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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MariusLecter posted:

The pressure wave will kill you first though

:toot:

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Raskolnikov38 posted:

how would you, or really anyone, know? it's not like electronic based communications are going to survive a nuclear exchange

ive got halfassed plans

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



logikv9 posted:

although depending on the yield of those weapons it's possible that i will not have any living relatives at all anymore

which would be p badass but even brings a slight frown to my cynical face. completely erased from existence

Trump, to Logik's germline: "YOU'RE FIRED"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
the actor is gonna be fired from playing captain america for not being patriotic enough

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm gonna stockpile iodine pills but instead of being the type that protects you it's gonna be the type that packs my thyroid full of very radioactive substances so i die quickly and also kill everyone around me

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

logikv9 posted:

it will be very "chill" during the nuclear winter :getin:

Winter in nuculear winter doesn't mean what you think it does :eng99:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

MariusLecter posted:

Winter in nuculear winter doesn't mean what you think it does :eng99:

an atmosphere full of radioactive dust occluding the sun is p chill sounding idk i'm not carl sagan

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Baloogan posted:

unironically this

tho id rather it not be swift. i want to learn how the war went before i die

Still an IK, btw.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also, yall are assuming that nuclear war will be utter destruction.

thats v unlikely


at best we're gonna see at most a dozen nukes go off somewhere on the other side of the planet and the major effect here would be like, markets / banks / grociery stores would run out of poo poo due to panic

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

logikv9 posted:

an atmosphere full of radioactive dust occluding the sun is p chill sounding idk i'm not carl sagan

carl sagan was just some nerd that called the earth stupid

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

California has lots of varied climates, I'll go to the good one then

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MariusLecter posted:

Winter in nuculear winter doesn't mean what you think it does :eng99:

i think u'll find that

*does a sick snowboard kickflip 360 over a pile of radioactive ashes*

you're real fucken wrong m8

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

They ain't gonna bomb Barstow sonny

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Admiral Ray posted:

carl sagan was just some nerd that called the earth stupid

carl sagan was right

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
I wonder what United States Third Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Maryanne Trump Barry thinks about all this.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
after a small nuclear war people here in north america will go hungry just due to dumb panic :/ and poo poo shutting down. Nothing at all to do with the nukes themselves, just our own idiocy. So it goes.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Epic High Five posted:

i think u'll find that

*does a sick snowboard kickflip 360 over a pile of radioactive ashes*

you're real fucken wrong m8

Holy poo poo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

carl sagan was right

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'll be a proud new california republic sympathizer on the east coast if i am unlucky enough to not die

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Lastgirl posted:

"State your reason for traveling to the US"

"To wage holy war."

"Ah good one, you're funny. I like that, okay you can come in."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1L6J05RvK8

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



think ima get a bottle of wine and keep huntinug for a drill arm for my PRAWN suit

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
somebody take me away on sagan's spaceship and/or neil degrasse tyson's cgi spacextravaganza

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

logikv9 posted:

i'll be a proud new california republic sympathizer on the east coast if i am unlucky enough to not die

You mean you'll be a Legion spy in deep cover in the new Cali. Republic

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

MariusLecter posted:

Winter in nuculear winter doesn't mean what you think it does :eng99:

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

MariusLecter posted:

You mean you'll be a Legion spy in deep cover in the new Cali. Republic

the punishment for being a caught as a traitor in the trump empire is 590 seasons in the towers

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also the nuclear winter is going to exactly block out the global warming and we're just going to have normal climate

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

trevor noah cracked the trump reality-defying code

you can't throw trump under the bus, trump is the bus

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Baloogan posted:

also the nuclear winter is going to exactly block out the global warming and we're just going to have normal climate

i can't believe trump is was actually killface all along

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

somebody take me away on sagan's spaceship and/or neil degrasse tyson's cgi spacextravaganza

it already left

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

StashAugustine posted:

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

Ncr education on par with current US

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also lol why did you guys let baloogan sucker you into nuke discussion again

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Baloogan posted:

also the nuclear winter is going to exactly block out the global warming and we're just going to have normal climate

it was us who launched first, to block out the sun

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

FCKGW posted:

They ain't gonna bomb Barstow sonny

u gonna be safe in zzyzx, ca too.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Listen to some lowfi chillhop to soothe your broken brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIQNxiKJoE

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
nuclear winter is a myth propagated by carl sagan in order to discourage war

don't believe his lies, everything will be fine

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

our president is a goddamn loving moron and I am not nearly drunk enough to soften my rage

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

also lol why did you guys let baloogan sucker you into nuke discussion again

i didn't start the fire

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im innocent officer yinlock

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

FCKGW posted:

Listen to some lowfi chillhop to soothe your broken brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIQNxiKJoE

i only listen to originals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f4ztyFMot4

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mo_Steel posted:

it already left



carl you little poo poo

smug little gently caress, safe on mars

hope he enjoys the lack of air, food, water

that'll teach him

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