll over for Hilldawg's coronation.

oh hey we found the campaign message

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Mister Fister posted:

My favorite thing about how this all turned out is the Enough_Sanders_Spam types bitch about how Bernie cost Hillary this election by giving Trump talking points against her when he wouldn't even go after her 'drat emails', as if Bernie should just roll over for Hilldawg's coronation.

People legitimately thought the entire primary process should be as short as possible to avoid tarnishing Hillary further. Apparently 'can't stand up to scrutiny' was a character flaw everyone else was responsible for dealing with.

Hillary would be perfect for America, if only America could stop pointing out how insanely bad she was for just one second. Does that mean maybe she shouldn't run? How misogynist of you.

(also lol at everyone saying any criticism of Hillary was rooted in misogyny and personal dislike when she ran one of the most personal attack oriented campaigns in modern history)

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Has this essay been posted before?

https://samkriss.com/2016/11/09/how-you-lost-the-world/

It's a bit heavy-handed, but delicious.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie Sanders being the last name on that list is the best. So loving great.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Not a Step posted:

People legitimately thought the entire primary process should be as short as possible to avoid tarnishing Hillary further. Apparently 'can't stand up to scrutiny' was a character flaw everyone else was responsible for dealing with.

Hillary would be perfect for America, if only America could stop pointing out how insanely bad she was for just one second. Does that mean maybe she shouldn't run? How misogynist of you.

(also lol at everyone saying any criticism of Hillary was rooted in misogyny and personal dislike when she ran one of the most personal attack oriented campaigns in modern history)

She had no real message and the hordes of hill folk accusing any sort of criticism of her various moral failings & dishonest behavior as sexism.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Frijolero posted:

Has this essay been posted before?

https://samkriss.com/2016/11/09/how-you-lost-the-world/

It's a bit heavy-handed, but delicious.

Holy moly

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Remember how the :ironicat: how the Hillarymen team manipulated the media to make sure Trump would win the primary?

I think she would have easily a beaten a Jeb! or Liddle Marco Rubio due to not having the blue state conversion problem.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
so this is the thread where you all went

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
go back to the Dem thread, this cannot be allowed to metastasize

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


There's still a democrat thread??

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

The Kingfish posted:

There's still a democrat thread??

It was accurately renamed

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

That thread is just for you to spam in tho

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
but this is c-spam

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

logikv9 posted:

but this is c-spam

yet you appear to object to people spamming up this thread

very suspicious imo

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
imagine I added a 🤔in that because I can do that now when I'm phone posting

Phone posting owns

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

The Kingfish posted:

There's still a democrat thread??

There's still a democratic party??

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

LGD posted:

yet you appear to object to people spamming up this thread

very suspicious imo

i like my spam categorized at the bare minimum

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

logikv9 posted:

go back to the Dem thread, this cannot be allowed to metastasize

Nite crew hasnt stepped up to the plate, so its going to be this instead.

also lol if you're not still angry over Hillary Clinton being so uniquely bad she managed to lose to Donald J Trump. Also I can't even begin to parse my horror over Trump, so this is what I've got.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I thought that was the buttigeig forced meme cringe zone

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

The Kingfish posted:

I thought that was the buttigeig forced meme cringe zone

Still waiting for his 2020 presidential run

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Not a Step posted:

Nite crew hasnt stepped up to the plate, so its going to be this instead.

also lol if you're not still angry over Hillary Clinton being so uniquely bad she managed to lose to Donald J Trump. Also I can't even begin to parse my horror over Trump, so this is what I've got.

You can Gene Hackman fan can get a room, he posts over there unless he is here now

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

go back to the Dem thread, this cannot be allowed to metastasize

Much like malignant cancer, Hillary Clinton is bad. Bad for democracy, bad for America.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

logikv9 posted:

Still waiting for his 2020 presidential run

please stop trolling the hillary clinton mock thread esp. with your butt posts. we were enjoying ourselves and werent hurtin no one

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Much like malignant cancer, Hillary Clinton is bad. Bad for democracy, bad for America.

And yet Hillary Clinton is herself dying from malignant cancer. Two bad things struggle against each other, creating a positive change for our world-- dialectic into synthesis.

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