PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

# ? Mar 7, 2017 15:54

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:29

Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

brown eye

# ? Mar 7, 2017 17:52

Wayne Knight: May 11, 2006

That guy looks like an rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 7, 2017 18:14

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Labes for days posted:

Nice wenis.

# ? Mar 7, 2017 20:17

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Labes for days posted:

This is not work safe in the sense that the employee handbook clearly states, "only natural colors can be used for hair dyes."

# ? Mar 7, 2017 20:55

SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

500 good dogs posted:

Don't think this has been posted but it's old so maybe

edit: it's obviously a hand

This video has probably been posted about 2 dozen times this thread, but that won't stop me cause it's criminal not to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

# ? Mar 7, 2017 22:12

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Picnic Princess posted:

My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 01:53

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Arcsquad12 posted:

My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

And thus the strange phenomenon known as autoerotic kinkshaming reached its peak.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 08:47

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Mar 10, 2017 05:32

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Memento posted:

Rock hard.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 06:53

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Memento posted:

# ? Mar 10, 2017 08:51

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

# ? Mar 10, 2017 09:58

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Thanks I just got fired from the latte art factory

# ? Mar 10, 2017 11:53

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Saw this couple while on a walk in the woods yesterday

# ? Mar 10, 2017 19:04

Burkion: May 10, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

That poor woman

# ? Mar 10, 2017 19:10

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Burkion posted:

That poor woman

# ? Mar 10, 2017 19:48

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Thick root and knotty hole.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:28

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Snowy posted:

Saw this couple while on a walk in the woods yesterday

The Last Giant Hole

# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:30

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

LingcodKilla posted:

Thick root and knotty hole.

if the edges feel good? its fine imo

# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:37

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

My Lovely Horse posted:

This happens all the time.

I saw a guy selling it next to a broken toaster oven, he's probably still there if you hurry.

e: oh beaten to King Missile.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 17:16

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Snowy posted:

I think there's something about this in Goethe's Faust.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 09:03

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

# ? Mar 12, 2017 10:51

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

Stupid sexy Venus of Willendorf :argh:

LingcodKilla posted:

Rock hard.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 11:13

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

SomeJazzyRat posted:

This video has probably been posted about 2 dozen times this thread, but that won't stop me cause it's criminal not to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Already done, my friend.

My Lovely Horse posted:

This happens all the time.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 08:07

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 16, 2017 07:49

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

There's nothing sadder than an under inflated sausage.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 08:43

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Gorilla Salad posted:

under inflated sausage.

Mods, name change please.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:57

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

Mods, name change please.

Going to say "No, please, mods" on that one. How else will I get my stoats delivered?

# ? Mar 16, 2017 11:38

Alternative pants: Nov 2, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Snowy posted:

Saw this couple while on a walk in the woods yesterday

But enough about your date night.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 14:14

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Alternative pants posted:

But enough about your date night.

I might have to go back and hump that lady tree right in front of that limp dicked cuck.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:58

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Snowy posted:

I might have to go back and hump that lady tree right in front of that limp dicked cuck.

^ why the entwives left :smith:

# ? Mar 16, 2017 18:04

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Snowy posted:

Saw this couple while on a walk in the woods yesterday

That was a great episode of ugly Americans

# ? Mar 17, 2017 01:47

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

rodbeard posted:

That was a great episode of ugly Americans

it was a good episode

# ? Mar 17, 2017 03:36

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

*unzips fly*

# ? Mar 17, 2017 06:35

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Say Nothing posted:

*unzips fly*

*shakes head
Cock blocked...

# ? Mar 17, 2017 06:44

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Solice Kirsk posted:

*shakes head
Cock blocked...

Sorry I fell over.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 07:51

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

LingcodKilla posted:

Sorry I fell over.

Well, you are a gigantic prick.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 07:56

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

At the risk of revealing that my own turtle's neck is really short i gotta say, "got drat that turtle's got a long neck!"

# ? Mar 20, 2017 10:12

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Sponge Baathist posted:

At the risk of revealing that my own turtle's neck is really short i gotta say, "got drat that turtle's got a long neck!"

Have you tried getting a japanese lady to rub it in public?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:10

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:29

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Say Nothing posted:

*unzips fly*

Hulk SMASH!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:20

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