Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
zuck is probably a liberal libertarian if that makes sense

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

What professional wrestlers would be worst than trump at president?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQtUftGqoyg

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
LOL as if people want healthcare NOPE people lust for the sweet embrace of the grave not this being alive malarkey

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
zuckerberg spent millions lobbying for the keystone xl pipeline

so i guess he's on the fast track for the dem nomination

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

lol trump is a good guy in y our religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn_dHspHd8M

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Trump will deliver full employment and healthcare for all, when the entire population is drafted to fight our numerous foreverwars

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Baloogan posted:

lol crooked is/was satan's avatar on earth; and the dems chose satan's avatar and lost like evil always does

"TRUE evil is an awkward milquetoast technocratic career politician", I mutter to myself over and over as the new administration introduces a "kill the poor" bill

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

The Hulkmiester would probably be real bad but still better.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

zuck is probably a liberal libertarian if that makes sense

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/463132110006784000?lang=en

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Donkwich posted:

zuckerberg spent millions lobbying for the keystone xl pipeline

so i guess he's on the fast track for the dem nomination

why can't he lobby for cool poo poo like a nuclear missile silo in every home

what the gently caress zuck

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Foley/undertaker 2020 imo

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Addamere posted:

in japan they paint anime girls around and on the urinals

how does this factor into your election math

I like to keep my politics separate from my sex life.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
like 95% of what people know about zuckerberg comes from a popular, successful movie that depicts him as kind of a psycho

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 204 days!

the black husserl posted:

there is a university department working on a project to archive every word Zucklord utters because by some measures his the most powerful human being to have ever lived

i kind of hope this is well publicized because a weird reptilian part of my brain automatically appends "and i will be the man who kills him" to this

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Lord of Pie posted:

Trump will deliver full employment and healthcare for all, when the entire population is drafted to fight our numerous foreverwars

that book was hosed up and awesome.

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
Hey Milgoons, what does it take to get a garunteed position in a nuclear missile silo with access to the launch panel?
asking for a friend.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

triple sulk posted:

zuck pros:
- literally nothing

Zuck's pro is that his army of microtargetted FB messenger-addicted tweens will break you out of the Trumpist prison camp and conscript you into the rebel zuck alliance

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

:eyepop:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

poverty wouldnt be a thing no more if we jus took it outta the dictionary!!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Krazyface posted:

like 95% of what people know about zuckerberg comes from a popular, successful movie that depicts him as kind of a psycho

yeah and that was the soft sell

dude probably bought the nsa already,.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Krazyface posted:

like 95% of what people know about zuckerberg comes from a popular, successful movie that depicts him as kind of a psycho

hmm maybe that's because he's a real piece of poo poo irl

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

if we think trump never gets comeuppance stephanie mcmahon would be even worse

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

zuck is probably a liberal libertarian if that makes sense

the mythical liberaltarian

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CodeJanitor posted:

Hey Milgoons, what does it take to get a garunteed position in a nuclear missile silo with access to the launch panel?
asking for a friend.

70+ asvab for the job, spotless record for the clearance

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

CodeJanitor posted:

Hey Milgoons, what does it take to get a garunteed position in a nuclear missile silo with access to the launch panel?
asking for a friend.

be undyingly loyal to your command cadre and be super duper willing to push the nuke button but only when it is ordered.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

change my name posted:

hey remember how all this poo poo came out that Trump's been planning to run for president for maybe decades now?

what if The Social Network was an attempt at softening Zuck's image + putting him in the public consciousness for his future run

what if the social network was made to hypernormalize zuck's stealing from rich white ivy leaguers

call alex jones

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Lord of Pie posted:

Trump will deliver full employment and healthcare for all, when the entire population is drafted to fight our numerous foreverwars

Look if Americans didn't want to fight an endless Blood Space War maybe they should have voted, Liberal :grin:

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Baloogan posted:

2 crew members? prob not

AT-AT definitely do tho

probably looks like



id bet the imperials give less of a drat about ux than russkies

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Bip Roberts posted:

hmm maybe that's because he's a real piece of poo poo irl

i wasn't challenging it, just pointing out how poo poo his cchances are

"People" doesn't include trump thread posters.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 204 days!

the black husserl posted:

Zuck's pro is that his army of microtargetted FB messenger-addicted tweens will break you out of the Trumpist prison camp and conscript you into the rebel zuck alliance

nah but they will play a game which donates 8 grains of rice per page view to help feed you in the gulag

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.

Addamere posted:

70+ asvab for the job, spotless record for the clearance

Well, I now have a pre-emptive solution to the 2020 election

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
So how'd that eo go

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Mark Zuckerberg would be 100% okay with hollowing out every other living human's skull and replacing the insides with a raspberry pi and pig fat

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

The Human Crouton posted:

Zuckerberg has the charisma of a urinal. He's not going to be president.

Donald J Trump literally is a urinal, and he is President

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.

Admiral Ray posted:

be undyingly loyal to your command cadre and be super duper willing to push the nuke button but only when it is ordered.

I can definetly do one of those things

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
the trump campaign's zuck oppo has already been commissioned

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

the black husserl posted:

Mark Zuckerberg would be 100% okay with hollowing out every other living human's skull and replacing the insides with a raspberry pi and pig fat

this is what liberals want

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 204 days!

Office Pig posted:

the mythical liberaltarian

they are known as classical liberals

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

the black husserl posted:

Mark Zuckerberg would be 100% okay with hollowing out every other living human's skull and replacing the insides with a raspberry pi and pig fat

i dont know that sounds kind of good

  • Locked thread