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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Roger Stone is having some issues.

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/842070654493044742

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsDWG9zlbnY

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Last year he claimed that someone poisoned his dogs. While that's horrible and I'd kill someone if they tried to pull that on mine, I have serious doubts that it happened. More likely he forgot to feed them, they got into whatever drugs he does, or they were imaginary dogs.

Never be nice to College Republican types because this is what they grow into.

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Solaris 2.0 posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39083799

I want to break this down.

The first guy:
"Trump will make me rich"

Second guy is a coal miner




Coal Miner posted:

Before the election, the father-of-four says he expected to lose his job in coal within five years, but with Mr Trump in office "it could be as many as 15".

For gently caress's sake, you know you're doomed man, and the GOP destroyed any means you have of actually being useful to society.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Vriess posted:

For gently caress's sake, you know you're doomed man, and the GOP destroyed any means you have of actually being useful to society.
My best bet is to side with the coal company that killed grampy, and papa, and caused me to grow up eating squirrel caserole.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

THE FREE MARKET WILL MAKE US ALL RICH gently caress SOCIALISM.

*free market determined that it would rather do research into cleaner methods of energy, free market determined that china has cheaper coal, free market determines that coal mines in bumfuck aren't near profitable*

NO NO NO I MEANT GIVING MONEY TO POORS AND BROWNS! PLEASE SAVE MY JOB GOP!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Free market determines that uneducated rural whites aren't worth keeping alive.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Casimir Radon posted:

*Free market determines that uneducated rural whites aren't worth keeping alive except as chattel slaves.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


C'mon, they're not qualified enough for that.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Slow news day

https://twitter.com/APEastRegion/status/842077992088154121

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
gettin pretty gross in here

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This would be something from New Jersey.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

The problem is the Democrats spent the last 16 years of Democrat presidencies loving their own base and the secret is out.

Well they have Perez now so you'll see a refocused attempt at energizing the bahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

this tweet loving owns

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I get the feeling that Roger Stone is going to crack one of these days, then he will say poo poo about Donnie and mysteriously disappear.

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/842085241795796996

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

I get the feeling that Roger Stone is going to crack one of these days, then he will say poo poo about Donnie and mysteriously disappear.

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/842085241795796996

This is the kind of guy who gets shoved into lockers by actual high school students.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


VikingSkull posted:

Well they have Perez now so you'll see a refocused attempt at energizing the bahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Not Berning enough for thou? The reality is Perez is quite progressive and Republicans acted like he was the loving devil when Obama nominated him. He also has more experience running a large organization than Ellison does which is pretty important when you're trying to take the country back from Donnie Dumbfuck and Friends. But of course none of that matters because I saw some memes this morning from some idiots who never cared about politics until they bought into Bernie's cult of personality and probably didn't show up to vote, so now I'm conflicted.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

The politics of the DNC chair don't matter. All that matters is winning house and Senate seats, supporting state parties to win governorships and state houses, and engaging with PACs to assist candidates. This requires someone who can work across conservative and liberal areas, not a Bern out that wants idelogical purity.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

KildarX posted:

I can't imagine why Rachel Maddow would put out a wet fart, a couple of seconds of googling says MSNBC and her show specifically are doing fantastic ratings, so it's not like they're hurting for ratings at all. Is this sort of an attempt at death by a thousand paper cuts sort of deal? Where regardless of the inanity of it such as "Trump loves burnt steak with ketchup." "These tax returns don't have anything extremely shady, just kinda scummy." they'll post it in an attempt to turn Trump insane?

I feel like the scorched ketchup steak was far more damning than the 2005 1040.

VikingSkull posted:

Well they have Perez now so you'll see a refocused attempt at energizing the bahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

They're going to nominate Zuckerberg and you know it. Ergo, 8 years of Trump unless we get an impeachment and conviction.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Mar 15, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I think Oprah has a better chance than facebookman and would also govern better. That being said, gently caress off with the billionaires and vote in people who actually have been affected by what's going on now and actually wants to bring change and not just more of the same.

And the problem people have with Perez is that the establishment basically all went for him and he even said he can't rule out a Clinton run in 2020. Purge the leadership and they will do better cause it's 100% true that the Dems have been loving over their base for years to get that skrilla.

I don't know why I hope for this poo poo cause I always get let down but I still think that's what needs to happen for people's lives to actually start getting better. Maybe people should try and understand how you can't fix everything through capitalism and that capitalism is the reason most of this poo poo is happening.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/842105642357817350

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/842105765691297792

https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/842106228973178880

Also get hosed: https://twitter.com/AP/status/842105421053755410

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Mar 15, 2017

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Good news? What is this feeling...

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
"Fake President Obsessed with Fake News" is a pretty fitting ongoing current event but I just can't really grasp that we all actually have just under 4 more years of this.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/smoss/status/842103698037866498

:dance:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I think Oprah has a better chance than facebookman and would also govern better. That being said, gently caress off with the billionaires and vote in people who actually have been affected by what's going on now and actually wants to bring change and not just more of the same.

Oprah isn't going to attract anybody outside of her current demographic, that's the same problem Hilary had. She didn't win over anybody that wasn't already in her camp. And stay-at-home-moms and retirees from the late 90s/00s aren't going to swing a loving election.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I just meant in relation to Zuckerberg, I don't want her to run (or Zuckerberg)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'm certain i remember reading somewhere that zuckerberg is really socially awkward in person

if they were dumb enough to nominate him trump would absolutely take him to pieces in a debate if that's true

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Two Finger posted:

i'm certain i remember reading somewhere that zuckerberg is really socially awkward in person

if they were dumb enough to nominate him trump would absolutely take him to pieces in a debate if that's true

Don't forget he's an ex-athiest and now born again Christian.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


holy poo poo

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

CommieGIR posted:

Don't forget he's an ex-athiest and now born again Christian.

So he has no principles and will change his mind according to what will get him noticed, very niice (borat)

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Casimir Radon posted:

Not Berning enough for thou? The reality is Perez is quite progressive and Republicans acted like he was the loving devil when Obama nominated him. He also has more experience running a large organization than Ellison does which is pretty important when you're trying to take the country back from Donnie Dumbfuck and Friends. But of course none of that matters because I saw some memes this morning from some idiots who never cared about politics until they bought into Bernie's cult of personality and probably didn't show up to vote, so now I'm conflicted.

Republicans acted like everyone was the devil if Obama nominated them but by all means continue crying about Bernie loving Sanders

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Two Finger posted:

i'm certain i remember reading somewhere that zuckerberg is really socially awkward in person

if they were dumb enough to nominate him trump would absolutely take him to pieces in a debate if that's true

ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmYzjjSfT8s

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hot Karl Marx posted:

So he has no principles and will change his mind according to what will get him noticed, very niice (borat)

bear in mind the only reason he's where he is is because he straight out stole the idea for facebook

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
!!!!!

https://twitter.com/Rare/status/812511887007109120

ACAB * 1000

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with this goddamn country :negative:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Two Finger posted:

i'm certain i remember reading somewhere that zuckerberg is really socially awkward in person

if they were dumb enough to nominate him trump would absolutely take him to pieces in a debate if that's true

Trump couldn't debate himself out of a wet paper bag.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
As much as I hate trump I still love his "cause you'd be in jail" slam in the one debate lol

https://youtu.be/AFGiZT-MnI4

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

america.txt

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i didn't watch them, but someone here described the republican primary debates as 'trump walked up to the biggest dude there was and shanked him over and over until it was done'

point i'm making is trump is good at throwing lots of random accusations out there and i bet he'd have zuckerburg stumbling all over himself and stammering to get a whole sentence out in no time

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That was showboating (his one strength) not actual debating.

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