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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Improbable Lobster posted:

Spiders are really cute tho

There's also babies chasing laser pointers, fish chasing laser pointers and birds chasing laser pointers

Everything hates lasers

Cats and dogs chase laser pointers because they want to catch the funny little fairy that's flitting about.

Spiders chase laser pointers because they want to disembowel it and feed its corpse to their horrible hatchlings

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small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Nerses IV posted:

Cats and dogs chase laser pointers because they want to catch the funny little fairy that's flitting about.

Spiders chase laser pointers because they want to disembowel it and feed its corpse to their horrible hatchlings

Cats are definitely aiming for disembowelment too.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

say what you will about spiders, at least they don't toy with their prey

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Prav posted:

say what you will about spiders, at least they don't toy with their prey

Yeah, they just inject their live prey with venom that slowly turns their insides into goo and bind them in an unbreakable material.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


JoelJoel posted:

Yeah, they just inject their live prey with venom that slowly turns their insides into goo and bind them in an unbreakable material.

Honey, a spider liquified the kids.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

JoelJoel posted:

Yeah, they just inject their live prey with venom that slowly turns their insides into goo and bind them in an unbreakable material.

I see you have a cat avatar. How can you look in the mirror and know you are complicit with these feline murder machines?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I see you have a cat avatar. How can you look in the mirror and know you are complicit with these feline murder machines?

It's a hockey team. I don't care for sneaky assholes that poop in the house.

For osha ish content, we got a letter from our corporate overlords instructing us that due to a guy getting a cut infected or something we are now required to wear gloves at all times in the field. Well, our core drillers found that one hilarious.

They also instructed us that Bluetooth headsets are now illegal in trucks over a certain weight (I guess that's law in California). This was a few weeks after we got sets for all the drivers to improve driving safety. They're also the brilliant minds behind the monthly demands that all field employees get drug tested (which is illegal up here).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nerses IV posted:

Cats and dogs chase laser pointers because they want to catch the funny little fairy that's flitting about.

Spiders chase laser pointers because they want to disembowel it and feed its corpse to their horrible hatchlings

Drunks chase laser pointers because...?

http://i.imgur.com/c3B5evr.mp4

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Say Nothing posted:

said something

hm

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

JoelJoel posted:

Yeah, they just inject their live prey with venom that slowly turns their insides into goo and bind them in an unbreakable material.

They have no other way to eat and prey dies shortly after being envenomed.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Say Nothing posted:

Drunks chase laser pointers because...?

http://i.imgur.com/c3B5evr.mp4

I think that chasing laser dots is a primal instinct, instilled in all animal life. Humans eventually overcome this instinct, but moments of inebriation can cause it to return.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Alternatively: Someone who's never seen a laser before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5zSzIEIS4

Martian Manfucker
Dec 27, 2012

misandry is real

DarkDobe posted:

Alternatively: Someone who's never seen a laser before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5zSzIEIS4

that prank went on like 4 minutes too long and i got real sad

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Spiders are really cute tho

Little fuzzy predators with big eyes, who like to pounce. Spiders are just like kittens! :3:

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
...how?

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007



When a car loves a staircase very much....

Dread Head
Aug 1, 2005

0-#01

Probably a parking garage stairwell that someone drove into? Although it is more fun to think something more exotic happened.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

It's a username, not a vow of silence!

Anyway, roll cages, huh?

http://i.imgur.com/CeovRVd.mp4

OJ.SImpson
Jan 20, 2001

I could use one of those in my 2006 carolla.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Say Nothing posted:

It's a username, not a vow of silence!

Anyway, roll cages, huh?

http://i.imgur.com/CeovRVd.mp4

And if I recall the designer of that cage was copping a lot of poo poo about his design and how it should have crashed 'better'

Those people survived. 'Mission Accomplished' I say.

bobfather
Sep 20, 2001

I will analyze your nervous system for beer money
Is there a longer video that gives some context to the crash? The turn didn't look too sharp, the exit speed didn't look too fast, and the driver appeared to lift off right before going over the edge, meaning they probably expected it. I'm guessing a blown tire, or a car that looks like a rally car but is actually owned by some novice?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bobfather posted:

Is there a longer video that gives some context to the crash? The turn didn't look too sharp, the exit speed didn't look too fast, and the driver appeared to lift off right before going over the edge, meaning they probably expected it. I'm guessing a blown tire, or a car that looks like a rally car but is actually owned by some novice?

they paved the peak!



Say Nothing posted:

It's a username, not a vow of silence!

Anyway, roll cages, huh?

http://i.imgur.com/CeovRVd.mp4

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

exploded mummy posted:

they paved the peak!

Yeah, the whole course is paved now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Theris posted:

Yeah, the whole course is paved now.

No that's the reason :colbert:

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

bobfather posted:

Is there a longer video that gives some context to the crash? The turn didn't look too sharp, the exit speed didn't look too fast, and the driver appeared to lift off right before going over the edge, meaning they probably expected it. I'm guessing a blown tire, or a car that looks like a rally car but is actually owned by some novice?

the driver was just channeling my skills when i play Dirt Rally

e: stolen from Greatest Sagas thread

https://i.imgur.com/dRQJmih.jpg

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Mar 15, 2017

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text


is this how you check if a trap is working?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

And if I recall the designer of that cage was copping a lot of poo poo about his design and how it should have crashed 'better'

Those people survived. 'Mission Accomplished' I say.



I'm not a cage engineer but while it just barely did the job, it should've been much stronger. It's fine for a trackday but considering the huge cliffs you can fall off at every corner, it should've been much better reinforced for an event like Pikes Peak. Here are some comments from some random dude on the internet:

quote:

it should have a full X-brace behind the driver/passenger instead of a single diagonal
it should have another X-brace over them again instead of a single diagonal, NASCAR style bars are worthless in a rally type environment
should've been classic X-style door bars that wouldn't have folded
the B-pillar of the cage should've been tied to the B-pillar of the car,
the seats should've been tied to the cage - bottoms and backs - instead of just the floor(the car's B-pillar collapsing is what broke the passengers seat free)
it should've had loving straight A-pillar supports like the builder was told NUMEROUS times
on top of that, the car should've also had window nets and arm restraints.
Does OSHA regulate professional racing? It's an job for the drivers after all.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Most tech inspections for a major professional racing event make OSHA look tame. Failing means you're not racing at all, and everything is scruitineered. Even something like pikes peak where you have freelancer and hobbyist teams in addition to high dollar corporate sponsored teams will be examined with a fine tooth comb.

Edit: also, usually the inspectors are from whatever racing body is hosting the event.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

is that supposed to be a fountain? is it supposed to be built out of home depot cement bricks? :iiam:

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Lutha Mahtin posted:

is that supposed to be a fountain? is it supposed to be built out of home depot cement bricks? :iiam:

He is looking directly at it, which is almost as hilarious as the bounce it does when he hits it.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Lutha Mahtin posted:

is that supposed to be a fountain? is it supposed to be built out of home depot cement bricks? :iiam:

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread it's that forklifts have enormous weight and traction for their size and are perfectly designed to destroy anything they collide with.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I was never allowed to drive it but that looks suspiciously like the manual transmission forklift (IE has a clutch) from my old workplace. It had a bit of power and someone actually hit me with a giant mail tote that was on the forks and almost killed me.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mobby_6kl posted:



I'm not a cage engineer but while it just barely did the job, it should've been much stronger. It's fine for a trackday but considering the huge cliffs you can fall off at every corner, it should've been much better reinforced for an event like Pikes Peak. Here are some comments from some random dude on the internet:

Does OSHA regulate professional racing? It's an job for the drivers after all.

If OSHA regulated motorsport I don't think we'd have open cockpits

I think I have a gif of an Indycar dude who was riding further back in the field getting whacked in the head with the nose cone of a car in front of him that had karamed off a third card car and was torn up

plus most series today uses tons of aerodynamic down force for stability, so if they really get upset, they launch like crazy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuqANKDAqxA

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


PIVOT

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I was at Universal Studios probably 10 years ago, and we were leaving the parking garage after a long Halloween Horror Nights visit. There was a very small car, much like that one, wedged in one of the exterior staircases from the top level.



Like this, but with switchbacks instead of a spiral. Apparently the driver (probably drunk, being an HHN night) mistook it for the ramp down and was just small enough to drive down the first landing but not small enough to turn the corner.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wonder how long this guy's been a cop?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


i giggled

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



holy poo poo, that guy could be fired for that.

Lucky nobody was filming it.

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