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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


dismas posted:

gently caress off with this poo poo Gilchrist

Someone edit in Freddy Mercury descending upon the Earth from the skies to smite them.

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Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kavak posted:

Someone edit in Freddy Mercury descending upon the Earth from the skies to smite them.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. Gilchrist couldn't support one of THOSE people though.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Mountaineer posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

"The Olestra."

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Others are quote

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I


Well I think eyeball licking just got added into my random nightmare repository

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Next: New Adventure

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise



Next: New Adventure

Huh, I really expected Pandora to survive the helicopter crash so she could make one last attempt on Modesty's life on the escape boat.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
:regd08:

quote:

Today's Dogg
"Native american indian dog"? I was rolling my eyes so hard at the "dances with X" cliche that I almost missed that. Was Gilchrist fighting with his editor over the phrasing?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Just say Native American dogs, for gently caress's sake Gilchrist you moron. Also say Native American, not Native American Indian which is akin to saying Afro American Negro.

edit: woah
vvvvv

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Mar 14, 2017

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Haifisch posted:

"Native american indian dog"? I was rolling my eyes so hard at the "dances with X" cliche that I almost missed that. Was Gilchrist fighting with his editor over the phrasing?

Nah, it's a real breed.

I'm not sure if they're AKC recognized or anything, but definitely a thing people call a breed of dogs.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Am I wrong in remembering that Dilbert had a story line within the past year where our hero was bragging that he never needs to take a vacation- that vacations are only for losers who suck at their job?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Kids today can't get enough Wanda Jackson and Brenda Lee. It's true.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



"Provided, of course, you successfully answer my riddles."

Secret Agent C-9



Apartment 3-G

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

sweeperbravo posted:

And the TDIET! The groom to be's frustrated hand gesture!!

That's not TDIET, that's thread favorite The Gay Thirties! I'd have to do a bunch of research, but I'm wondering if Gay Thirties was one of the first gag-a-day strips to show young married couples in domestic situations. From my limited browsing, many of them are oldsters.

I spent too much time on this -


Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (March, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (July, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (June, 1918, click for big)

A washboiler:


The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (June, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (November, 1940)


Tweedy (January, 1956, click for big)


Archie (November, 1955, click for big)


Jaf (1970)


Feiffer (1971, click for big)


Andy Capp (March, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (April, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (February, 2006, click for big)

yeah, Jerkhead!

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Bechdel rule fail.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Slammy posted:

That's not TDIET, that's thread favorite The Gay Thirties! I'd have to do a bunch of research, but I'm wondering if Gay Thirties was one of the first gag-a-day strips to show young married couples in domestic situations. From my limited browsing, many of them are oldsters.


Somehow I quoted the wrong image while quoting the correct title- gonna fix my post.

edit: You trickster, it's because you had TDIET listed under "Mopsy" :cop:

sweeperbravo fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Mar 14, 2017

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

sweeperbravo posted:

Somehow I quoted the wrong image while quoting the correct title- gonna fix my post.

Just leave it and scram, jerkface!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Ballard Street has a way better track record with ziplines than goons do.

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man
Had a meeting yesterday and I didn't get a chance to post any comics, so we're going to double down today. Also, I'm gonna introduce this new comic Wumbo I found. Seems interesting enough.

Wumbo



Baldo


The Wizard of Id



Big Nate



Aren't these kids in early middle school? Why is the girl acting like she's an adult testing the waters?

Curtis



Get Fuzzy



Wallace the Brave and Random Wallace



Herb and Jamal



Zippy the Pinhead



Lio



Pluggers



Harley



Last Kiss

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Savidudeosoo posted:

Had a meeting yesterday and I didn't get a chance to post any comics, so we're going to double down today. Also, I'm gonna introduce this new comic Wumbo I found. Seems interesting enough.

Wumbo



Wumo, you mean, standing for Wulffmorgenthaler. It's been posted here earlier, you are doing the thread a great disservice by bringing it back!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Pluggers can only watch as their bodies and property decay.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


When did Ray Billingsley stop putting "Onion" in quotes when Derrick and "Onion" come up?

Nothing gold can stay~

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

How vintage glam do you have to be before you get sparkly nipples?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Pastry of the Year posted:

When did Ray Billingsley stop putting "Onion" in quotes when Derrick and "Onion" come up?

Nothing gold can stay~
"Onion"'s parents probably got tired of all the problems having quotes in his name caused with automated systems and poo poo and got his name legally changed from "Onion" to Onion.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Shirec posted:

Well I think eyeball licking just got added into my random nightmare repository
I guess you don't have older brothers?

:stare: "No. Definitely not. Jeff hates the Caribbean. And cruises. No need to ask him, let's just go."

Slammy posted:

Dick Tracy
Comic Strip Megathread XVII: Just leave it and scram, jerkhead!

WuMo is the worst.

Savidudeosoo posted:

Big Nate



Aren't these kids in early middle school? Why is the girl acting like she's an adult testing the waters?
Yeah, that's weird. What is Nate impatient for here?

Savidudeosoo posted:

Wallace the Brave
I loved tuna casserole as a child. I was always pleased when mum made it.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

I highly doubt that anything in this strip could be mistaken for comedy.

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I wish I could make Brooke eat whatever book he gets all his stupid words no one uses from. The joke is probably on me though cuz it is presumably already up his rear end.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

sweeperbravo posted:

How vintage glam do you have to be before you get sparkly nipples?

Clearly the moons sparkling off her piercings.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

sweeperbravo posted:

Somehow I quoted the wrong imageAl while quoting the correct title- gonna fix my post.

edit: You trickster, it's because you had TDIET listed under "Mopsy" :cop:

But it provided this, which amused me, at least:

Slammy posted:


The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))



(Gay/passing juxtaposition)

Also, WuMo is poo poo; don't post it please.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set isn't going to turn this thing around.


Working Daze is insufferable.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix brings all the boys to the farmyard.

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Tiggum posted:

I loved tuna casserole as a child. I was always pleased when mum made it.

Maybe her's just isn't that good?

Mister Mind posted:

Also, WuMo is poo poo; don't post it please.

It had a three-season television spin-off, it can't be THAT bad. At least, not any worse than Chickweed Lane or Working Daze.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Aardmania posted:

Piranha Club

Has this been cross-posted to the politoons thread yet? I'd do it, but I'm a few thousand posts behind in that thread.
You have way too much faith in the ability of everyone to get the jokes without translation.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




That lady in Chickweed just learned to speak English relatively recently, didn't she? Like she didn't know a word of English at the Belgian TV fuckfest, but learned it since then? I mean, I'm glad Brooke didn't write her with some horrible Chinese dialect, but her grasp of the nuances of English language and culture seems improbable.
I refuse to believe she has a clue what "cor lumme" means or what an ealing comedy is.

Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones



Big Ben Bolt

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Darthemed posted:

You have way too much faith in the ability of everyone to get the jokes without translation.

This's probably true. But in this case as far as I can tell the joke is just that he takes a cigarette break in the middle of trying to light a fire. All he talks about is what we can see him doing.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Darthemed posted:

You have way too much faith in the ability of everyone to get the jokes without translation.
:ssh: He's trying to make a fire and failing, but has a match/lighter/something available to light a cigarette. The joke is that he should just be using that instead.

e;fb

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Savidudeosoo posted:

It had a three-season television spin-off, it can't be THAT bad. At least, not any worse than Chickweed Lane or Working Daze.

WuMo is contaminated waste, and its continuing publication is proof that humanity's self-inflicted end is both inevitable and deserved.

Darthemed posted:

Has this been cross-posted to the politoons thread yet? I'd do it, but I'm a few thousand posts behind in that thread.

Don't you loving dare, it's bad enough in there lately.

Mister Mind posted:

Also, WuMo is poo poo; don't post it please.

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Whenever I think of WuMo, I think of a dude tying his own dick in a knot. I honestly have no clue whether it's because WuMo once featured a dude tying his own dick in a knot or if it's because WuMo is so horrible that my mind just associates reading it with voluntary genital self-mutilation.

Anyhoo, WuMo is poo poo, but I'm not Queen of the thread so post it if you want; I can't stop you.

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