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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Panzeh posted:

I liked everything about witcher 3 but the gameplay and the trend where the game kinda got over geralt's head and eventually he just wasn't very useful to the plot. It was just, was he a good dad to ciri or not. It's weird playing someone less relevant to the plot like that. I don't know if it's a good kind of weird. But overall I got really tired of the combat and finished the game on youtube. The writing is great though and significantly better than the first two, where they really had to hammer in the factions and that the witcher really is just a neutral dude and he's cool and badass for it.

I will say the fact that you see tons and tons of tits but never a penis in sight tells you a lot about Polish sexual mores.

Probably more about American sexual mores considering that's the main market. It's not that you can't see a penis it's that you don't see any genitals at all but there's plenty of bare chested men.

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Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Phi230 posted:

So check this out this take


I can't wait for the MEA sex scenes because I wanna know what it looks like for two people with lifeless dead eyes and botox face to bang

Go to any party in LA

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Phi230 posted:

So check this out this take


I can't wait for the MEA sex scenes because I wanna know what it looks like for two people with lifeless dead eyes and botox face to bang
                  /


:golfclap:

Looking forward to using my tech powers to control robots and burn poo poo. :hellyeah:

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
the opening scene in witcher three has the camera really awkwardly cut so you dont see geralts muscled rear end, but then leers endlessly at yen in her designer underwear. i love witcher 2 and 3, but they're definitely in the fuccboi lad category of works of art

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phi230 posted:

So check this out this take


I can't wait for the MEA sex scenes because I wanna know what it looks like for two people with lifeless dead eyes and botox face to bang

watch porn

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

TEENAGE WITCH posted:

the opening scene in witcher three has the camera really awkwardly cut so you dont see geralts muscled rear end, but then leers endlessly at yen in her designer underwear. i love witcher 2 and 3, but they're definitely in the fuccboi lad category of works of art

the fuccboi lad category of works of art

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free


TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD

Milky Moor posted:

the fuccboi lad category of works of art

see also oasis vs blur

TEENAGE WITCH fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Mar 14, 2017

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

SgtSteel91 posted:

Is it normal to be so invested in the game that you send and cupcakes with red, blue, and green frosting to their offices?

That seems like a good-natured tongue in cheek gift to a developer, not sure why you'd be upset with fans delivering cupcakes.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

Turbl posted:

I will never play TW3

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Rat Flavoured Rats posted:

One thing I've not seen a clear answer on, will we be able to carry on our saves from the 10 hour trial into the full game?

https://www.masseffect.com/news/mass-effect-andromeda-play-first-trial

quote:

Even better, when the full game is released, all of your single player and multiplayer progress carries over!

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

mastajake
Oct 3, 2005

My blade is unBENDING!


I really hope they improved on that.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Well, it'll probably actually run at full speed in the game.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

This thread is real strange y'all's

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Norns posted:

This thread is real strange y'all's

I'd say you don't say, but you have, for gamers everywhere, again and again.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


FronzelNeekburm posted:

https://www.masseffect.com/news/mass-effect-andromeda-play-first-trial

Even better, when the full game is released, all of your single player and multiplayer progress carries over!

Would be kind of messed up if it didn't!

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

if i can genocide these things completely, goty 2017 is here

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


They look like a navi hosed a gummi shark

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Luceid posted:

if i can genocide these things completely, goty 2017 is here

For real. Cheap knockoff twi'leks.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004



Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



You're looking at it wrong, he's actually deflecting her punch by spitting really hard

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ainsley McTree posted:

You're looking at it wrong, he's actually deflecting her punch by spitting really hard

Actually is because PAX asked for make pretend violence because of the childrens watching at home, just like wrestling.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I hope they don't fix any of these lovely animations, and there are hundreds more.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



I hope that after 10 hours the game reveals it's true form as an atari 2600 game

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Norns posted:

This thread is real strange y'all's

We are the fanbase that Bioware brought upon itself


Ainsley McTree posted:

They look like a navi hosed a gummi shark

How did you find my FanFiction.net page?

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
eventlly all those funny gifs will becom one long funny gif when the game releases and u play the game

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Eastbound Spider posted:

I hope that after 10 hours the game reveals it's true form as an atari 2600 game

i've seen 2600 games with more fluid animations

Cheston
Jul 17, 2012

(he's got a good thing going)

Hedrigall posted:

We are the fanbase that Bioware brought upon itself

On a scale from 1 to 6, what kind of a gay vibe is everyone getting from Liam? I can work with anything above a 3 but I'm worried he'll be a 2 at best.

For once I wanna make out with a human squadmate, Bioware, let this happen

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It would be worth the same amount of money if you bought it after it had been released and confirmed to be good/bad/broken but now you've just gambled with that money for no good reason. I don't understand you or people like you. Even if the money is nothing to you it's still, just, why?

It hurts my brain trying to understand why people do this.

poor impulse control

It's kinda like that experiment where kids were left alone with a donut for five minutes, and told if they do not eat it they will get two donuts! Most could not last the 5 minutes

I guess it's more like... you have been told someone is making you a donut, but it might be an awful tasting donut, you can either give them the money before you even see it, or wait until they bring it out from the kitchen and pay for it after inspecting it

Also you can gently caress the donut

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Cheston posted:

On a scale from 1 to 6, what kind of a gay vibe is everyone getting from Liam? I can work with anything above a 3 but I'm worried he'll be a 2 at best.

For once I wanna make out with a human squadmate, Bioware, let this happen

A reviewer spoiled that he's straight. But there is still hope for Gil the engineer.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Ainsley McTree posted:

You're looking at it wrong, he's actually deflecting her punch by spitting really hard

Cheston
Jul 17, 2012

(he's got a good thing going)

marshmallow creep posted:

A reviewer spoiled that he's straight. But there is still hope for Gil the engineer.

BOOOOO, squadmate purity :colbert:

As in real life, boyfriend value diminishes drastically when they cannot shoot space guns with me.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Cheston posted:

On a scale from 1 to 6, what kind of a gay vibe is everyone getting from Liam? I can work with anything above a 3 but I'm worried he'll be a 2 at best.

For once I wanna make out with a human squadmate, Bioware, let this happen

Liam must be a Vanguard because blah blah chargin' dat rear end blah blah no homo cuz I play as Sarah.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
Mass Effect Adromeda will be art.

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


lovely, lovely animations are just a Star Trek callback.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor




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Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
Then who is Rohan?

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