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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

areyoucontagious posted:

One of these things is so, so much worse than the others. Like I had a moment of "whoa, that's enough internet for me today"

Yeah uggh white bread.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

dude has to hold the toast by the corner because his fat cheeks stick out past his mouth

and that's not even toast, it's just a piece of bread

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Why is a piece of toast in your mouth "anime"?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scratch Monkey posted:

Why is a piece of toast in your mouth "anime"?

It used to be a thing in anime where a girl would be late to class so she'd have to run to school with a piece of toast in her mouth instead of eating breakfast at home. It got so common that it became a cliche and now mostly is used as a joke or parody.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MageMage posted:

That was really sweet and romantic and besides loving his mother a bit too much what is exactly supposed to be wrong with him?

Didn't know Skippy had an account

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

chitoryu12 posted:

http://www.artofwar2.com/

This is some batshit crazy word salad.

I got to

quote:

Now stop. Forget everything you just read.

and then I did.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

areyoucontagious posted:

One of these things is so, so much worse than the others. Like I had a moment of "whoa, that's enough internet for me today"

I was going to go with red boxers ponyfucker, but i'll take Orgasmic Melodies for 500 please.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I got to


and then I did.

He has succeeded! You (the enemy) have been defeated by his Art of War 2!

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

chitoryu12 posted:

He has succeeded! You (the enemy) have been defeated by his Art of War 2!

drat. Ah well

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Guy Goodbody posted:

dude has to hold the toast by the corner because his fat cheeks stick out past his mouth

and that's not even toast, it's just a piece of bread

And like, there's no way that dude's breakfast is a single slice of bread. The rest of the loaf must be hiding out of frame somewhere.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

This is a level beyond "Art of War". I guess you can call it "Art of War 2".

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Art of War 2, which is actually Art of war 4, there is no Art of War 3.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ularg posted:

Art of War 2, which is actually Art of war 4, there is no Art of War 3.

I see Ularg is using Principal 8.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The guy is basically that alien karate master in the Futurama episode where bender becomes a robot fighter.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Guy Goodbody posted:

It used to be a thing in anime where a girl would be late to class so she'd have to run to school with a piece of toast in her mouth instead of eating breakfast at home. It got so common that it became a cliche and now mostly is used as a joke or parody.



Needs a "Brazzers" logo.


I already posted this in the AFP thread, but I think it goes here.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Red Hood
Feb 22, 2007

It's too late. You had your chance. And I'm just getting started.
Guess the ages!



[24F and 35M]

Fake Edit: sorry for huge.

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

Red Hood posted:


Fake Edit: sorry for huge.

I've seen fatter

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Before the .jpg in the link you can add a character, s, m, l, or h for Imgur to serve you a different sized image. h is a pretty good size I find.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Needs a "Brazzers" logo.


I already posted this in the AFP thread, but I think it goes here.



Saw it when it first came out. I got super drunk that night and dont actually remember anything from it other than some vaguely famous person at the end asking to get his penis enlarged. What a terrible cameo.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



DIGITALLY REMASTERED COLLECTORS EDITION

(with the RARELY SEEN SEQUAL)

I speak for archivists everywhere when I doff my cap to John Wayne Bobbitt and Paradise Visuals for providing us with the entire document, without gimmicks

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Needs a "Brazzers" logo.


I already posted this in the AFP thread, but I think it goes here.



Bobbitt is actually a colossal piece of poo poo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Bobbitt is actually a colossal piece of poo poo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

I mean... wouldn't you kind of have to be for your wife to cut your dick off?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I just always assumed she cut his dick off because he was a great dude.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I just always assumed she cut his dick off because he was a great dude.

He's in a tuxedo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The statement she gave upon her arrest seems reason enough, imo.

quote:

He always have orgasm, and he doesn't wait for me ever to have orgasm.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Guy Goodbody posted:

The statement she gave upon her arrest seems reason enough, imo.

Sever

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:lol:

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Goddamn

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Red Hood posted:

Guess the ages!



[24F and 35M]

Fake Edit: sorry for huge.

Blob Roy.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Red Hood posted:

Guess the ages!




On the left, the early 1960s' approximation of the Renaissance; on the right, Prince Albert as high as a kite from huffing the complete works of Sir Walter Scott, circa 1847.

What do I win?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Red Hood posted:

Guess the ages!



[24F and 35M]

Fake Edit: sorry for huge.

Good for them, I hope. She looks a bit disconcerned.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Oh my god.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Jerry Cotton posted:

No he needs to step up to be able to gently caress the horses.

Don't make me laugh, Mr. Cotton.

BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013

Ularg posted:

"Oh... noooo."



Hey cut him some slack. He probably has major PTSD from his days as an Ikari Warrior and this is how he copes.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I find that incredibly surprising to be honest.

Yeah so did Hillary

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Ularg posted:

"Oh... noooo."



Why is it always 14 year olds? Like, you couldn't pick like, Belldandy or the Major or something?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

:thurman:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

KiteAuraan posted:

Why is it always 14 year olds? Like, you couldn't pick like, Belldandy or the Major or something?

Anime is for paedophiles.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Anime is for 14 year olds

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walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

A match made in heaven.

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