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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a neat cape posted:

Can we have some cool weather please
I'll trade places with you

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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I didn't wear a jacket today and it's cold as gently caress outside.

I'm going to Freeze.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eli Wiggum posted:

I'll trade places with you

It's unusually hot outside. I demand perfect 72 degree weather

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

a neat cape posted:

It's unusually hot outside. I demand perfect 72 degree weather

I want to punch your face. It's loving 32 here.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Spring is here which means it is 52 and raining instead of 42 and raining which makes a difference

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
we're in the perfect part of the year where it's 30 at night and 65-75 during the day

soon it will be 65 at night and 95 during the day and I will hate my life and everything around me and bicycling will get real difficult

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Tonight I have a Feast planned.

"whats on the menu, Pron??"

I'm glad you asked, below are the items:

1. Elegant Basmati rice cooked in chicken broth, turmeric, cumin
2. Fragrant chicken thighs cooked in lemon juice and a variety of exotic spices
3. A re-imagining of Halal Guy's white sauce, their recipe is secret...and so is mine


Protein and carbs, to fuel your body, created for maximum taste. This is living, m'boys

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
The gently caress you mean by a white sauce?

Like an Alfredo?

Also, sounds like a good meal.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

A Man and his dog posted:

The gently caress you mean by a white sauce?

Like an Alfredo?

Also, sounds like a good meal.

I think it's more of a greek yogurt-based sauce.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Would someone who is living be re-imagining Halal Guy's white sauce?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I had a protein shake today

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Metapod posted:

Would someone who is living be re-imagining Halal Guy's white sauce?

True..man should be original and blaze his own trail, but I love their sauce

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

SHOAH NUFF posted:

3. A re-imagining of Halal Guy's white sauce, their recipe is secret...and so is mine

:10bux: says its one of these two.
https://www.thrillist.com/recipe/new-york/halal-white-sauce-thrillist-recipes
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/12/serious-eats-halal-cart-style-chicken-and-rice-white-sauce-recipe.html

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Chichevache posted:

My 63 year old mom is getting to this point. Her sister did the same thing at her age, and died about a year later.

Thats awfully young. Has she seen a doctor about these issues?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

Thats awfully young. Has she seen a doctor about these issues?

They're both functioning alcoholics (well, my aunt was). My mom refuses to admit there is anything wrong with her and won't get any of her many mental and physical health problems addressed. I've been mentally preparing for her to go before hitting 70 since I was about 6 or 7 years old. My real concern is my father living for another 20 years, lonely as hell and trying to awkwardly connect with me even though we don't get along at all.


Dad sperg, so what?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
That's when you and the Dad buy an old used RV and travel around the country, and get to know each other.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

A Man and his dog posted:

That's when you and the Dad buy an old used RV and travel around the country, and get to know each other.

He doesn't like animals, he can rot.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:getout:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
My dad is a cool guy

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

a neat cape posted:

My dad is a cool guy

Mine is too. I guess he "didn't sign up for" playboy mags but they mailed 3 issues to our house. My mom didn't know what they were cause they were covered in like paper so she brought them to work with the rest of the mail where she opened them. Lmao. He DEFINITELY knows about online porn so a weird move by him if he did lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I didn't talk to my dad from age 15-30 and then one day last year I noticed he has a facebook so I said YOLO and added him and now we text back and forth about football

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
My dad can beat up your dads

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Moms for life.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Joey Freshwater posted:

My dad can beat up your dads

Probably not. Mine is a USMC Lt Col (retired)

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
parental mortality is my anxiety Sword of Damocles

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
My parents are cool

Both love to drink (dad waiting to retire to grow again)

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Seriously, I would love everybody's moms if I only had the time

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Probably not. Mine is a USMC Lt Col (retired)

And what does your other dad do? :sissies:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Chichevache posted:

And what does your other dad do? :sissies:

He's Paul Reiser.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

And what does your other dad do? :sissies:

There's so many to choose from, but probably his "best friend" 1911A

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

There's so many to choose from, but probably his "best friend" 1911A

Suck him off

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Someone really wants us to love his gay dad.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I love my dad and all that poo poo.

But his ultra right conservatism beliefs creep me the gently caress out and I'm like come on man.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Phobeste posted:

Suck him off

OK, I'll hop in the truck and drive to Raleigh from Pittsburgh, and post about in 10 hours or so

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

These next 4 days with march madness are going to make or break (100% break) my 2017. gently caress. I can't wait. God damnit.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

A Man and his dog posted:

I love my dad and all that poo poo.

But his ultra right conservatism beliefs creep me the gently caress out and I'm like come on man.

Worry about what individuals do and not what someone rants at their tv about.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

These next 4 days with march madness are going to make or break (100% break) my 2017. gently caress. I can't wait. God damnit.

God forbid your stupid loving team doesn't win again this year.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
my dad was a farmer in India and he has a crazy set of skills such as making cheese and butter from scratch or fixing cars without ever needing to go to Youtube

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

BlindSite posted:

Worry about what individuals do and not what someone rants at their tv about.

Depending on how long they go it can make things awkward as gently caress.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

my dad was a farmer in India and he has a crazy set of skills such as making cheese and butter from scratch or fixing cars without ever needing to go to Youtube

A real test of a man is how well he grills a stwak. :clint:

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