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Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3iFbp1iCu4

# ? Mar 15, 2017 02:44

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# ? May 10, 2024 01:22

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Munchables posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3iFbp1iCu4

I had a spam caller that threatened to rape my mother and sister. My mother is dead and I only have a brother (who'd better what his butthole I guess)

# ? Mar 15, 2017 02:45

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Munchables posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3iFbp1iCu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ng62_99VQ

# ? Mar 15, 2017 03:07

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Celery Face posted:

Btw, bhenchod is a really common Hindi insult, although Gujus and Punjabis say it all the time too. It means "sisterfucker."

Like most of their swear words revolve around female family members. It's weird.

When I was young I was told by the Indian kids in my class that that's because 'mother' is such a sacred concept in India that all the gently caress your mother type swears the rest of the world have going on got adapted to be about sisters. That might have just been dumb playground talk though.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 03:26

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

attackmole posted:

When I was young I was told by the Indian kids in my class that that's because 'mother' is such a sacred concept in India that all the gently caress your mother type swears the rest of the world have going on got adapted to be about sisters. That might have just been dumb playground talk though.

There's still a buttload of "your mom is a whore" type swears although they are considered to be really offensive. Bhosdi ke is a weird one, it basically means born from a loose vagina.

Edit: Bhos marina (pussy fucker) is a common Gujurati insult. Dunno why it's an insult but.....okay.

Celery Face fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 15, 2017

# ? Mar 15, 2017 03:30

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

DynamiteSurprise posted:

Wow, even the afterlife? Is this what love in islamic style means?

what a haroon

# ? Mar 15, 2017 04:25

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Celery Face posted:

Can confirm, average size seems to be roughly five inches.
And "bhabhi" does mean older brother's wife.
And some Indian guys are really loving creepy. Some are just harmless and socially awkward with women but others will send creepy, entitled Facebook messages to women they don't know. It's mostly with the fresh off the boat kind.

5 inches is within the margin of error for average in the us though

# ? Mar 15, 2017 04:42

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1130572523643265/

"Foreign men Asian women seriously looking for love"

All Indian men.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:15

Anne Frank Funk: Nov 4, 2008

I'm Albert Pornoles Lugue XD. Pinoy pride!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:27

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

5 inches is within the margin of error for average in the us though

This is very unsettling.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:50

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:23

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I feel like the explanation given earlier that they're just repressed and sexually frustrated falls dramatically short of explaining this phenomena.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:25

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

gentle pete posted:

Mods please do the needful and change my username to 'what a milk factory'

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:26

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

I'm gonna try the "your boobs and sex organs are so nice and enjoying for loving" on my girlfriend later and report back.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:37

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tricky D posted:

I'm gonna try the "your boobs and sex organs are so nice and enjoying for loving" on my girlfriend later and report back.

You loving idiot there's no way that's gonna work

Try it on your sister in law

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:40

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tricky D posted:

I'm gonna try the "your boobs and sex organs are so nice and enjoying for loving" on my girlfriend later and report back.

if this does not work then nothing will

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:41

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

http://sexyenglishstories.blogspot.hk/2014/12/my-moms-and-fathers-property-dealings.html

quote:

He moved his face in her thighs and started licking her choot ras which was overflowing from her love hole.

Dear, lemme get yar choot ras. Plz do needful, bebe. (Choot ras = vagina nectar).

quote:

Then he looked in his wrist watch as it was 06:30 PM so he asked her to wrap her lying clothes around her naked body and took her in his arms towards the bedroom but he wasn�t knowing the bedroom so took her to my bedroom and dropped her on the bed and pulled her saree and all other clothes down to the ground and brought his face down to her choot to again lick her.

Mom told him for 69 so he was very happy and gave her the 69 position till he filled her mouth with his thick salty lassi. He lay near her for 15 mins and asked her to erect again his tool by sucking it deep in her mouth to her throat and I was surprised to see his tool erected in just 4-5 mins. He then asked Mom to become a Ghodi (Horse) and hosed her pussy from behind as Mom was enjoying his cock lower balls hitting her pussy.

No comment needed.

quote:

Went inside the entry and removed his dhoti And wore Mom�s panties to his waist, I could see his balls hanging out of the narrow panties.
...
So he plucked a small grown hair from her pussy and kept it in his shirts pocket. Assured her not to worry and will be back with the money in 10-15 days. Mom wished him all the best and came smiling in the hall.

Tl;Dr: A daughter watches her mom get hosed by someone else, and she really loves to watch!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:47

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

I AM GOING TO TONGUE gently caress EVERY HOLE

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:55

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

That friends mom who chews our cum and gives us this look :3

# ? Mar 15, 2017 07:11

naem: May 29, 2011

Just remember, these guys have nukes

# ? Mar 15, 2017 07:38

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

uffffffffff ummmmmm

# ? Mar 15, 2017 07:43

Pawl: Sep 9, 2006; I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.

white primer uber alles

gently caress
rear end::::::::::::::::::::::::

# ? Mar 15, 2017 08:02

Risky: May 18, 2003

Arrhythmia posted:

i wish i could get rock hard from seeing a thigh

The money shot in those youtube bhabi videos seems to be getting to second base

# ? Mar 15, 2017 08:03

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

naem posted:

Just remember, these guys have nukes

Indian Missile Silo Operator: I am releasing my load on mob Pakistan by seeing this sluty MIRV

# ? Mar 15, 2017 09:23

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Romes128 posted:

I AM GOING TO TONGUE gently caress EVERY HOLE

EVERY MORNING I OPEN MOUTH SLAM MY TONGUE INTO A BHABHI CHOOT HOLE

# ? Mar 15, 2017 09:36

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

im a bhabhi girl
in a bhabhi world

life in slashfic
its fac-tastic

# ? Mar 15, 2017 09:36

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

KomodoWagon posted:

EVERY MORNING I OPEN MOUTH SLAM MY TONGUE INTO A BHABHI CHOOT HOLE

Thirsty Girl posted:

im a bhabhi girl
in a bhabhi world

life in slashfic
its fac-tastic

# ? Mar 15, 2017 09:44

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

b*tt

# ? Mar 15, 2017 11:06

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Labes for days posted:

b*tt

I WAN LICK

# ? Mar 15, 2017 11:10

Scornful Sexbot: Sep 24, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

Grevling posted:

Love me that chutney.

Lol I'm bringing this up with the next Indian person I feel comfortable discussing dicks and pursues with

# ? Mar 15, 2017 12:29

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

This is a phenomenal thread. My phone's autocorrect is ruining every Indian phrase I try to put in.

Also I'm the pube the guy keeps in his shirt pocket.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 12:36

Scornful Sexbot: Sep 24, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

Celery Face posted:

Btw, bhenchod is a really common Hindi insult, although Gujus and Punjabis say it all the time too. It means "sisterfucker."

Like most of their swear words revolve around female family members. It's weird.

Haha I've been spelling this panchode and no one knew the difference, dang Americanized Indians they don't remember their culture!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Mar 15, 2017 12:42