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8 Ball posted:Hasn't that podcast one been posted before only it was a youtube channel instead? I believe so yes.
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 16:57 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:48 |
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Beauty and the Beast goon, start watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYV4h0dRZpI It's an 80's TV show about solving mysteries with Ron Pearlman and Linda Hamilton. Also George RR Martin wrote and produced some of it, so you cna say it was a spiritual precursor for A Game of Thrones!
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 17:07 |
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Griffin McElroy confirmed for goon
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 17:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Beauty and the Beast goon, start watching this: I remember that show clearly but for some reason my mind has completely blocked that Linda Hamilton was in it. How weird.
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 17:46 |
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The aliens are here already, you just need to do DMT to talk with them
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 17:53 |
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Squashing Machine posted:Griffin McElroy confirmed for goon Don't even joke about that, my perfect boys are going to be podcasting happily forever drat you
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:18 |
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poo poo your pants on air podcast goon dooooooo iiiiit
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:43 |
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purple death ray posted:Don't even joke about that, my perfect boys are going to be podcasting happily forever drat you don't worry they don't have a patreon, it's ok and you are safe and happy
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 19:18 |
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do u even podcast, bro
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 01:07 |
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That podcast fesh is definitely one of the cum boys
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 04:29 |
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quote:Junkie goon here. Country was Vietnam. School was a private English school for children, not a government school. Jail was speculation on my part and it's possible that wouldn't happen (either way it could've resulted in a big legal shitstorm and bring my parents/family into it). quote:I got my first boner while looking at a picture of the Mona Lisa in a book. Something about her hands.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 13:25 |
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loquacius posted:Something about her hands. lol I don't know why this is so funny to me.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 13:34 |
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Her hands? What the hell is that a- Ohh I think I get it now
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 13:38 |
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i get that reference
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 13:42 |
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Seeing her hands crossed over like that.. It's a bit crude but I got a BONER
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 14:43 |
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Kinda looks like she's trying to hide her own boner ok I have a boner now too
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:14 |
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H.H posted:lol I don't know why this is so funny to me. Just like Marie Antoinette...
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:00 |
ReidRansom posted:Egg guy is tryin to create some hybrid chicken person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iExgnVXSAuE
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:49 |
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quote:I have a fetish for feet. Specifically women in stockings or panty hose wearing high heels. I watch as much porn of it as I can (and that's a lot!), I ask my wife to wear those articles when we make love. Oh, and I walk around downtown and film women discretely for masturbation purposes later. quote:I proposed to my fiance several months ago with a beautiful ring that, according to all her friends "Is the most beautiful ring ever". It should be - it cost $48,000. I was about to say "you know it's not how extravagant the ring is that really matters, right" but then I saw the details in your parenthetical and yeah the relationship doesn't seem too strong anyway so maybe it is lol Well, at any rate, you know you gotta take that ring back, right? Tell your wife what happened, be humble and apologetic, the truth will suffice just fine here (you wanted to blow her mind and got carried away but reality is sinking in). Take the ring back, get her a normal ring. Those are overpriced enough. If she pitches a fit about this, that's a sign that maybe you shouldn't get her a replacement ring after all.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:54 |
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Maybe he and the goon that stole all those identities should team up? He apparently knows a place that will give giant lines of credit and exchange it for easily transferable valuables on nothing but a name and some personal info.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 18:04 |
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loquacius posted:I was about to say "you know it's not how extravagant the ring is that really matters, right" but then I saw the details in your parenthetical and yeah the relationship doesn't seem too strong anyway so maybe it is lol Just let him go with it. I see no possible bad outcomes ahead.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 18:17 |
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another Trump feshquote:I met Donald Trump several years ago while I was working for the WWE and they were running their "Donald Trump buys Monday Night Raw storyline". The mind-game handshake thing is well-known at this point, and I could totally see him stealing leftovers yeah quote:I built a robot in my college days and lived a real life "Short Circuit" scenario which ended in tragedy. yeah uh rest assured this is not how AI works because it is not how programming works but lol @ a robot that committed suicide because it saw girls, the gooniest robot
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 21:38 |
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At least the creative convention shitters are realizing brevity is a virtue.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:08 |
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loquacius posted:but lol @ a robot that committed suicide because it saw girls, the gooniest robot
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:10 |
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You can't just create AI and you can't handwave that away by claiming someone will say it. It's funny how AI is always in a robot body, not in a data center on a rack of computers running tensor flow accelerators.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:12 |
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I once recreated 17th century french philosopher Descartes in digital form on my C64 because of a typo in a magazine listing
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:53 |
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Police Automaton posted:I once recreated 17th century french philosopher Descartes in digital form on my C64 because of a typo in a magazine listing I'm assuming he eventually deprogrammed himself when your mom walked into the room.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:57 |
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Lol at giving her grandparents food poisoning being a major issue in the relationship
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:58 |
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That man belongs in jail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:01 |
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quote:I stole a lot of money from a previous employer. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $80 thousand although it was in small increments so I never got a true count. I used that money to fund my obsession at the time - anime figurines. That was several years ago and I feel extreme shame now. I attempted to sell the figurines but they depreciate in value basically the second you buy them, and several of them are no longer in saleable condition anyway. So I have no way of paying back the 80 thousand. how do you buy $80,000 of anime figurines Maybe this is just a mark of how little I know about them but even $10K worth seems like it'd overfill all the shelving you could fit in a 1BR apartment, right quote:My wife of 4 years is amazing. I love her and have loved her from the moment of our first date. But she has recently started doing something that has cast some doubt on our relationship. This one was a borderline post for me because it crosses the line from "not believable" to "kinda stupid" but it didn't actually make me mad reading it or violate any other rules so here it is
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 02:36 |
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Didn't we already have an almost identical "my spouse is practical joking me!" one?
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 02:49 |
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Yeah I tell you what, I'll throw in a third fesh for tonight, no chargequote:I watched a lot of porn in college and discovered sounding. That's sticking items inside your urethra, for the uninitiated. this one made me reflexively grab my junk protectively, way to really make your fetish sound horrifying while trying to recommend it
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 02:54 |
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quote:Junkie goon here. Country was Vietnam. School was a private English school for children, not a government school. Jail was speculation on my part and it's possible that wouldn't happen (either way it could've resulted in a big legal shitstorm and bring my parents/family into it). To be fair I never said it wasn't or couldn't be true, just that there were a lot of details inconsistent with my own first hand experiences. I wasn't looking at the severity of it, just things like visas and getting fired teaching English from a private school (even less likely in my experience, typically they just don't renew contracts) and and why you didn't just get another job since you basically can't walk down the street in SEA without getting offered one, sober or otherwise.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 05:43 |
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loquacius posted:Practical joker wife goon I have to admit I laughed at the "woke up on a raft in the middle of a lake" part. Anton Chigurh fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Mar 17, 2017 |
# ? Mar 17, 2017 07:55 |
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I mean if that prank thing is even half true then yeah, I'm leaving her and good loving riddance. Don't ignore sincere demands to pack that poo poo in, folks.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 10:28 |
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If you aren't completely unconscious after getting blackout drunk and you can get dragged onto a raft and transported to a lake or tied to a tree without waking up, you need to see a doctor because that's not normal. Like many of these things it's slightly humorous to think about but ridiculous if you try and imagine it happening in real life.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 10:41 |
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Given the rest of her antics, I wouldn't say drugging him was out of the question.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 10:54 |
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I'm sure everyone has already heard about Chuck Palahniuk's "Guts" short story, but the "Sounding" guy (Always knew that act as "threading") isn't the only one to mess up by shoving things where they don't belong. And let's not forget old school goon X-Jakks who rammed the plastic ink tube of a biro down his pee-hole and ended up shooting blood like lasers from his dick.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 11:02 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If you aren't completely unconscious after getting blackout drunk and you can get dragged onto a raft and transported to a lake or tied to a tree without waking up, you need to see a doctor because that's not normal. Like many of these things it's slightly humorous to think about but ridiculous if you try and imagine it happening in real life. Hate to admit this, but one time I got strapped to a tether on a boat and didn't wake up until my cousins smacked me in the face to let me know I was gonna be tubbing, and then shoved me in the wake half taped to a tube. Sometimes drinking enough, isn't drinking enough.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 11:21 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:48 |
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Okay,. dude who bought a far too expensive ring, what you need to do is simple. You need a friend to stage a robbery and then return the ring. Bonus points if you get really mad about it for the next couple of days, and then go on a vigilante quest to find the robber, and then return with a story of, "I found him my darling love, you have been avenged!!! But that scoundrel sold the ring! And only had a smaller amount of cash on him! Which I immediately used on a ring!!! For you!!! Love you babe!" It'll work if you believe in the story, just believe, believe
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