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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Solarin posted:

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!

lol gl if u think the fire departments will have funding instead of a hiring freeze + layoffs

then the citizens get pissed and override and hire a private P2P fire/rescue service

what im trying to say is ed balls

but also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D97OxHZzBeQ

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

there's a few blue states in there

worth it

:smugdon:

Mariana Horchata posted:

lol gl if u think the fire departments will have funding instead of a hiring freeze + layoffs

then the citizens get pissed and override and hire a private P2P fire/rescue service

i see porn hub fire departments in our nations future

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

jBrereton posted:

Nowadays the fire comes straight to your house!



You could do this before natural gas wells were drilled and can do it in areas that have seen no oil/gas development.

There are spots in the Animas River in Durango that you can gather methane and light on fire straight from the water.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I for one forsee SprayR, a combined private fire + rescue and uniform dating app doing very well in the Trump years.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

is this where we start noting the past 100 years

on this page we're isolated no more

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Oil! posted:

You could do this before natural gas wells were drilled and can do it in areas that have seen no oil/gas development.

There are spots in the Animas River in Durango that you can gather methane and light on fire straight from the water.

shut up oil, after coal youre next

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

oh please no dont leave us alone with CONNECTICUT!!! :suicide:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




im Trump

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

shut up oil, after coal youre next

First they came for the Coal, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Coal.

Then they came for the Oil, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Oil.

Then they came for the Natural Gas, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Natural Gas.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Gringostar posted:

there's a few blue states in there

worth it

:smugdon:


i see porn hub fire departments in our nations future

are u a ladder truck or a pumper...? :corrupt:

U can call me...the Scambulance :h:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Oil! posted:

You could do this before natural gas wells were drilled and can do it in areas that have seen no oil/gas development.

There are spots in the Animas River in Durango that you can gather methane and light on fire straight from the water.
"It's all natural! it's all natural!" I cry as I turn increasingly into a mothballed derrick.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
here is a list of tiny poo poo states that equal 24 million, or you know you can say 1 state

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

oh please no dont leave us alone with CONNECTICUT!!! :suicide:

please be nice to the Nutmeg State.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
new york and and louisaiana, 24 million right there

loving maddow

or you could say like 92% of texas

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Third World Reggin posted:

here is a list of tiny poo poo states that equal 24 million, or you know you can say 1 state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SkOm7WF2U

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

please be nice to the Nutmeg State.

theres lots of nice places and time to be had in CT...and the best pizza but please lets not

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Is it Vermont that's for lovers?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

"do u... do u think maybe u could do that thing with the straps and ballgag again? ive got a fresh handle of gin"

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

angerbeet posted:

Is it Vermont that's for lovers?

virgina

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

angerbeet posted:

Is it Vermont that's for lovers?

New hampshite I think

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

angerbeet posted:

Is it Vermont that's for lovers?

Everywhere is for lovers if you ask the T-shirt manufacturers

I think New York and LA are explicitly for haters tho

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Oil! posted:

You could do this before natural gas wells were drilled and can do it in areas that have seen no oil/gas development.

There are spots in the Animas River in Durango that you can gather methane and light on fire straight from the water.

Yeah, except that person's water was drinkable at one point and no longer is anymore due to human activity, you idiot gently caress, you big dumb moron.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:



so how long until our rivers begin catching fire again??

"I'm a rich liberal, I don't even appreciate free heat!"

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

New hampshite I think

vargeena!!!!!!!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Vermont is for cheese fuckers

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

angerbeet posted:

Is it Vermont that's for lovers?

west chlamydia

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

"Men, if you must die with your boots on, die for your families, your homes, your country, but do no longer consent to die like rats in a trap for those who have no more interest in you than in the pick you dig with." - John Siney after the Avondale fire (PA, but still)

dammit why cant we have leaders today who talk like this

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i imagine omarossa stalking the halls of the whitehouse like michelles evil negaverse dopplegganger on a mission to undo everythign she did. shes gonan replace water with brawndo and fatten ameracas children

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

angerbeet posted:

Is it Vermont that's for lovers?

Virginia may be for lovers, but only Pennsylvania has Intercourse.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
so convicts will be sent into the mines after the miners are are lost or dying/dead right? that :obama: deal w/r/t private prisons already got tossed out the window, no?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Annual Prophet posted:

dammit why cant we have leaders today who talk like this

Bernie would have won

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Citizen Tayne posted:

Virginia may be for lovers, but only Pennsylvania has Intercourse.

:smugdon:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

west chlamydia

i hear it's quite lovely right around summer's eve, no?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

cumshitter posted:

i imagine omarossa stalking the halls of the whitehouse like michelles evil negaverse dopplegganger on a mission to undo everythign she did. shes gonan replace water with brawndo and fatten ameracas children

I want some trashy romance fanfic of this thanks

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Citizen Tayne posted:

Virginia may be for lovers, but only Pennsylvania has Intercourse.

Look at dis homophobe who aint neva been to anal sex, vrigin ia

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Donald j TRUMP is president of the united States of America lol

That's how my phone types it

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

loquacius posted:

Bernie would have won

if bernie talked like john siney then yeah he'd've won

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

yah gently caress texas

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mormonpartyboat posted:

west chlamydia

WVA is also the strategic crab louse reserve of the United States

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

cumshitter posted:

i imagine omarossa stalking the halls of the whitehouse like michelles evil negaverse dopplegganger on a mission to undo everythign she did. shes gonan replace water with brawndo and fatten ameracas children

Omarosa replacing the White House vegetable garden with a gingerbread house and kidnapping children during the Easter egg hunt

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