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Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
and his company:
http://elitespace.net/ (https://archive.fo/CJEZR)

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Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


lol i hope they take every single thing he owns like they do in drug busts and parade it in front of him as they confiscate it

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

ate all the Oreos posted:

lol i hope they take every single thing he owns like they do in drug busts and parade it in front of him as they confiscate it

Civil Forfeiture is hosed up and shouldn't be applauded in anyway.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Civil Forfeiture is hosed up and shouldn't be applauded in anyway.

i hope he has a speedy but fair trial that results in conviction and that he is forced to return all moneys and goods obtained via his illicit activities, and they parade it in front of him as they confiscate it

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the trick to civil asset forfeiture is to do it only to people who've been convicted of a crime

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

flakeloaf posted:

the trick to civil asset forfeiture is to do it only to people who've been convicted of a crime

eh it's still hosed up then because the crime is generally "smokin' weed" and they wind up repossessing the person's house where their family lives or whatever

the real trick is to only do it to rich people, obvs

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
anyway, one of the funny things is how much of this could have been inside of krebs' spam nation book

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



no doubt he started on a sequel immediately after publishing the first

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Karim Baratov, a dual national of Kazakhstan and Canada, is accused of being a hacker-for-hire contracted by two members of the Russian intelligence agency FSB
:yikes:

i'm sure this guy is scum, but also, how do you refuse a FSB offer lol

"take the money or the polonium, bithc"

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

ate all the Oreos posted:

the real trick is to only do it to moderate to poor people, obvs
fixed because rich people hire rich lawyers and sometimes (horror of horrors) can get someone to call their boss directly and apply political pressure

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Heh. FSB paid him $100/account.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Diva Cupcake posted:

Heh. FSB paid him $100/account.



quote:

Karim is a1 and will get out of this small speed bump... Fact is this... People like Karim are go-getters and will be right back where they belong, on top. The haters will come out of the wood works now, these are the same ppl that would "like" his pics, ppl that are friends with him on face book are now talking poo poo. To the ones talking poo poo, Ask yourself... Why did you even like the pics? Why are you even friends with him on social media? And now your years of being a secret hater are exposed by your stupid comments. LOL - Karim is a good person. The majority of the people just know his social media accounts and not the actual person. #freekarim - go ahead laugh it off, while he is locked away, When he is back out, you guys will be sucking his dick like you used to LOL

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

and nothing of value was lost

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

flakeloaf posted:

and nothing of value was lost

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
not sure if foreshadowing or not



anyway there isn't really anything else that is funny here. his instagram is boring as gently caress but i did learn that he likes alienware laptops

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
a crime in itself

bicycle
Oct 23, 2013

flakeloaf posted:

and nothing of value was lost

weve lost a beautiful artist and creative mind

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
https://ask.fm/mrkarim



:wtc:

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

bicycle posted:

weve lost a beautiful artist and creative mind

you can get pencils in jail

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

OSI bean dip posted:

i did learn that he likes alienware laptops


windows life!!

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
calm down maybe he meant notepad++

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
https://twitter.com/taviso/status/842205051082821632

tavised again

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
according to his next tweet it was a regex fuckup too, lol

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

i really need to delete my lastpass account

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

EndlessRagdoll posted:

i really need to delete my lastpass account

Tavis can do that for you

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




https://twitter.com/taviso/status/842215197116780544

:stonklol:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




incredible

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

is Tavis deemed a weapon yet? can he leave the country?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




lol

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
based tavis

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

Subjunctive posted:

Tavis can do that for you

i don't wanna be tavised first hand. none of us are truly safe from him

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




EndlessRagdoll posted:

i don't wanna be tavised first hand. none of us are truly safe from him
i am, i dont work in it sector or even in relation to it :v:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i still have computer tho ...

... gently caress

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
literally everything is it sector now. even farming is moving to a bunch of computers and automated heavy machinery that works your field

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
putty 0.68 came out last month and it's finally got support for 25519 curves :toot:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Truga posted:

literally everything is it sector now. even farming is moving to a bunch of computers and automated heavy machinery that works your field
i wasn't really being serious. im did scientific computer touching for my thesis, if only for not an internet-connected device

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
yeah, i figured. i'm just saying, it's gonna be fun when someone from russia hijacks some heavy machinery because siemens didn't think farming equipment is a high enough value target, and drives it through your premises, and then the local school

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