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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

china bot posted:

u r lundhead :classiclol:

Lol, hoisted by my own petard

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit
:vince:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Just grow some loving balls and stop listening to your parents

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

:five:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

biggg milk for facuk me pls lesbo 555-7856-009

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

Thirsty Girl posted:

DANG IT BHABHI

lol

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

Wow.

:golfclap:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
do milk

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
the hottest hip-exposing music for bhabhis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5C1oLgjHw

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
My Bhabhi
Hi my name is Shashi, and I am from Surat. I want to narrate you a true story which occurred 3 months ago. I am 24 yrs unmarried staying with my parents, elder brother and my bhabhi. My elder brother who is 33 yrs old got married to a 28 yrs old girl from Ahmadabad 1 yrs back. My elder brother is working as a Marketing Manager and has to travel a lot in Gujarat state. My Bhabhi is a housewife, and I am working in a pvt firm as a coordinator. My parents are above 65 yrs of age. My bhabhi is very beautiful, and has a sexy and attractive figure. Three months back, my brother had gone for a 20 days trip for some official purpose. Then one day our maid servant didn’t come, so my bhabhi had to do sweeping and swapping. While doing that she had lifted her saree and petticoat just above her thighs, so that she could comfortably do work. Also her palloo was crossed in such a way that I could clearly get a view of her boobs. She had worn a transparent blouse, and her bra was clearly visible. When I saw her sexy thighs I got so excited that I went into the bathroom and masturbated. After that I was always in a chance to get glimpse of her thundering thighs.

One night my parents, myself and my bhabhi, we all decided to sleep on the terrace, as it was feeling very hot in the room. At about 1 am when everybody was in deep sleep, I got up. I saw that my bhahis nighty had got lifted till her knees only. My heart started beating faster to see her in underwear. I slowly and courageously with my fingers lifted my bhabhis nighty along with her petticoat up to her thighs. She didn’t wake up, my heart was beating faster and faster to see that my parents are also in deep sleep. Then slowly I lifted the nighty more up and I got a clear view of her white panty. My penis was rock tight to see my bhabhi in underwear. I slowly started kissing her on thighs and on her underwear which she had worn. Then slowly I kept my hand on her boobs, and started pressing very gently.

By this time, she kept hand on my hand, I was afraid that now god knows what will happen, will she slap me ?. But to my surprise she did not move her hand. This gave me more courage and I slowly turned her towards me. I inserted my right hand in her nighty up to her underwear and started rubbing her hips. Our legs had got tightly crossed with each other, breathing increased, heartbeats increased. I unhooked her nighty from above, and also the bra. Her boobs were fully exposed towards me. We were also taking care to see that my parents are not awake, they were in deep sleep. I took her nipples in my mouth and started sucking one after another. I smooched her for several minutes and also on her neck and boobs, slowly I moved down and started kissing on her thighs vigorously, there was no difference in kissing and biting. I slowly removed her underwear completely, with her nighty still lifted up. I lied on her, unzipped my pajama and removed by penis, and I was ready for intercourse. But she stopped me, whispering in my hear that my parents could be awake and catch us red-handed, so it is better not to do intercourse. So then, I turned her and made her lie on her stomach, with my self on her from behind. I rubbed by penis vigorously on her bums for 5-7 minutes and throwed my sperms on her underwear. We both slept quietly after that.

After this incident I was desperate to have intercourse with her. Luckily I got a chance in the same week. My parents had gone to a satsang in the evening.. I came from my office at 5.30 pm and delighted to see my bhabhi alone in the house. She had worn light blue color saree and was looking very sexy. Since I came from office, I went into the bathroom and had a wash, and came out in the drawing room. My bhabhi brought tea for me, but while giving tea, her palloo fell and slide down and her blouse was exposed. I just couldn’t control myself, I kept the cup aside and quickly grabbed her with both my hands and started smooching her and kissing her on her neck face and on her boobs. She started saying please leave! Please leave me! I don’t want this. I said that that day on the terrace you were willing and you cooperated me, now what happened. She said, just forget that incidence, now I don’t want, it’s a sin, and I am married. But now it was impossible for me to control.

I lifted her up and took her into the bedroom and just throwed her on the bed, and I completely lied on her. She tried to push me behind, but I holded both her hands and started kissing her very badly on her face, lips and neck. She attempted very hard to free her self but all in vain. I quickly and suddenly lifted her saree along with her ghagra above her panty and started rubbing my penis. She started slapping me but still I managed to unhook her blouse and bra. She said please Shashi don’t do this, please, please; I said bhahi please just one time, please only once I want to gently caress you, then I will never disturb you but let me gently caress you today, please. She again started pushing me, but when I started sucking her nipples continuously she lost her control. I got chance to remove my clothes and became naked. Than I pulled all her clothes one by one, slept on her, I whispered in her ear, don’t worry bhabhi nothing will happen, I will never touch you henceforth. Then slowly I inserted by penis in her vagina. She closed her eyes, I started giving stroke harder and harder for about 7 minutes. After about 7 minutes of intercourse, when I was just about to ejaculate I removed my penis from her vagina. My bhabhi was very happy to see that I didn’t ejaculate inside her vagina. Now she was safe, not becoming pregnant. Three months have passed, everything is going very normal, and we are behaving as if nothing has happened.

EDIT:
http://sexyenglishstories.blogspot.hk/2014/12/my-bhabhi.html

I didn't write this...

Haier fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 14, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

welp

YonKnave
Jun 23, 2010
yeah india is a pretty hosed up place

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
It was a good run guys, good times were had.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What?? I don't understand. Who is his bhabhi??

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
i wish i could get rock hard from seeing a thigh

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Haier posted:

My Bhabhi

Remove post, goldmine thread.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

A lucky boy if his bhabhi let him to rape her in vajinn

I hope she a tight chut

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Arrhythmia posted:

i wish i could get rock hard from seeing a thigh

Being Indian is equivalent to being a teenage boy pre-internet.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
it's like the autism train guy wrote a porno

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

it's like the autism train guy wrote a porno

That's no way to speak of a former moderator.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

My bhabhi was very happy to see that I didn’t ejaculate inside her vagina.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Fsmhunk posted:

That's no way to speak of a former moderator.

Yea but which one?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

God dang it bhabhi.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scornful Sexbot posted:

Just thought I'd help since I noticed they mix with English the following terms:
lund= dick
chut= pussy

Hope this increases everyone's enjoyment!

What's chudbo mean?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
but I holded both her hands and started kissing her very badly on her face.

Same.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

This horrifying story made me look up what bhabhi actually is and it made the story even worse. Dude's fantasy is to rape his brother's wife.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Any sliver of pity for undersexed Indian men kinda disappears when you realize how casually and gleefully they talk about/fantasize about/commit rape.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haier posted:

The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > Indian Porn: I rubbed by penis vigorously on her bums for 5-7 minutes and throwed my sperms on her underwear.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

Scornful Sexbot posted:

Just thought I'd help since I noticed they mix with English the following terms:
lund= dick
chut= pussy

Hope this increases everyone's enjoyment!

Jeb Dick

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

This horrifying story made me look up what bhabhi actually is and it made the story even worse. Dude's fantasy is to rape his brother's wife.
fucks sake
I was wondering why he mentioned that the brother had a wife

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

What?? I don't understand. Who is his bhabhi??

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

KomodoWagon posted:

Any sliver of pity for undersexed Indian men kinda disappears when you realize how casually and gleefully they talk about/fantasize about/commit rape.

Than I pulled all her clothes one by one, slept on her, I whispered in her ear, don’t worry bhabhi nothing will happen, I will never touch you henceforth.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
NSFW..?????

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F253lKOxScE

This garam and sweatee bhabhi is playing all hands of poker alone, when suddenly nephew-ji come inzpekdeng in to ask why she's doing such thing.

6.3 million views.
5m40s is the best part.

Monagle
May 7, 2007
Wonka Wash spelled backwards.

a hole-y ghost posted:

fucks sake
I was wondering why he mentioned that the brother had a wife

My understanding is that calling a woman bhabi when speaking to someone is essentially saying "this is the woman I will marry and will become your [my "brother"] sister in law"

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
gibe de pusi pls.

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

etalian posted:

this thread is doing the needful

Do you work in IT? Every person from India that I work with says that.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im not gonna lie I've started throwing "do the needful" into my emails for lols

it's actually a pretty useful phrase

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

im not gonna lie I've started throwing "do the needful" into my emails for lols

it's actually a pretty useful phrase

has bhabhi respond for fac

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Thirsty Girl posted:

has bhabhi respond for fac

she will revert immediately

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Haier posted:

After about 7 minutes of intercourse, when I was just about to ejaculate I removed my penis from her vagina. My bhabhi was very happy to see that I didn’t ejaculate inside her vagina.

Who says romance is dead?

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