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Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Root Bear posted:

I'm gonna stow away underwater and go where the quote thread goes!



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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Class3KillStorm posted:

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A goon's life is at stake... We need action!



Take that, ya lousy dimension!



Take that, you lousy....season

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

I'm gonna stow away underwater and go where the quote thread goes!

[spioler]We both know this quote thread has no future![sopiler]

:doh:

Ahem.... prove me wrong, goons, prove me wrong!

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

CatchrNdRy posted:



Take that, you lousy....season

You are fully bonded and licensed by the state, right Mr. CatchrNdRy? :smug:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

[spioler]We both know this quote thread has no future![sopiler]

:doh:

Ahem.... prove me wrong, goons, prove me wrong!

I am a good quot....guy..... :ninja:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

FanofPortals posted:

You are fully bonded and licensed by the state, right Mr. CatchrNdRy? :smug:

Since you're trying to make a getaway in park, I'm guessing you don't have a license. Better head down to the D.M.V.

These two broads will help you out.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015


CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

FanofPortals posted:

You are fully bonded and licensed by the state, right Mr. CatchrNdRy? :smug:


As long as you have absolutely no follow-up questions, yes.




TMMadman posted:

Since you're trying to make a getaway in park, I'm guessing you don't have a license. Better head down to the D.M.V.

These two broads will help you out.






So before they found out Homer called them the Gruesome Twosome, were Patty and Selma friendly to Homer?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

I am a good quot....guy..... :ninja:

You're banned!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

You're banned!

And with good cause! :smuggo:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

CatchrNdRy posted:

As long as you have absolutely no follow-up questions, yes.





So before they found out Homer called them the Gruesome Twosome, were Patty and Selma friendly to Homer?

No, the tone's more like "No really, Homer, tell us what you really think of us... :rolleyes::fh:."

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

You're banned!

To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfast. You can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback. And to prevent the newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated today's newspaper.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfast. You can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback. And to prevent the newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated today's newspaper.

Ah, Ziggy, will you ever win?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

BigDave posted:

Ah, Ziggy, will you ever win?

Foul temptress! I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too! :argh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on8O9fmR_8k

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfast. You can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback. And to prevent the newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated today's newspaper.

But now the ties at the back are inaccessible!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy



Just look at the date!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

But now the ties at the back are inaccessible!

Tie good. You like shirt? :downs:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

No, the tone's more like "No really, Homer, tell us what you really think of us... :rolleyes::fh:."

Um, Neddy Seagoon is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the gold rating security of this thread for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Tie good. You like shirt? :downs:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Okey-dokey.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Okey-dokey.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Hmm... that's odd. Usually the greased Scottsman gets off at the second post.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This was a sting, there's no such thing as a second post!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

This was a sting, there's no such thing as a second post!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

No, dig up, stupid.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Jerusalem posted:

This was a sting, there's no such thing as a second post!

Hey, Jerusalem! Put down that hors d'oeuvre!

...It's time for the main course!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


BigDave posted:

Hey, Jerusalem! Put down that hors d'oeuvre!

...It's time for the main course!



The truth is.. there was no wolf, I faked the whole thing.

I'm just gonna lie on the floor now. Please don't let me swallow my tongue.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Wait a minute...

There's no Jerusalem in North Kilttown!

Why, you're not from TVIV at all!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Wait a minute...

There's no Jerusalem in North Kilttown!

Why, you're not from TVIV at all!

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen poster.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

York_M_Chan posted:

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen poster.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

York_M_Chan posted:

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen poster.

I ain't sayin' nothin!


Tell him to suck a lemon!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen poster.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

TMMadman's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003



oldskool posted:

TMMadman's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

I'm getting an exact ID of the bogey now...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BigDave posted:

Hey, Jerusalem! Put down that hors d'oeuvre!

...It's time for the main course!



Ach don't be down, I was mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons when ye were still suckling at ye mother's teat!

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Jerusalem posted:

Ach don't be down, I was mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons when ye were still suckling at ye mother's teat!

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