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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Kalli posted:

Just saw that, here's the document:



Remember when I predicted the Rooneys would get his charges dropped?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Remember when I predicted the Rooneys would get his charges dropped?

I think the victim's story kinda fell apart once the video came out, so I'm not too surprised.

Other then that it all went radio silent, so who knows what happened, Revis could've even just paid them off.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Kalli posted:

I think the victim's story kinda fell apart once the video came out, so I'm not too surprised.

Other then that it all went radio silent, so who knows what happened, Revis could've even just paid them off.

It appears the reason the charges were dropped was his friend said he did the punching/speaking on the tape: http://deadspin.com/judge-dismisses-all-charges-against-darrelle-revis-in-s-1793310833

Might just be his designated fall guy but it's not the victims getting the payoff here.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The voice on the tape is pretty clearly not Revis though so maybe it's the truth.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diva Cupcake posted:

The voice on the tape is pretty clearly not Revis though so maybe it's the truth.

Yeah, I remember when the tape came out a bunch of NY beatwriters said that wasn't revis's voice. So I figured at that point, something was up.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



A Man and his dog posted:

:stare:

That's def not happening to a nobody off the street.

Good lawyer work.

Honestly, it probably was.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Given that the Raiders let Murray walk, is their plan to run with Taiwan Jones and that FB or does that mean RB in the draft?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It could also result in Adrian Peterson or Jamaal Charles becoming a Raider.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Diqnol posted:

Given that the Raiders let Murray walk, is their plan to run with Taiwan Jones and that FB or does that mean RB in the draft?

It's a pretty deep RB draft, they'll probably draft one but it doesn't have to be early.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Diqnol posted:

Given that the Raiders let Murray walk, is their plan to run with Taiwan Jones and that FB or does that mean RB in the draft?

I expect they'll draft a back, more in the power back/between the tackles type with Washington and Richard on the team. Second or third day.


Gonz posted:

It could also result in Adrian Peterson or Jamaal Charles becoming a Raider.

AP wants too much money, isn't much of a receiver and is a bad in pass pro. Charles might be good for an incentive laden deal but the Raiders have so far not shown any interest in either guy. Personally, I'd prefer to just draft a back, not a fan of FA RBs.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

warcrimes posted:

I expect they'll draft a back, more in the power back/between the tackles type with Washington and Richard on the team. Second or third day.


AP wants too much money, isn't much of a receiver and is a bad in pass pro. Charles might be good for an incentive laden deal but the Raiders have so far not shown any interest in either guy. Personally, I'd prefer to just draft a back, not a fan of FA RBs.

Also they're both old as gently caress for running backs. The odds either one of them has a good season left in the tank are pretty bad.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Mehta reporting that Mo Wilkerson's doing his part to bring Sam Darnold to the Jets.

quote:

The Daily News has learned that defensive lineman Muhammad Wilkerson isn’t exactly in the best shape of his life at the moment. Several scouts at Temple Pro Day in Philadelphia last week were aghast upon seeing a bloated Wilkerson, who appears to have let himself go after the worst season of his career.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/sloppy-shape-mo-wilkerson-shocks-scouts-temple-article-1.2999708

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

warcrimes posted:

I expect they'll draft a back, more in the power back/between the tackles type with Washington and Richard on the team. Second or third day.


AP wants too much money, isn't much of a receiver and is a bad in pass pro. Charles might be good for an incentive laden deal but the Raiders have so far not shown any interest in either guy. Personally, I'd prefer to just draft a back, not a fan of FA RBs.

If money is the issue, I'd go with Charles. I feel like he'll be the cheaper of the two. If it's injury concerns, I'd probably go with AP. Their price tags are going to fall the more time goes on this offseason. I can definitely see the Raiders drafting a back in the 3rd or 4th rounds.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You guys. Charles is broken.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Here's Manish Mehta bodyshaming Mohammed Wilkerson:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...=mmehta+twitter

quote:

One eyewitness simply said Wilkerson was “looking absolutely terrible.” When I pointed out that the defensive lineman has never been mistaken for Jack LaLanne, the person texted: “LOL He’s always looked terribly out of shape?”

The eyewitness scout followed that up with "fatty fatty two by four, can't fit through the kitchen door".

Kalli fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 16, 2017

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
This was a really satisfying headline:



http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18925544/gm-says-adrian-peterson-career-vikings-over

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Kalli posted:

Here's Manish Mehta bodyshaming Mohammed Wilkerson:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...=mmehta+twitter

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842387516405735424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842392389759205376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Got a fight brewing between Jets beat writers. Also, what a comically unprofessional article, it's just a straight up hit piece on a player he personally dislikes.

sirtommygunn fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Mar 17, 2017

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

He was a phenomenal competitor, one of the greatest running backs in recent history, among the best all time. He also dropped off a cliff a few years ago, is a noted child abuser, and generally kind of a dick, I will not miss him one tiny bit.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Kalli posted:

Here's Manish Mehta bodyshaming Mohammed Wilkerson:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...=mmehta+twitter
lol

sirtommygunn posted:

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842387516405735424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842392389759205376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Got a fight brewing between Jets beat writers. Also, what a comically unprofessional article, it's just a straight up hit piece on a player he personally dislikes.
lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sirtommygunn posted:

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842387516405735424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842392389759205376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Got a fight brewing between Jets beat writers. Also, what a comically unprofessional article, it's just a straight up hit piece on a player he personally dislikes.

Black is a slimming color. Let's see him in vertical stripes.
:goonsay:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
yeah but black is slimming

goddamnit chiche

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

drat he's got long arms

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

yeah but black is slimming

goddamnit chiche

:tipshat:

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

hifi posted:

drat he's got long arms

M-Mods?!!?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

warcrimes posted:

M-Mods?!!?

A (white) guy I know described himself as having an "orangutan frame" and I constantly catch myself before I use it to describe someone like Jon Jones or Mo Wilkerson.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Didn't know you were friends with Randall from Clerks 2.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Report: School District Says Le’Veon Bell Is Barred From Wisconsin Prom Dance

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Roasted Donut posted:

Report: School District Says Le’Veon Bell Is Barred From Wisconsin Prom Dance

Ah, so the girl was white

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i looked it up and wilkerson has a wingspan 9" longer than his height which is basketball territory

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

hifi posted:

i looked it up and wilkerson has a wingspan 9" longer than his height which is basketball territory

wingspan vs. height is how they measure Tremendous Upside Potential(tm)

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
deport manish

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Spoeank posted:

wingspan vs. height is how they measure Tremendous Upside Potential(tm)

You say double amputee, I say intangibles

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

sirtommygunn posted:

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842387516405735424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/842392389759205376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Got a fight brewing between Jets beat writers. Also, what a comically unprofessional article, it's just a straight up hit piece on a player he personally dislikes.

I tweeted Manish and the weirdo DM'd me. I've never seen a DT that looked like he was in shape. The hell is wrong with sports writers?

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Mar 17, 2017

troofs
Feb 28, 2011

The better Manning.
An NY Daily News writer being an unprofessional hack??? Surely you jest!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I've never seen a DT that looked like he was in shape.

Suh.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
saying a football player looks sloppy and out of shape doesn't seem like body shaming to me considering they are paid to not be sloppy and out of shape.

and the dr seuss rhyme doesnt seem like a big deal either.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ches Neckbeard posted:

I've never seen a DT that looked like he was in shape.

Caf
May 21, 2004

I'm King James! The Lion King!

hifi posted:

i looked it up and wilkerson has a wingspan 9" longer than his height which is basketball territory

The guys in the NBA who have a +9 ape index probably have a few inches on him in height too so their ratio ends up lower. +9 on a dude who is only 6'4" is unreal.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

troofs posted:

An NY Daily News writer being an unprofessional hack??? Surely you jest!

Lmao

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

TBeats posted:

saying a football player looks sloppy and out of shape doesn't seem like body shaming to me considering they are paid to not be sloppy and out of shape.

and the dr seuss rhyme doesnt seem like a big deal either.

It's loving March. If he looks sloppy and out of shape three months from now, maybe then it'll be time to worry. I'm inclined to give the player the benefit of the doubt given that I have no idea what kind of injuries he took during the season that might still be healing and that he and his trainer know his body better than I do.

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