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MJ is really dropping the ball on reminding these guys that a City is having it's streetlights destroyed as they stand around and comment on things as they are happening over and over.
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Space Crabs posted:MJ is really dropping the ball on reminding these guys that a City is having it's streetlights destroyed as they stand around and comment on things as they are happening over and over. it's fine, time stops when the camera isn't focused on something. the sentry will have to wait to take the city of albuquerque's lighting down a notch until it's his turn
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Mar 14, 2017 13:03
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Raskolnikov38 posted:rocket, totally down with some murder it's canon 
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by the way that's not out of context or anything, Rocket has just murdered a bunch of people and he says "BLAM! Murdered you!" after each kill, Rocket is actually quite into murdering people.
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Mar 14, 2017 15:07
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Well it looks like he's got some serious brain swelling going on so it may not be his fault.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:rocket, totally down with some murder MJ, still high.
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Alhazred posted:MJ, still high. Honestly, she might be the only one in this comic who isn't. I mean for chrissake the sentry is doing shrooms on panel.
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Mar 14, 2017 21:51
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theflyingorc posted:it's canon I will always hate Bendis for forcing that catchphrase on Rocket.
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Mar 15, 2017 05:38
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"That's why I waited until he got brain damage from hypoxia."
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Mar 15, 2017 05:48
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Well so is that giant robot but that didn't stop y'all from forgetting it was a thing.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:"That's why I waited until he got brain damage from hypoxia." Now Ronan only has a slight intellectual advantage.
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Mar 15, 2017 05:58
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MJ stop giving Peter reasons to want to put the helmet on as fast as possible!
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Mar 15, 2017 07:36
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Put the helmet on backwards so he can breathe but can't see.
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Bruceski posted:Put the helmet on backwards so he can breathe but can't see. Then pretend to be Kree High Command and tell him he successfully conquered Earth so he should call off the Sentry and tell it to shutdown, then go home. That way the Sentry can plant itself in an inner city park and become a playground for children 
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It's going to end with Ronan going home while the sentry will have been befriended by a scrappy young kid who taught it the meaning of heroism, and it may or may not sacrifice itself to save Albuquerque from a nuclear attack. Spider-Man will have nothing to do with it.
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Mar 15, 2017 08:58
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Spidey's going to put the helmet on backwards so that Ronan can't see, and this being Newspaper Spider-Man it will actually work.
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Cabbit posted:Spidey's going to put the helmet on backwards so that Ronan can't see, and this being Newspaper Spider-Man it will actually work. Ronan will then call back the sentry to help him out with his helmet. It all makes sense now!
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Mar 15, 2017 09:30
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MJ: also pretty okay with killing a guy.
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Mar 15, 2017 12:26
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I mean, let's be real. This is the guy it's okay to kill right here. That said, maybe Spider-Man's leniency will avert a diplomatic incident.
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Put the helmet on halfway so he gets just enough Kree air to not die, but not enough to be able to do anything. This only makes sense in the Newspaperverse.
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Ronan's going to go Full Klingon with this. "You have saved my life little bug-man, Ronan now owes you a debt. To pay it, I shall call off the Sentry's attack and leave your planet for now." [Next Issue: Ronan leaves]
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Yvonmukluk posted:It's going to end with Ronan going home while the sentry will have been befriended by a scrappy young kid who taught it the meaning of heroism, and it may or may not sacrifice itself to save Albuquerque from a nuclear attack. Spider-Man will have nothing to do with it. If it's the same kid from the plane trip to Hawaii, I'm down.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Honestly, she might be the only one in this comic who isn't. Counterpoint:  I can't feel my face when I'm with you
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Giving Ronan his helmet back so he doesn't die isn't all that crazy of an idea provided, oh, I dunno, someone takes away his hammer, first?
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Ferrule posted:Giving Ronan his helmet back so he doesn't die isn't all that crazy of an idea provided, oh, I dunno, someone takes away his hammer, first? UNIVERSAL WEAPON.
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Endless Mike posted:UNIVERSAL WEAPON. COSMI-ROD!
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ZeeToo posted:If it's the same kid from the plane trip to Hawaii, I'm down. And he get invited to join The Avengers.
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Endless Mike posted:UNIVERSAL WEAPON. SilverSupernova posted:COSMI-ROD!
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they can give ronan his helmet back, but they need to go "boop! got your nose!" to coerce him into calling the sentry off.
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ZeeToo posted:If it's the same kid from the plane trip to Hawaii, I'm down. He defeats the sentry through sass.
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"Hey Sentry, how come you aren't in the Kree Empire?" "OH SHROOOOOM!!"
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I read a few NSM strips when I went home to visit at Christmas time. Peter and Rocket are STILL fighting Ronan. Good lord. This thread is amazing though. Anyone know if there's like, a list of the team-ups/villains Spidey's encountered over the years? I'm really just curious if he ever fought the Super Skrull.
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Rocket trying the bold spout gibberish strat
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CharlestheHammer posted:Rocket trying the bold spout gibberish strat hey another week and Ronan should have permanent brain damage
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I know it won't but it'd own if Rocket was just bullshitting Peter until Ronan died.
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ImpAtom posted:I know it won't but it'd own if Rocket was just bullshitting Peter until Ronan died. Peter can not speak and act at the same time so it is actually an effective strategy.
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"He only needs the helmet to breathe earth's atmosphere, but if we throw him into space then he'll be out of this heavy atmosphere!" "Of course." Four days later "Waitaminute, htere's no air in space!"
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Look now he fell asleep because he's so comfortable!
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