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Jesus this game looks so bad. And also... https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/20...r%2C+Shotgun%29 quote:Both Gary Carr’s Liam (a companion) and Zoe Telford’s Addison (grumpy Space Captain Lady) sound as though they’re distractedly reading from a page where the text is too small in a poorly lit room, which is a real problem when both are in such prominent roles. Telford’s E-NUNC-I-AT-ING makes it sound like she’s reading phonetic words in a language she’s never heard. Thankfully Fryda Wolff is perfectly good as your character, Ryder (no one plays Mass Effect as a guy, right?), so at least you don’t wince at the sound of your own voice. In a saving throw, the brilliant Kumail Nanjiani is cast as a Salarian, Director Tann, but he’s so far not been given anything worth saying. Most of the rest are stilted or dreary. Holy poo poo this game has been officially just nuked from orbit. Once again, RIP Bioware. Did all their writers from the 2000 era move over to Guerilla games? Because there is ZERO talent at Bioware any longer, and this thing is a steaming pile of poo poo.
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black.lion posted:Yall i have the ea access thing so presumably i can play at midnight, right? Has anyone preloaded on PC yet? Word on the street is that 5:30pm EDT today is when Origin Access people can download/play the trial.
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Utnayan posted:Jesus this game looks so bad. You should probably quit caring about it then? But you're going to buy it and still post in here because you're a goon.
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Cross-Section posted:Word on the street is that 5:30pm EDT today is when Origin Access people can download/play the trial. VIBRATION INTENSIFIES
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Utnayan posted:Jesus this game looks so bad. It's John Walker lol.
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It's $5 to get access to the trial, right? Also, is GMG the cheapest place to get the game right now? I'm guessing that 20% discount will vanish after the game launches.
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Utnayan posted:Jesus this game looks so bad. I love these doomsayer posts
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frajaq posted:I love these doomsayer posts
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gmq posted:It's $5 to get access to the trial, right? If you have Amazon Prime Amazon is selling a empty box with a Origin code in it for 20% off up to two weeks after release.
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Utnayan posted:Jesus this game looks so bad. from the same writer: https://twitter.com/botherer/status/181533940224507905
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Ein Sexmonster posted:Yea. Apparently a bunch of generally positive impressions are worthless, but one negative one means the game is going to implode. These are dumb arguments from all of you. People can read what Mr. Walker wrote and you can compare that to DAI and to MEA pre-release footage to see how much of what he says is likely and true. It's not like he made up the things he didn't like. It's up to everyone to decide how important what part of the game is going to be. Just because fanboys write "generally positive" impressions isn't going to make the game great for someone whose preferences are more aligned with the impressions basically saying "it's okay I guess", or even with Walker's. And vice versa, obviously.
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While most things are poo poo RPS loves their hit pieces so I'm not writing off the game yet. Will probably do Origin access so if it's bad at least I have a month of lovely EA trash to keep me busy
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:from the same writer: https://mobile.twitter.com/botherer/status/679412223412969472 🤔
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:from the same writer: the first sentence is correct, but that's beside the point
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also here is the voice acting he lauds as being better than everyone else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo14cfpfp2E
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frajaq posted:I love these doomsayer posts It is universally being panned across streams and press everywhere. I loved the ME series (Even 3) But this is one gigantic poo poo show. The writers are rookie. They all left to work elsewhere and it clearly shows. The animations are completely 100% wooden. Need a little humor/evidence? Let's just look at this gem on this guy's twitch comparing the actress who plays our female protagonist, and the abortion the "New" Bioware came out with right at the top. https://twitter.com/terak404?lang=en When most of us just got done playing Horizon Zero Dawn and Zelda, seeing this game actually launch in the condition it is in is just downright laughable. I hope everyone plays the EA Access 10 hour trial. You won't make it past the 3rd hour, and you will save yourselves 60 bucks. Utnayan fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Mar 15, 2017 |
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utanyan's whole schtick is popping into threads about stuff he has no personal investment in and throwing around negative press to rile up the natives so pay him no mind it is different from my schtick which is popping into threads about stuff which i have morbid curiosity in and throwing around negative press to rile up the natives Cowcaster fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Mar 15, 2017 |
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Cowcaster posted:utanyan's whole schtick is popping into threads about stuff he has no personal investment in and throwing around negative press to rile up the natives so pay him no mind I'm sure everyone appreciates your dedication.
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The videos seem to reinforce said reviews though, ones shown so far make the characters look and sound stiff and dull. That flirting one reminded me of fallout 4 of all things. ME's main draw was the strong and enjoyable cast and I'm not seeing that here so far.
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I'm not sure I put too much stock in the opinion of a Twitter user with an anime avatar and "Your autism level has increased" in their banner image.
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Serf posted:I'm not sure I put too much stock in the opinion of a Twitter user with an anime avatar and "Your autism level has increased" in their banner image. Sounds like a bona fide goon to me.
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Serf posted:I'm not sure I put too much stock in the opinion of a Twitter user with an anime avatar and "Your autism level has increased" in their banner image. don't doxx me
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Cowcaster posted:utanyan's whole schtick is popping into threads about stuff he has no personal investment in and throwing around negative press to rile up the natives so pay him no mind Oh thank god you posted this, I didn't check the username and was about to faintly agree with him. That said, John Walker is a contrarian rear end in a top hat who gets in fights in the comment section so yeah take everything he writes with a grain of salt.
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Serf posted:I'm not sure I put too much stock in the opinion of a Twitter user with an anime avatar and "Your autism level has increased" in their banner image. anime avatars are quality seals, friend.
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Cowcaster posted:utanyan's whole schtick is popping into threads about stuff he has no personal investment in and throwing around negative press to rile up the natives so pay him no mind Well, in all honesty, I am just giving your resident 3rd party marketing shills here, excusing Bioware/EA for their massive failing with this game, some hourly wages. Two games that are absolutely awesome? Horizon Zero Dawn and Zelda Breath of the Wild (Playing on Wii U). You know what is also hilarious? Watching this epic disaster in the making launching next to these two gems showing just how inept Bioware has become once and for all.
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1stGear posted:Oh thank god you posted this, I didn't check the username and was about to faintly agree with him. what if there's no salt in the andromeda galaxy?? what then.
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Kurtofan posted:the first sentence is correct, but that's beside the point So the ending was A okay and everyone should have just shut the gently caress up?
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But can I play A VORCHA IN MULTIPLAYER
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Utnayan posted:Well, in all honesty, I am just giving your resident 3rd party marketing shills here, excusing Bioware/EA for their massive failing with this game, some hourly wages. yes, noted bioware shill in the mass effect andromeda thread, cowcaster
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I think the real question is, is there a slider so i can make Ryder obese?
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Avalerion posted:The videos seem to reinforce said reviews though, ones shown so far make the characters look and sound stiff and dull. That flirting one reminded me of fallout 4 of all things. ME's main draw was the strong and enjoyable cast and I'm not seeing that here so far. It doesn't exist. Don't let any of the infiltrated 3rd party marketers here tell you any different. EA has a high pay roll in SA.
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Avalerion posted:ME's main draw was the strong and enjoyable cast and I'm not seeing that here so far. All the previews are from early stuff in the game with most of the squad not available yet, in OT we've had 3 whole games to get to know the cast. Don't tell me when you started ME 1 you found that Kaidan and Ashley were a strong and enjoyable cast 
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I like how about every 20 pages someone posts a link to that one poorly written article and uses it to say the game is bad. And ignores the positive ones.
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Norns posted:So the ending was A okay and everyone should have just shut the gently caress up? no everyone was a loons
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Can adjust dick bulge size?
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Utnayan posted:It doesn't exist. Don't let any of the infiltrated 3rd party marketers here tell you any different. EA has a high pay roll in SA. See now this is a good gimmick.
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Cowcaster posted:yes, noted bioware shill in the mass effect andromeda thread, cowcaster Not you. I know for a fact you aren't. But... just watch as they reveal themselves to the denial and scapegoats. Next up on the 3rd party marketing Agenda. Ready? I saw the playbook. "Bioware has been known for their story, but this time we really wanted to try and nail the combat portion with Frostbite". And then watch the shills roll in on game plan 97 for the two week launch window of ME:A claiming "I never play these games for the story. The combat and skills and such were always my main focus. I just love blasting people in space and that's all I need!"
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Norns posted:Can adjust dick bulge size? only if you romance jaal
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I wish bioware was paying me to say that it looks like its gonna be a pile but hopefully its actually just OK.
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