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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
So it was me who chose to be born this handsome? Yessssss....I really did good

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



500 good dogs posted:

no one is saying alcoholism isn't real. there's just no bullshit allergy component to it...

nor is there a god to help you, everything you ascribe to god or a higher power is your own doing (good or bad)

"God is dead." - Voltaire

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the worst mistake was getting addicted to alcohol in the first place, are you insane?


The dollar to hosed Up ratio is cocaine levels and the high isn't even that great. Like you couldn't have gotten hooked on opiates or something actually worth getting hooked on to? You're basically hopeless if you're an alcoholic cause you are a big fat retard for not saving your addiction center for better drugs :shrug:

there is zero reason to drink alcohol in a world with easy access to powerful and frankly just better downers in this junkie's worthless opinion.

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot

CaptainSarcastic posted:

"God is dead." - Voltaire

lmao

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Aging Millenial posted:

I'm an not addict, but I have the potential to be one because I do have an addictive personality and I'm entirely open to using drugs in a recreational fashion to lessen the pain of existence and the endless spiritual suffering.

Today after I go home after work I'll find myself agonizingly bored -- so bored that I could just stay in bed.

There's always this gnawing sense of dissatisfaction, of something missing, to which alcohol/etc seem like a perfect solution.

Maybe there's just too much stimulation going on all the time -- too much porn, gaming, netfix etc such that I need to get comfortable with less stimulation so that mild stimulation can make my day --- a decently cooked meal, an episode of this or that, a job well done at work etc.

It seems like there has to be a deeper cause to addiction issues beyond self-control. Maybe it's because life kind of sucks.

You're just depressed you big fat idiot. Alcohol won't fix that, even in the high.

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot

SpaceClown posted:

You're just depressed you big fat idiot. Alcohol won't fix that, even in the high.

I'm not fat.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
imma get drunk tonight guys

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot
No I'm fat but gently caress you Space Clown.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Hello. I have been sober now for I think 8 years.

Smart recovery http://www.smartrecovery.org/
and a good local addiction treatment program run out of a hospital.

Damage was done but I didn't lose everything.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

HAmbONE posted:

Hello. I have been sober now for I think 8 years.

Smart recovery http://www.smartrecovery.org/
and a good local addiction treatment program run out of a hospital.

Damage was done but I didn't lose everything.

what a waste of time lol (being sober)

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

imma get drunk tonight guys

|\|ooner I thought you were cool :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceClown posted:

|\|ooner I thought you were cool :(

lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

SpaceClown posted:

|\|ooner I thought you were cool :(

Wow that might be the first time sometime made that foolish of a mistake

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



500 good dogs posted:

Wow that might be the first time sometime made that foolish of a mistake

If there is any possible way that a mistake can be made, SpaceClown will find it.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
what would happen if I pm'd lowtax goatse? Only one way to find out!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
yeah if you're ever bored and thinking wow I see in black and white and getting 4 drinks drunk makes you feel more alive and like this stuff is fun you're depressed

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
but lol trump is president and our future is murky so if drinking makes you feel like the resistance because trump doesn't drink then semper fi

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
just lol if you drink alcohol instead of jenkem.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
alcoholism isnt a disease its a made up word for retards lol

also, reality started from nothing, is meaningless, and veers off into the night without any purpose or reason

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
how about only drinking on the weekends like normals ever thought of that instead of crying to Allah who told you not to drink to begin with

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i will drink whenever i please

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*puts up sign in man cave that says thinkin ain't drinkin*

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

also, reality started from nothing, is meaningless, and veers off into the night without any purpose or reason

maybe if you're a big fat retard

reality never started, idiot and it does have a meaning which is everything that it encompasses.

go back to idolizing nietzche or whatever the new philisophical meme is, you gargantuan reddit memelord.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

for once I agree with spaceclown :burgerpug:

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
to alcohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems-Homer Simpson

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
im always right when im not tweaking or crashing as long as im correct :colbert:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

CaptainSarcastic posted:

"God is dead." - Voltaire

lol

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
the meaning of life is to drink 60 beers per week and get fat and stupid. this is enlightenment.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

It's been a week since I last smoked a doobie. not allergic or anything, just figure I should try quitting and see what happens to my life

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i stopped taking psychadelics every couple days and i regained touch with reality

prolly just an allergy, to be honest.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

500 good dogs posted:

It's been a week since I last smoked a doobie. not allergic or anything, just figure I should try quitting and see what happens to my life

You should try my method. Do literally anything other than that thing you want to not do.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

imma get drunk tonight guys

Had a good rear end day noons. Went hiking with my fiance all day, stopped for chili and cornbread and beer on the way home, had a beer and finished a work project in about a quarter of the time expected and now I'm drinking some beers and playing Betrayal at Krondor. All right have a good one bud take'er easy

...and if she's easy take her twice.

*slaps your rear end* see ya around pal

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Voltaire loved getting wasted

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Wanna know how i know?

Because you see it is simple really...

I'm not the sweet spamalope you think i am

*winks* catch you later

*Jumps harley over Grand canyon doing sick tricks*

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

alcoholism isnt a disease its a made up word for retards lol

also, reality started from nothing, is meaningless, and veers off into the night without any purpose or reason

I dunno honestly reality is a lot worse with the hang overs I've been experiencing recently.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

skeletonotherkin posted:

I dunno honestly reality is a lot worse with the hang overs I've been experiencing recently.

hangovers dont exist noob

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

hangovers dont exist noob

They didn't for a while, then they came screaming back with a vengeance.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm not going to smoke weed tonight. It's been a long time since I've had a day without any sort of intoxicant. I can do it! :toot:

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
drink smoke and jam pills wayyyyyyy up your butt

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

what's actually wrong with self medicating anyways

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