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Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/841783778636898305

im the microphone being deepthroatedballs

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:46

Backcountry: Jan 16, 2009

"Feeling vulnerable, with his access to national secrets, Spicey was depressed. An emotion not unknown to the current Press Secretary"

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# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:03

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

pathetic little tramp posted:

nice

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:03

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Tokclik posted:

So my wife's started making Spicey fan fic:

"My eyes first made eye contact with Spicey when he was in the golden elevator at Trump Tower. I could tell he had just crop-dusted as the toxic fumes wafted in my direction. I didn't care, he had government health care and I had a bad case of untreated type 1 diabetes."

has spicy been seen outside, in broad daylight?

he appears . . . pale

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:04

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/841749268352389120

Massachusett's gift to the world: The Kennedy's

JFK died, our hearts cried...and many have been drunk ever since

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:04

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

this makes a lot of sense

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:04

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

resting mitch face fucked around with this message at 18:35 on May 9, 2017

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:05

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Annual Prophet posted:

has spicy been seen outside, in broad daylight?

he appears . . . pale

That's what being kept in the dark all the time will do to you. Hoiyooooo! Bazinga

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:05

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Big_Branch_Mine_disaster

The man who caused this disaster and was convicted for it, Don Blankenship, endorsed Trump.

If you're dumb enough to see that and cast a vote for it, you deserve your horrific fate.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:05

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

And people think blue states are good

There are no good states

thats just illinois, which was never good

i expect the illinois governor prison streak will keep going

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:06

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

pathetic little tramp posted:

wouldnt it be better for them if people were stuck inside their houses all day?

whata buncha dumbasses

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:05

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

That DICK! posted:

That's what being kept in the dark all the time will do to you. Hoiyooooo! Bazinga

lmao

but on a serious note, i think he may be a vampire

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:06

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

sorry if you're dealing with a shitload of snow everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5cRHlzab60

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:06

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Feminasty Slut posted:

I agree with you that Trump and Garfield are both fat and orange. My problem is that Garfield is unfunny poo poo and Trump is hilarious.

now, where could my lols be...

truuuumpfield !!!!!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:06

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Sucking coal company dick also gave West Virginia this other tune, one of their Greatest Hits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Elk_River_chemical_spill

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:07

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Internet Webguy posted:

wouldnt it be better for them if people were stuck inside their houses all day?

whata buncha dumbasses

snow blindness

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:07

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

pathetic little tramp posted:

sorry guys, i'll try to control my spray a little better next time :q:

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:07

Backcountry: Jan 16, 2009

"I noticed a recent change in Spicey. His skin started to glow an orange hue, a circle of white around his eyes, I brought these to his attention but he only would yell "FAKE NEWS" and hide in his closet of bottled escort urine. I shall hold onto him, maybe there is as Obama said... Hope."

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# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:07

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Annual Prophet posted:

can't find any legislative history, but in the 20s there were literal coal wars in WV and before that the intercession of mother jones herself

a lot of the provisions hail from the code of 1931 "as amended"; the safety provisions may or may not have been initially established at that time

but how ironic it would be if the descendants of those miners helped to chuck the protections they fought for

"Men, if you must die with your boots on, die for your families, your homes, your country, but do no longer consent to die like rats in a trap for those who have no more interest in you than in the pick you dig with." - John Siney after the Avondale fire (PA, but still)

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:08

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Solarin posted:

this makes a lot of sense

that streets getting ploughed.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:08

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Mariana Horchata posted:

that streets getting ploughed.

it's like a snow bukkake in the NE right now

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:09

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:09

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

pathetic little tramp posted:

Apparently reservations just gonna stop gettin any money? What's this mean.

I think it's more that the government is no longer paying individual assistance to people rather than tribes/bands?

Here's the GA application requirements:

Individuals must meet all of the following eligibility criteria:

- Be an enrolled member of a federally recognized AI/AN tribe
- Not have sufficient resources to meet the essential needs of food, clothing, shelter, and utilities
- Reside in an approved service area or near designated service area; applicants can determine if they live in a service area by contacting the nearest BIA regional office or social service office
- Apply concurrently for all other Federal, state, tribal, county, local programs for which he/she may be eligible
- Not be receiving any comparable public assistance
- Develop and sign an employment strategy in the ISP (basically a letter that says "here's how I'm going to try really hard to get a job") with the assistance of the social services worker

cf. https://www.benefits.gov/benefits/benefit-details/801

Probably fuckin blows!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:09

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

I want to talk to you about daycrewing.

I used to daycrew 5-6 times a day, and sometimes I even think about going back to daycrewing. The election had me daycrewing twice as much as usual.

But I heard about this program called Day to Nite in 30 Minutes. Now, I'm nitecrew all the time and completely drunk off my rear end 80% of the time. It worked for me and it can work for you. Do you want to LOL that nothing matters? I do. You can sign up at http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

It's free and it's fun

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:09

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

*plow

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:09

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

so how long until our rivers begin catching fire again??

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:10

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/841773955421732864

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwuh-wbXus

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:10

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

A big thanks to Mia Khalifa for keeping america warm on this snow day.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:10

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

that just like them dang ole old man river man...

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:10

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I need coffee

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:11

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Getting a real headache RIP

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:11

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Tokclik posted:

"I noticed a recent change in Spicey. His skin started to glow an orange hue, a circle of white around his eyes, I brought these to his attention but he only would yell "FAKE NEWS" and hide in his closet of bottled escort urine. I shall hold onto him, maybe there is as Obama said... Hope."

I bet your wife could make a fortune writing trashy trumpian romance novels

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:11

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

"Men, if you must die with your boots on, die for your families, your homes, your country, but do no longer consent to die like rats in a trap for those who have no more interest in you than in the pick you dig with." - John Siney after the Avondale fire (PA, but still)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blair_Mountain

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:12

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

so how long until our rivers begin catching fire again??

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:12

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

so how long until our rivers begin catching fire again??

Nowadays the fire comes straight to your house!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 00:13

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

I like how Trump will allow red states to get turned into Mad Max wastelands, while evil liberal states like California will not throw out their environmental regulations due to Trump condoning such policies.

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