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My Bhabhi lies over the ocean My Bhabhi lies over the sea...
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Finding out that bhabhi is older brother's wife and not indian for babe has changed this thread for me. So thanks creepy story guy 
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Mar 14, 2017 21:07
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Finding out that bhabhi is older brother's wife and not indian for babe has changed this thread for me. The literal translation would be "aunty," so it could also be your uncle's wife or a parent's sister. Keep it (rape) in the family, Sanjeet!
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Mar 14, 2017 21:12
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Finding out that bhabhi is older brother's wife and not indian for babe has changed this thread for me.
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Mar 14, 2017 21:13
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Haier posted:She said please Shashi don’t do this, please, please; I said do the needful
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Mar 14, 2017 21:13
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so google says bhabhi is sister in law but thread wants me to believe it's aunt. So who are the real sex weirdos??
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Mar 14, 2017 21:16
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What About Bhabhi
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Mar 14, 2017 21:17
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Borrowed Ladder posted:so google says bhabhi is sister in law but thread wants me to believe it's aunt. So who are the real sex weirdos?? Maybe it's just their signal like "NOT his mother" is in American incest fantasies.
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Mar 14, 2017 21:18
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Some Brother's Wife The Bhabhi Sands Story
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Mar 14, 2017 21:19
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Haier posted:NSFW..????? jesus the comment section. how are all these guys not getting a thousand telemarketer calls a day?
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Mar 14, 2017 21:19
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Finding out that bhabhi is older brother's wife and not indian for babe has changed this thread for me. Yeah, all this time I thought we were talking about normal, non-creepy dudes.
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Mar 14, 2017 21:22
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:jesus the comment section. how are all these guys not getting a thousand telemarketer calls a day? Why would they call each other?
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Mar 14, 2017 21:23
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SBJ posted:Why would they call each other? gotta suss out those hot bhabhi connections
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Mar 14, 2017 21:28
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The guy that owned one of the businesses I worked for had a help desk position available once and he threw out all resumes from indians because he was scared that when his clients called they would think they got transferred to an overseas call centre.
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Mar 14, 2017 21:33
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Bhabhi
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Mar 14, 2017 21:38
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Moridin920 posted:im not gonna lie I've started throwing "do the needful" into my emails for lols What if bhabhi is the needful they've been doing this whole time?
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Mar 14, 2017 21:42
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i wish my co-workers would do the needful from time to time
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Mar 14, 2017 21:43
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SBJ posted:Why would they call each other? to facuk big time milk life obv
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Mar 14, 2017 21:43
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GameFacs.com
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Mar 14, 2017 21:43
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B'habhi
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Mar 14, 2017 21:57
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Everything is gross
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Mar 14, 2017 21:59
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:What if bhabhi is the needful they've been doing this whole time? kindly revert
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Mar 14, 2017 22:00
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Some bhabhi once told me the world is full of chut-ney I ain't the sharpest speller in Mumbay
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Mar 14, 2017 22:09
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lilljonas posted:Some bhabhi once told me
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Mar 14, 2017 22:12
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lilljonas posted:Some bhabhi once told me
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Mar 14, 2017 22:17
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Lmao "Dont poo poo in ma swamp!!!"
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Mar 14, 2017 22:17
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lilljonas posted:Some bhabhi once told me
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Mar 14, 2017 22:18
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stump collector posted:nobody puts bhahbi in a corner Thirsty Girl posted:DANG IT BHABHI guns for tits posted:Bhabi got back kazr posted:how is bhabhi formed Rasta_Al posted:John Wayne Bhabhit General Dog posted:Bhabhi Jindal my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:boobs
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Mar 15, 2017 00:54
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Along with "do the needful", India people, over the phone, will usually start their sentence off with "Actually..." I learned this during the four years I took calls for Enbridge Gas, who serviced (among other areas) Mississauga and Scarborough Ontario, both places that have a very large Indian population: "Hi this is Rupert, how can I help you?" "Actuallyyyyyyyy... " Without fail. I don't know why, but now that my wife works for TrafficJunky and they're getting hammered with tech support scam sites trying to advertise on their network, they call in constantly, usually starting off with "Actually..." Edit: Bahbhing for apples. Actuallyyyyyyyy, this is Bahb. Bahb has da bitch tits.
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Mar 15, 2017 01:02
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do milk
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Mar 15, 2017 01:12
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SBJ posted:Why would they call each other? Dang I wanted to make this joke
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Mar 15, 2017 01:15
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:to facuk big time milk life obv my lesbo call me 555-3243-009-8789-01 
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Mar 15, 2017 01:34
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haier needs a medal for services to oriental sex education. And, I suppose, East-West sexual diplomacy. so, this once time I hitched a ride from an Indian dude from Gdansk in Poland towards in Berlin. He was driving a rented beamer on what he described as his "Eurotrip". I got the impression he was super rich, and I think his dad owned a copper wire factory or something like that. He decided to take a cross-country route for some reason, so we were in the car for like 18 hours. Our Spanish co-passenger was asleep in the back for the majority of the time, so I was keeping the driver company. He was a pretty interesting guy, clever enough. He had some interesting opinions on British colonialism ("it did a lot for India") and Hitler ("he was a great leader who led his people to greatness. Anyway, I've ever met any Jews."). He also told me the police came to a party that he threw at his family's summer house, they got caught with a load of coke and weed and that it was in the local paper, that his parents were super ashamed and they nearly banned him from his Eurotrip. The conversation was interesting when it turned to girls. He told me when he wanted a wife he'd ask his folks to find a match. When we started talking about sex, he said something like "you western men get a lot of sex huh?" to which I wanted to say "I post on somethingawful dot com" but just said "yeah I guess". He then said "in India, we don't really get to do ... sex." Something like a tremble entered into his voice, and 20 years of repressed spunk seemed ready to explode right there. He said he'd only ever kissed a girl once. Then he told me he was planning on spending his time in Berlin banging as many whores as he could, and I asked him to come to a techno club I was going to with me but he said he wasn't into that kind of music. the end
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Mar 15, 2017 01:37
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all of my irl experiences with indian men have revolved around either playing rogue trip or watching kazaam
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Mar 15, 2017 01:41
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SBJ posted:Indian men apparently have smaller dicks on average: And "bhabhi" does mean older brother's wife. And some Indian guys are really loving creepy. Some are just harmless and socially awkward with women but others will send creepy, entitled Facebook messages to women they don't know. It's mostly with the fresh off the boat kind.
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Mar 15, 2017 02:11
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skewed gender ratios and a culture of sexual repression is a winning combination
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Mar 15, 2017 02:21
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 Wow, even the afterlife? Is this what love in islamic style means?
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Mar 15, 2017 02:26
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SBJ posted:Indian men apparently have smaller dicks on average: quote:Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country Oh, BBC, you cheeky monkeys.
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Mar 15, 2017 02:33
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Btw, bhenchod is a really common Hindi insult, although Gujus and Punjabis say it all the time too. It means "sisterfucker." Like most of their swear words revolve around female family members. It's weird.
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Mar 15, 2017 02:39
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Celery Face posted:Btw, bhenchod is a really common Hindi insult, although Gujus and Punjabis say it all the time too. It means "sisterfucker" Don't gently caress your sister, gently caress your sister in law
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